How dare you sneer at my P B and J Poptart Yohgurt rainbow surprise. Who are you calling high?

Best present. You reds!

What's it called when you have a thing for goofy faced chicks with sticky out ears, far apart eyes or big teeth? Whatever it's called its not a category on pornhub.

Stupid video I made. Watch it.

Another weekend, another chance for the camera to add 20 pounds. This time @carlmann.bsky.social and I try a few canned cocktail drinks before our night out in Manchester and rate them out of 10. For Science. Link in the comments. youtu.be/DAdDsR5TrIg?...

Recommend me some funny people to follow. I'm new here and my feed is shit.

Check out @anotherfatguycooks.bsky.social making Jerusalem Artichoke Soup - go on! Editing by meeee www.youtube.com/watch?v=umvZ...

It's great here and everything but now I have to actually read what people say to find out if they are dickheads. It was way easier just looking for a blue tick.

I haven't quit figured this place out yet but no one has called me a cuck for arguing against blatant shithousery so I guess it's OK here.

My entire feed on here is @dankackroyd.bsky.social and I'm fine with that.