Ficus/Fern
@anomalousfern.bsky.social
SCP fan and now writer, amateur voice actor and actually a real pastor. He/him, they/them, anything really.
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Ficus/Fern
@anomalousfern.bsky.social
· Mar 23
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No the fuck he wasn’t. Don’t insult ferns this way
DNA Sequencing Reveals Hitler Was Type Of Fern
DNA Sequencing Reveals Hitler Was Type Of Fern
BATH, ENGLAND—Saying the discovery shed new light on the infamous German dictator’s life, University of Bath researchers revealed DNA sequencing Friday showing that Adolf Hitler was a type of fern. “A...
theonion.com
November 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
No the fuck he wasn’t. Don’t insult ferns this way
youtu.be/4jpJgiSWEvA?... the most Church of the Broken God song I’ve ever heard. WAN would be proud
This Is Rave Jesus
YouTube video by Rave Jesus - Topic
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 6:52 PM
youtu.be/4jpJgiSWEvA?... the most Church of the Broken God song I’ve ever heard. WAN would be proud
Reposted by Ficus/Fern
Is This Scary? – SCP-914, SCP-500, & SCP-151
YouTube video by Is This Scary?
m.youtube.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Dispatch and Invincible have shown me that there is still a market for original super hero stories
November 14, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Dispatch and Invincible have shown me that there is still a market for original super hero stories
I know it’s the wrong social media, but the Moreos guy from Tumblr would be livid if he saw this
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I know it’s the wrong social media, but the Moreos guy from Tumblr would be livid if he saw this
Crossover Concept: the Yautja from the Predator series acquired a copy of the Flynn Grid and use it as training ground. Story follows Tron, freshly reconverted from being Rinzler combatting them and giving them good training situations
November 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Crossover Concept: the Yautja from the Predator series acquired a copy of the Flynn Grid and use it as training ground. Story follows Tron, freshly reconverted from being Rinzler combatting them and giving them good training situations
Dispatch is such a good game. Unironically I think Yung Gravy is a great voice for Golem and Sonar is a genuinely cool character design
November 13, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Dispatch is such a good game. Unironically I think Yung Gravy is a great voice for Golem and Sonar is a genuinely cool character design
Going through a Dispatch play through and yeah Royd is my favorite character
November 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Going through a Dispatch play through and yeah Royd is my favorite character
Ah the masculine urge to stand in a rainstorm covered in blood after ensuring your loved ones escape and get to somewhere peaceful
November 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Ah the masculine urge to stand in a rainstorm covered in blood after ensuring your loved ones escape and get to somewhere peaceful
Meh I got nothing
November 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Meh I got nothing
Ah the simple joy is making your coworkers laugh with a well timed and unexpected swear and accent switch
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Ah the simple joy is making your coworkers laugh with a well timed and unexpected swear and accent switch
He's got a skeleton friend who's always with him named Nacho who's got a full head of perfect jet black hair in a pompadour that he constantly maintains. He wears a white t-shirt and blue jeans, and snakeskin boots. Nacho is purely a comedic character
Vaquero Muerte: Powered Hero. Appeared when the fascist government attempted an invasion on Mexico, showed up in Texas. Dressed in a typical black, red, and god mariachi uniform with a flat brimmed white hat with silvler tassels across the whole brim. All skin covered in skeleton makeup. Necromancer
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
He's got a skeleton friend who's always with him named Nacho who's got a full head of perfect jet black hair in a pompadour that he constantly maintains. He wears a white t-shirt and blue jeans, and snakeskin boots. Nacho is purely a comedic character
They really will call anything demonic won’t they
November 10, 2025 at 11:27 PM
They really will call anything demonic won’t they
the chances of it happening are low, but I'd love for Tron to get put into fighting games, let it be Tron from the first movie, and Rinzler Tron from the Legacy.
November 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
the chances of it happening are low, but I'd love for Tron to get put into fighting games, let it be Tron from the first movie, and Rinzler Tron from the Legacy.
I want a horror movie with like a team of 10 street level established super heroes encountering like 4 supernatural slasher villains and getting absolutely demolished. But keep the final girl, have her be the former dispatch lady and this is her first field mission.
November 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I want a horror movie with like a team of 10 street level established super heroes encountering like 4 supernatural slasher villains and getting absolutely demolished. But keep the final girl, have her be the former dispatch lady and this is her first field mission.
When i eventually die launch my body into space and let me drift forever in the cosmos
November 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
When i eventually die launch my body into space and let me drift forever in the cosmos
Got my autistic nephew a Polar Express model train set to replace the old Christmas train set he broke.
November 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Got my autistic nephew a Polar Express model train set to replace the old Christmas train set he broke.
I’ve had a fun life. I’ve still got more to see too. Maybe things are okay
November 7, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I’ve had a fun life. I’ve still got more to see too. Maybe things are okay
My natural accent is rather fluid, but when angry it tends to swing either British or southern
November 5, 2025 at 6:07 AM
My natural accent is rather fluid, but when angry it tends to swing either British or southern
I love the concept of in a Sonic.Exe situation the biggest threat to the Exe is Metal Sonic
November 5, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I love the concept of in a Sonic.Exe situation the biggest threat to the Exe is Metal Sonic
Songs I'd play out loud as I fight freedom of alll:
1: Any Hammer of Justice remix
2: Danca Kurudo
3: Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO
4: Basically anything by Pitbull
1: Any Hammer of Justice remix
2: Danca Kurudo
3: Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO
4: Basically anything by Pitbull
November 5, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Songs I'd play out loud as I fight freedom of alll:
1: Any Hammer of Justice remix
2: Danca Kurudo
3: Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO
4: Basically anything by Pitbull
1: Any Hammer of Justice remix
2: Danca Kurudo
3: Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO
4: Basically anything by Pitbull
Oh sweet I have my own liminal space office photos
November 4, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Oh sweet I have my own liminal space office photos
Birthday tomorrow
November 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Birthday tomorrow
oh yeah sorry no video last weekend, got violently ill.
November 4, 2025 at 4:39 AM
oh yeah sorry no video last weekend, got violently ill.