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Pure Penguin @antagonizedpenguin.bsky.social · Jan 1
There's a fun change happening over at my Patreon this year: Patrons will now get early access to a new non-HBtUaS story called Ball Boys!

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“You made it funny. That’s good. Listen, Ball Boys is a restaurant where the waiters are all cute boys in skimpy sports outfits. That’s our whole deal. If you don’t want to wear a skimpy sports outfit that’s totally fine and nobody will judge you, but you can’t work here. We’re only hiring waiters right now. We get paid a lot, if it helps.” Lance looked at the bathing suit in his hand. “How much is a lot?” “Twenty-eight dollars an hour, plus tips.” Lance started undoing his belt. “I’ll wait tables naked for that kind of money,” he muttered, kicking his shoes off. If he really got the hours Doug had said, that was like a thousand bucks a week. He could work here for two months and be free and clear. “That’s the spirit,” Franklin laughed, stepping into his underwear. “But you only have to do that in the Locker Room and you won’t get sent there until you have some seniority. Oh, one other thing.”
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Nuka's review of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie:

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February 3, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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February 2, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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And finally, it's November's Patron-voted Other Boys, chapter 85, starring Arky and entitled "No Matter How Capable You Are, Having Someone Do Something for You Stays Just as Nice" (nsfw):

archiveofourown.org/works/178184...
“Cool,” Cal said, sitting beside him on the small chair. “Were you actually reading, or were you spying?” Arky glanced over at the bed, where Hammer Storm was whimpering as he fucked the still-tied-up Bob silly. Beside them, Wes had Travis bouncing on his cock while Joey watched jealously. “Both,” he said. He had two eyes, he could jerk off and read at the same time.
February 2, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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And second is Noble, chapter 86, "There Are So Many Different Ways to Hang out With Your Friends and Family" (nsfw):
archiveofourown.org/works/189829...
The next boy who wanted to see Geoffrey’s sword was Vicky Fyrwald, who Geoffrey had never really spoken to, but who sat his fat butt right down on Geoffrey’s cock with no preparation or oil, and grinned at him. “Hi,” he said. “Hi,” said Geoffrey, recognizing a slut when he saw one. Not that most of the boys in the house weren’t sluts by this point, but he still recognized it in Vicky. “Did you know you have the biggest cock in the house?” Vicky started bouncing on it without prodding.
February 2, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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Tonight our first chapter is Prince, chapter 139, "Leaving Always Means Leaving People Behind, at Least Temporarily":
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They broke apart, and Franz and Gabrielle headed down the castle steps, towards all the other waiting people and their carriages. Lou was standing there beside the carriage with some steps for Franz. “It does look kind of weird that you’re visibly riding out of the city and I’m in the carriage,” Franz said, because it was worth mentioning. “People will wonder why.” “They’ll live, and you’re forbidden from riding any horses,” Gabrielle reminded him. She kissed his cheek. “I’ll ride at the head of the convoy for a while and then join you after lunch. Give you lots of time to get your obnoxious energy out while I’m away.” “It’s not going to be obnoxious.” “I am quite sure that Frederick and Silas are in the carriage because they know I’m not,” Gabrielle said. She patted Franz’s butt and headed for her horse. “See you soon.”
February 2, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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Great news for people who have money they want to give away: You can give it to me if you want!

www.patreon.com/c/u21743218

Patrons this month can vote between Hugh, Bruno, Arturo, Jed and Donovan for inclusion in the Other Boys anthology, and also read chapter 2 of Ball Boys two weeks early!
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February 1, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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And also, we've got the public debut of my new story, With Enough Grit and Guts and Hard Work, Any Ball Boy Can Become Rookie of the Year, chapter 1, "Tryouts":

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(Nsfw, chastity, exhibitionism)
“Sure it is. We’re a team here. Here’s one that should fit you.” Franklin turned around, smiling at Lance. “You’ll need to take your pants off too.” He held up a jacket and a small pair of…underwear? No, Lance realized, it was a bathing suit. A very small, white bathing suit.
February 1, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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And third we've got Slavery, chapter 141, "If You Know Someone Well, They Can Help You Find Them":
archiveofourown.org/works/598864...
“We didn’t burn the house down, Shondra did,” Huxley reminded him quietly. “Hey, so, the Eclipse Faction, they have some kind of mind control deal going on or what?” “What?” “The high level of secrecy suggests that it’s not just that we’re protecting each other, but that there are certain things it’s inherently dangerous for anyone to have in their brains at all, like our real names. Which is only true if someone can peek inside brains. Is someone on that side a mind wizard or something?” Basker looked at Huxley, who just waited him out. He looked confused, then worried, then scared, which he hid, then saw that Huxley had seen. Then he looked tired. “I guess that makes sense, yeah.” “But you don’t know for sure.” “No.” “Is there someone who does?” Huxley asked.
February 1, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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Second, Villain, chapter 135, "Making Assumptions about Others' Intentions Often Prompts Conflict":
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Sam was pissed already, and he was going to fucking…pause because beside him, Isaac was doing the most complicated spell Sam had ever felt, using Order and necromancy together, and a bunch of other sources of power that Sam could, he was pretty sure, only feel because of the way Isaac was knotting them together. It felt like he was mixing at least six things into one web, and what Sam could make out of the structure he was constructing without apparent effort was so complicated he couldn’t begin to guess at what it did. What the fuck. He’d known Isaac had a lot of powers. He hadn’t realized Isaac was good at magic.
February 1, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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Tonight our first chapter is Knighthood, chapter 142, "Being a Parent Is Easier the More of You There Are":
archiveofourown.org/works/537239...
Emma squirmed around in Edwin’s arms suddenly, stretching. “Woah, you’re going somewhere so fast,” Edwin told her. “Good job. Did you bring that up so that I’d talk to him about it?” “Yes. I suggested he talk to you about it and he pretended it wasn’t a problem,” Millicent said. “I thought maybe a kick in the balls would help.” Edwin nodded. “I’ll get on that.” “Or you could kiss him in the balls,” Millicent said innocently.
February 1, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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John's review of Queens of the Dead:

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John’s Review of Queens of the Dead
These are the people I’d want on my side in a zombie apocalypse.
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January 27, 2026 at 3:53 AM
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January 26, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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And finally, Cartographers, chapter 12, "You Can't Truly Know what Risking Everything Means until You Meet a God":
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The boy smiled at him. “Toct’s is the only name that matters.” “His name doesn’t matter, what he does matters,” Johann insisted. “Is he the god of this wood, or is he the wood itself?” “Why should we need to know that?” The boy shrugged. He looked tired. “We’re just food.” He turned around and disappeared into the circle of stones at the top of the hill. Johann took Jannik’s hand. “I want to help him, but I also want to strangle him.” “Yeah,” Jannik agreed. “He gave us a clue.”
January 26, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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Second, Stowaway, chapter 148, "Ancient History Is Often Much More Modern Than You Think":
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“Yes,” K’vvwu said, and Pax nodded. “The scene we are seeing is a fiction, but is drawn from the world about fourteen thousand years ago.” “I see. As we are in a telepathically constructed space and you can read my mind, I suppose rather than saving it for an appropriately dramatic time, I must immediately confront you with my suspicion that you are not K’vvwu.”
January 26, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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Tonight, our first chapter is Chosen One, chapter 154, "Some Threats Are not as Threatening as They Seem":
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Sam wasn’t doing anything that complicated, Isaac thought. He was just using brute force. He could do that too. Isaac pulled Order through Water and the fifth element and Light, knotting them together in a spiral that consumed itself with an odentric maw, and then suffused the whole thing with a necromantic phase-wash to lock the entire space for a metre around Nerean in place as if it were frozen in a glacier. “Woah!” Nerean cried, standing in place like a tree in wind, unmoving. “Woah, what is this?” “It’s stuck,” Isaac said. “You’d better be sure,” Sam growled, sounding frustrated now. He was putting together what Isaac could tell was a circle like the one in the other cavern.
January 26, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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And finally, Team, chapter 145, "Unfortunately, You Just Can't Always Trust Authority Figures":
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Both men’s faces got stony, but the mage who’d come with Gregory was Elena, who’d shown Cal the fake Map of Amker in the Vault a few months ago, and she didn’t seem surprised. “Where did you get the Sun Bore?” she asked Cal. “I thought it was lost.” “It was,” Cal told her. “I found it but if I told you where, you’d have cause to take it from me.” “So you stole it.”
January 25, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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And second we have Witch, chapter 150, "Helping Is Easiest When You're Surrounded by Family":
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Peter had his hand on the edge of the circle, and was breathing slowly. “The circle’s gone inert,” he said to Ron. Ron touched it as well, and Peter was right, mostly. “I wouldn’t quite say that.” It wasn’t making any noise, but the silence was intentional, like someone holding their breath, rather than someone sleeping. “I don’t think it’s inert, I think it’s being held closed.”
January 25, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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Tonight's first chapter is Dragon, chapter 156, "Learning Things about Yourself Sometimes Comes at Odd Moments":
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A hand squeezed Owen’s butt, and Owen looked up, saw Odin, who looked asleep. “Morning,” Owen said, stepping to the side. “Huh?” Odin rubbed his eyes, and looked at Owen, and jumped sideways. “Morning,” he said, as he crashed into the tree. “Sorry! For the butt touch. Thought you were someone else.” Owen raised his eyebrows, watching as Odin tried to untangle his horn from a low-hanging branch. “You thought I was Murph?” Who else would Odin be butt-touching that casually?
January 25, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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Matthias's Review of It: Welcome to Derry:

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Matthias’s Review of It: Welcome to Derry
Sometimes winning means you let it become someone else’s problem.
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January 20, 2026 at 3:59 AM
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January 19, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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And tenth, "How Best to Like a Post, Pt. 5":
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Arturo: Well it’s not a secret because you’re a narc who’s going to tell him but it’s literally just so we can hang out and not have to feel like our boss is right there it’s no big deal. Hugo: I think it’s a good idea. Levi: I’m not going to tell him! Emile made a poll: Is Levi going to narc on us? • Yes (7 votes) • No (1 vote) Levi: What the hell?
January 19, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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Ninth, "Gavin/Franz, Gabrielle/Owen, Husbands" (nsfw):
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Gabrielle doubted that Gavin’s husband was as good at sex as hers, but she would be insane not to admit that Owen was hot, and almost as insane to turn down the opportunity to fuck him, just to see what the big deal was.
January 19, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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Eighth, "Jy, Carried Off" (nsfw):
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Twitchcock suddenly said ‘gurk’ and fell over, and Curvecock pulled out of Jy’s mouth in a flash that scraped his piercing along Jy’s teeth before he too fell over. “Hey!” Jy complained, collapsing on the ground and rolling a bit. “Hey, I wasn’t done!” “Yes, you were,” Ethan said, lifting Jy up and tossing him over his shoulder without untying him. He was so tall and hot and muscular. “Come on, party’s over.”
January 19, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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Seventh, "Todd, Bob, Proof":
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Bob sent him a question mark emoji and then, rather than texting him like a normal person, slowed down so that Todd caught up with him and he put his arm around Todd. “Todd,” Bob said. “I know you’re a size guy, so I don’t believe you mistook this little thing for a big thing.” He showed Todd the video Todd had sent him, which clearly showed Bob handing over a tiny, palm-sized wrench to the janitor.
January 19, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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Sixth, "James/Donny, Horn Island":
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But anyway, to appease Tony and not have to hear about the Oscars for a while, James where on Horn Island: Celebrities in a tiny pair of shorts, trying to get kicked off so he could say he’d done it and go home. It wasn’t working. “Hey, Sunshine, come with me.”
January 19, 2026 at 3:30 AM