Anna Osinski
@annaosinski.bsky.social
writer, poet, mom, pop culture head, sentient movie quote generator. too online, funniest ex-girlfriend, certified yapper.
Read my book, “Swimming Toward the Riptide” (www.annaosinski.com)
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Anna Osinski
@annaosinski.bsky.social
· Dec 11
It’s here!!! It doesn’t feel real. My first published book is officially out on Amazon TODAY! Thank you to everyone who purchased during pre-sale. I can’t wait to hear what you think about it 🤍 please read “Swimming Toward the Riptide” it would mean so much to me!
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Part 1 of the Delusional Girl Summer Post-Mortem is out now and it starts at baggage claim.
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Baggage Claim at the Greensboro* Airport, March 2006
Part 1 of a post mortem on Delusional Girl Summer 2025
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November 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Part 1 of the Delusional Girl Summer Post-Mortem is out now and it starts at baggage claim.
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This week in Pebbles!: Lyme disease, jet-ski fall, Celebrity Skin, and a post-rapture world
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Pebbles! September 25, 2025
Lyme disease, jet-ski fall, Celebrity Skin, and a post-rapture world
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September 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
This week in Pebbles!: Lyme disease, jet-ski fall, Celebrity Skin, and a post-rapture world
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This week in Pebbles!: Locking out, Fatal Attraction, Bible psyops, trashing your wearables
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Pebbles! September 4, 2025
Locking out, Fatal Attraction, Bible psyops, trashing your wearables
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September 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM
This week in Pebbles!: Locking out, Fatal Attraction, Bible psyops, trashing your wearables
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Trying out something different today! Pebbles is a new weekly series sharing shiny finds, reads, pods, TikToks, and pop culture you can actually use. I sift the feeds, you keep the gems.
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Pebbles! The first installment
August 27, 2025
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August 27, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Trying out something different today! Pebbles is a new weekly series sharing shiny finds, reads, pods, TikToks, and pop culture you can actually use. I sift the feeds, you keep the gems.
annaosinski.substack.com/p/pebbles-th...
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Instead of texting, “on my way,” I’m just going to send this…
August 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Instead of texting, “on my way,” I’m just going to send this…
And Just Like That: The Cheese Stands Alone
Season 3, Episode 12: The End (?) and “hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have”
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Season 3, Episode 12: The End (?) and “hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have”
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And Just Like That: The Cheese Stands Alone
Season 3, Episode 12: The End (?) and “hope is a dangerous thing for a girl like me to have”
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August 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
And Just Like That: The Cheese Stands Alone
Season 3, Episode 12: The End (?) and “hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have”
annaosinski.substack.com/p/and-just-l...
Season 3, Episode 12: The End (?) and “hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have”
annaosinski.substack.com/p/and-just-l...
And Just Like That: You Can’t Go Home Again
Season 3, Episodes 10 & 11: The “Do Not Go Gently” stage of grief, Dorothy unhoused in Oz, and Donnie Darko
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Season 3, Episodes 10 & 11: The “Do Not Go Gently” stage of grief, Dorothy unhoused in Oz, and Donnie Darko
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And Just Like That: You Can’t Go Home Again
Season 3, Episodes 10 & 11: The “Do Not Go Gently” stage of grief, Dorothy unhoused in Oz, and Donnie Darko
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August 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
And Just Like That: You Can’t Go Home Again
Season 3, Episodes 10 & 11: The “Do Not Go Gently” stage of grief, Dorothy unhoused in Oz, and Donnie Darko
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Season 3, Episodes 10 & 11: The “Do Not Go Gently” stage of grief, Dorothy unhoused in Oz, and Donnie Darko
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When you don’t get the ending you deserve… you write your own. This week’s substack is not a recap, but it is AJLT-adjacent.
Read, like, and subscribe 🩷
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Read, like, and subscribe 🩷
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A Pre-Luau Fairy Tale Side Quest
Fairytale thinking, learning the hard way, and a prelude to a hiatus
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August 1, 2025 at 3:14 PM
When you don’t get the ending you deserve… you write your own. This week’s substack is not a recap, but it is AJLT-adjacent.
Read, like, and subscribe 🩷
annaosinski.substack.com/p/a-pre-luau...
Read, like, and subscribe 🩷
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And Just Like That: FINALLY
Season 3, Episode 9: Beef with Sherlock Holmes, Andy, and - at last - anger.
After 29 episodes AJLT finally gave us gold, and a reason to curate a fire breakup playlist (find it on my Spotify: annaclare0215).
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Season 3, Episode 9: Beef with Sherlock Holmes, Andy, and - at last - anger.
After 29 episodes AJLT finally gave us gold, and a reason to curate a fire breakup playlist (find it on my Spotify: annaclare0215).
annaosinski.substack.com/p/and-just-l...
And Just Like That: FINALLY
Season 3, Episode 9: Beef with Sherlock Holmes, Andy, and - at last - anger.
annaosinski.substack.com
July 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
And Just Like That: FINALLY
Season 3, Episode 9: Beef with Sherlock Holmes, Andy, and - at last - anger.
After 29 episodes AJLT finally gave us gold, and a reason to curate a fire breakup playlist (find it on my Spotify: annaclare0215).
annaosinski.substack.com/p/and-just-l...
Season 3, Episode 9: Beef with Sherlock Holmes, Andy, and - at last - anger.
After 29 episodes AJLT finally gave us gold, and a reason to curate a fire breakup playlist (find it on my Spotify: annaclare0215).
annaosinski.substack.com/p/and-just-l...
annaosinski.substack.com/p/and-just-l...
And Just Like That: Baggage Claim
Season 3, Episode 8: a metric ton of tube socks, coming out as team "make Miranda relapse", and wondering (but not really wanting to know) what's in the trunk?
#andjustlikethat #satc
And Just Like That: Baggage Claim
Season 3, Episode 8: a metric ton of tube socks, coming out as team "make Miranda relapse", and wondering (but not really wanting to know) what's in the trunk?
#andjustlikethat #satc
July 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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And Just Like That: Baggage Claim
Season 3, Episode 8: a metric ton of tube socks, coming out as team "make Miranda relapse", and wondering (but not really wanting to know) what's in the trunk?
#andjustlikethat #satc
And Just Like That: Baggage Claim
Season 3, Episode 8: a metric ton of tube socks, coming out as team "make Miranda relapse", and wondering (but not really wanting to know) what's in the trunk?
#andjustlikethat #satc
And Just Like That: The Big Fight (or just round 1?)
Season 3, Episode 7: A birthday/dog cancer party, Carrie is Judas, Seema is me
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Season 3, Episode 7: A birthday/dog cancer party, Carrie is Judas, Seema is me
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And Just Like That: The Big Fight (or just round 1?)
Season 3, Episode 7: A birthday/dog cancer party, Carrie is Judas, Seema is me
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July 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
And Just Like That: The Big Fight (or just round 1?)
Season 3, Episode 7: A birthday/dog cancer party, Carrie is Judas, Seema is me
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Season 3, Episode 7: A birthday/dog cancer party, Carrie is Judas, Seema is me
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I knew this day would come. Finally one of my many #AJLT theories came true and I get to say TOLD YA SO. Big spoilers ahead so read at your own risk. Season 3, Episode 6: girlhood, death and resurrection, and Carrie’s all-time worst pick-me moment.
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And Just Like That: It’s TOLD YA SO O’clock
Season 3, Episode 6: girlhood, death and resurrection, and Carrie’s all-time worst pick-me moment
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July 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I knew this day would come. Finally one of my many #AJLT theories came true and I get to say TOLD YA SO. Big spoilers ahead so read at your own risk. Season 3, Episode 6: girlhood, death and resurrection, and Carrie’s all-time worst pick-me moment.
annaosinski.substack.com/p/and-just-l...
annaosinski.substack.com/p/and-just-l...
And Just Like That: Invasion of the Hottie Snatchers
Season 3, Episode 5: A shoes-on, haunted, M.C. Escher house and the possessed people who orbit it
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Season 3, Episode 5: A shoes-on, haunted, M.C. Escher house and the possessed people who orbit it
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And Just Like That: Invasion of the Hottie Snatchers
Season 3, Episode 5: A shoes-on, haunted, M.C. Escher house and the possessed people who orbit it
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June 29, 2025 at 10:20 PM
And Just Like That: Invasion of the Hottie Snatchers
Season 3, Episode 5: A shoes-on, haunted, M.C. Escher house and the possessed people who orbit it
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Season 3, Episode 5: A shoes-on, haunted, M.C. Escher house and the possessed people who orbit it
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And Just Like That: Let The Games Begin!
Season 3, Episode 4: testing the integrity of Carrie’s new hip, family game night, Weapons (the movie and also Wyatt’s). Please like and subscribe😊. #ajlt #andjustlikethat #carriebradshaw #satc #mirandahobbes
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Season 3, Episode 4: testing the integrity of Carrie’s new hip, family game night, Weapons (the movie and also Wyatt’s). Please like and subscribe😊. #ajlt #andjustlikethat #carriebradshaw #satc #mirandahobbes
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And Just Like That: Let The Games Begin
Season 3, Episode 4: testing the integrity of Carrie’s new hip, family game night, Weapons (the movie and also Wyatt’s)
annaosinski.substack.com
June 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM
And Just Like That: Let The Games Begin!
Season 3, Episode 4: testing the integrity of Carrie’s new hip, family game night, Weapons (the movie and also Wyatt’s). Please like and subscribe😊. #ajlt #andjustlikethat #carriebradshaw #satc #mirandahobbes
annaosinski.substack.com/p/and-just-l...
Season 3, Episode 4: testing the integrity of Carrie’s new hip, family game night, Weapons (the movie and also Wyatt’s). Please like and subscribe😊. #ajlt #andjustlikethat #carriebradshaw #satc #mirandahobbes
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This week for my AJLT recap, you can listen to “Carrie Bradshaw’s Ultimate Delulu Girl Summer 2025” playlist as you watch/read (link to the playlist in stories or look up my Spotify from my website). I 100% will be having a delulu-girl summer as well).
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Carrie Bradshaw’s Ultimate Delulu Girl Summer 2025
Playlist · annaclare0215 · 34 items
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June 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
This week for my AJLT recap, you can listen to “Carrie Bradshaw’s Ultimate Delulu Girl Summer 2025” playlist as you watch/read (link to the playlist in stories or look up my Spotify from my website). I 100% will be having a delulu-girl summer as well).
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And Just Like That. Season 3 episode 3: “you don’t ask, you don’t get”, a slave to father algorithm, humiliation rituals.
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And Just Like That: You Don’t Ask, You Don’t Get
Season 3, Episode 3: Carrie’s Ultimate Delulu Girl Summer Playlist 2025, a slave to father algorithm, humiliation rituals
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June 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
And Just Like That. Season 3 episode 3: “you don’t ask, you don’t get”, a slave to father algorithm, humiliation rituals.
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And Just Like That Season 3 Episode 2: The 'WE ARE SO BACK' to 'IT’S SO OVER' Rollercoaster of Emotions. Succumbing to censorship, outsourcing to AI, and “the ultimate excuse.” Link to the substack in my stories or bio.
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And Just Like That: The 'WE ARE SO BACK' to 'IT’S SO OVER' Rollercoaster of Emotions
Season 3, Episode 2: succumbing to censorship, outsourcing to AI, and “the ultimate excuse”
annaosinski.substack.com
June 8, 2025 at 2:46 AM
And Just Like That Season 3 Episode 2: The 'WE ARE SO BACK' to 'IT’S SO OVER' Rollercoaster of Emotions. Succumbing to censorship, outsourcing to AI, and “the ultimate excuse.” Link to the substack in my stories or bio.
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May 31, 2025 at 7:08 PM
This week I wrote an argument against the “let them” theory: Normalize “watch me", self-harm disguised as self-help, and the "Big Ang" of the friend group
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An Argument Against “Let Them”
Normalize “watch me", self-harm disguised as self-help, and the "Big Ang" of the friend group
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May 23, 2025 at 10:58 AM
This week I wrote an argument against the “let them” theory: Normalize “watch me", self-harm disguised as self-help, and the "Big Ang" of the friend group
open.substack.com/pub/annaosin...
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This started out silly, but ended up being really meaningful. I’m really proud of it and would love for you to read it 🩵
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May 8, 2025 at 11:12 AM
This started out silly, but ended up being really meaningful. I’m really proud of it and would love for you to read it 🩵
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On Tuesday my substack post about #summerhouse will be live. “We Need to Talk About Carl: Carl’s skeleton attempts to escape his body, weaponized gender reveals, and Summer House’s breakup economy” - Subscribe so you can get it (free!) in your inbox as soon as it’s posted: annaosinski.substack.com
April 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
On Tuesday my substack post about #summerhouse will be live. “We Need to Talk About Carl: Carl’s skeleton attempts to escape his body, weaponized gender reveals, and Summer House’s breakup economy” - Subscribe so you can get it (free!) in your inbox as soon as it’s posted: annaosinski.substack.com
Last week the ocean got me back on track to finish part 2 of “A Strumpet Looks At 40”: Wasting away again in Margaritaville, the reminiscence bump, flashbulb memories, and 40-year-old drug dealers. Please read, subscribe, and like the substack. K thanks!
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A Strumpet Looks at 40: Part 2
Wasting away again in Margaritaville, the reminiscence bump, flashbulb memories, and 40-year-old drug dealers
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April 22, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Last week the ocean got me back on track to finish part 2 of “A Strumpet Looks At 40”: Wasting away again in Margaritaville, the reminiscence bump, flashbulb memories, and 40-year-old drug dealers. Please read, subscribe, and like the substack. K thanks!
open.substack.com/pub/annaosin...
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This week I wrote about the season finale of “The White Lotus”: The pipeline from frat bro to finance bro to LBH, what women want and why it looks like Walton Goggins, and robot tears
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Notes on a Saxon: Karma and Payoffs in The White Lotus, Season 3
The pipeline from frat bro to finance bro to LBH, what women want and why it looks like Walton Goggins, and robot tears
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April 11, 2025 at 2:14 PM
This week I wrote about the season finale of “The White Lotus”: The pipeline from frat bro to finance bro to LBH, what women want and why it looks like Walton Goggins, and robot tears
open.substack.com/pub/annaosin...
open.substack.com/pub/annaosin...
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PoetryPalooza 2025 is coming April 12–14!
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PoetryPalooza 2025 is coming April 12–14!
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#PoetryPalooza #IndiePoet #PoetryMonth
April 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
📣 Mark your calendars!
PoetryPalooza 2025 is coming April 12–14!
Get indie poetry eBooks for $0.99–$1.99
🛒 More info + giveaway entry: www.vwpublishing.com/poetrypalooza
#PoetryPalooza #IndiePoet #PoetryMonth
PoetryPalooza 2025 is coming April 12–14!
Get indie poetry eBooks for $0.99–$1.99
🛒 More info + giveaway entry: www.vwpublishing.com/poetrypalooza
#PoetryPalooza #IndiePoet #PoetryMonth