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Bitch,
@annainez.bsky.social
I just work here
My favorite game to play every month is Real Or Luteal? Where I have to summon every power of reasoning to determine if I’m upset for a valid reason or if I’m just hormonal.
The problem is I’m upset about the SAME THING every month and I’m starting to suspect it’s real.
July 15, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Actually so sick of waiting to be prioritized by a man
May 24, 2025 at 12:12 AM
You ever wonder if you’ve been too self-deprecating and undermined a person’s ability to respect you with your own jokes?
April 25, 2025 at 3:29 AM
If I can’t be loved like Shoresy loves Laura Mohr I don’t want it
March 12, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Sometimes my job has me brainstorming ways to fabricate a horse-sized Corndog and I really can’t imagine being in any other line of work

(Ps if any of you freaks have thoughts or resources on this, I’m all ears)
February 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Tf you mean I live in a patriarchy and have a male partner and I still have to take my own trash out
February 5, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Reposted by Bitch,
the calories from alcohol only count if you pay for the alcohol trust me I am scienc
January 30, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Reposted by Bitch,
I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country
January 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I did my best on dry January. It was more of a humid January. Maybe a muggy January. There may have been some condensation.

My only conclusion is that alcohol in moderation is delicious and fine and there is such little joy in this world, just let the rat brain have what it wants.
January 31, 2025 at 2:00 AM
ALCOHOL IS GOOD, ACTUALLY
January 31, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Bro why does RFK jr look and sound like there’s a malfunctioning garbage disposal in his chest
January 30, 2025 at 3:58 AM
For a person whose job depends heavily on scheduling and time management, I sure did show up to an interview an entire day late
January 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I keep saying I want to quit drinking and I really, really do

But Things keep Happening and I am otherwise unmedicated and being alive can be really fucking hard
December 23, 2024 at 6:14 AM
I will not be bullied by Spotify’s bunk ass data collection into using their service more
December 4, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Spending today surrounded by beautiful handsome boys
November 28, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Dear future Anna:
Present Anna has no fucking clue what she’s doing scheduling these meetings, she’s just getting things on the calendar. Pls do not interpret malintent from these actions
November 20, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Hi friends, I’m detoxing from the former bird app so here’s my creatures snuggling:
November 15, 2024 at 6:42 AM