Kinda forgot about this app 🤭
April 9, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Kinda forgot about this app 🤭
“Are you losing weight? You look great!”
Heh yeah thanks groceries are expensive
Heh yeah thanks groceries are expensive
February 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
“Are you losing weight? You look great!”
Heh yeah thanks groceries are expensive
Heh yeah thanks groceries are expensive
One of the best things about AirPods is how fast they charge ❤️
February 23, 2025 at 1:06 PM
One of the best things about AirPods is how fast they charge ❤️
He needs help from his friends so love him as hard as you can
February 23, 2025 at 9:52 AM
He needs help from his friends so love him as hard as you can
How to have a good Sunday: Wear a matching set
February 23, 2025 at 9:24 AM
How to have a good Sunday: Wear a matching set
My villagers after time traveling a month backwards
February 23, 2025 at 8:59 AM
My villagers after time traveling a month backwards
My mom: oh, you like your coffee dark huh?
My mom’s coffee:
My mom’s coffee:
February 23, 2025 at 8:52 AM
My mom: oh, you like your coffee dark huh?
My mom’s coffee:
My mom’s coffee:
Just a morning stroll on Cloverwood in the most beautiful lighting 🥰
February 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Just a morning stroll on Cloverwood in the most beautiful lighting 🥰
Wow I just love having ADHD because I literally just poured myself my last bowl of cereal and forgot about it for 10 minutes and now it’s soggy. Fuck that.
February 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Wow I just love having ADHD because I literally just poured myself my last bowl of cereal and forgot about it for 10 minutes and now it’s soggy. Fuck that.
My concept of steps taken per day is so skewed. I literally looked at this and went “Only 26,000?”
February 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
My concept of steps taken per day is so skewed. I literally looked at this and went “Only 26,000?”
Mornings on Cloverwood make it so hard to go to work.
February 18, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Mornings on Cloverwood make it so hard to go to work.
Y’all. Self checkout is for FOURTEEN ITEMS OR LESS. Get your fuckin $300 cart out of here.
February 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Y’all. Self checkout is for FOURTEEN ITEMS OR LESS. Get your fuckin $300 cart out of here.
I say this with my whole heart: FUCK WIND.
February 17, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I say this with my whole heart: FUCK WIND.
I’m so proud of myself for getting in the shower after work instead of immediately getting on Animal Crossing for so long that it gets to be too late to take a shower
February 17, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I’m so proud of myself for getting in the shower after work instead of immediately getting on Animal Crossing for so long that it gets to be too late to take a shower
There ain’t no mystery to the way that we can get down
February 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
There ain’t no mystery to the way that we can get down
As a former fat kid, I used to love when people told me it looked like I was losing weight. As a starving 30 year old, I hate it.
February 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
As a former fat kid, I used to love when people told me it looked like I was losing weight. As a starving 30 year old, I hate it.
“Meatball, where are you? I can hear you being somewhere you’re not supposed to be. Get out of there.”
February 13, 2025 at 8:33 PM
“Meatball, where are you? I can hear you being somewhere you’re not supposed to be. Get out of there.”
Bro how you gonna fly down the highway at 90mph when there’s literal ice falling from the sky
February 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Bro how you gonna fly down the highway at 90mph when there’s literal ice falling from the sky
“Don’t feel bad if you’re not married by 30. You just avoided your first divorce.”
February 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
“Don’t feel bad if you’re not married by 30. You just avoided your first divorce.”
Been planning on going to the pharmacy after work all day. Now that I’m out of work, naturally, the pharmacy is closed for the next half hour.
February 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Been planning on going to the pharmacy after work all day. Now that I’m out of work, naturally, the pharmacy is closed for the next half hour.
It’s supposed to be windy AF tomorrow (my least favorite weather condition) which is the perfect excuse to stay inside and play animal crossing all day 🤷🏻♀️
February 13, 2025 at 4:17 PM
It’s supposed to be windy AF tomorrow (my least favorite weather condition) which is the perfect excuse to stay inside and play animal crossing all day 🤷🏻♀️
Not me starting my journal with “can we get some wahoos in the chat for Wednesday?” today.
@lexplayyy.bsky.social
@lexplayyy.bsky.social
February 12, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Not me starting my journal with “can we get some wahoos in the chat for Wednesday?” today.
@lexplayyy.bsky.social
@lexplayyy.bsky.social