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skater / runner / water your crops, crop your tops / "knight in flannel armor" - gwen (2019)
it fills me with incandescent rage when that one singer refers to rudolph the red-nosed reindeer as "rudy." no one calls him that
December 3, 2025 at 2:56 PM
it fills me with incandescent rage when that one singer refers to rudolph the red-nosed reindeer as "rudy." no one calls him that
eating out of the fridge for a week to make room for a thanksgiving dinner that we'll then eat out of the fridge for a week
November 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
eating out of the fridge for a week to make room for a thanksgiving dinner that we'll then eat out of the fridge for a week
guys training to look like the terminator to land a tall goth gf...meanwhile iain from bakeoff is getting by just fine by making bread & having a gay earring (complimentary)
November 4, 2025 at 3:14 AM
guys training to look like the terminator to land a tall goth gf...meanwhile iain from bakeoff is getting by just fine by making bread & having a gay earring (complimentary)
did you know that NPR sells cropped muscle tanks & if you buy one it supports independent news broadcasting
November 1, 2025 at 4:53 PM
did you know that NPR sells cropped muscle tanks & if you buy one it supports independent news broadcasting
tracking climate change by which week of bakeoff is super hot to the point that everyone's bakes are ruined
November 1, 2025 at 1:18 AM
tracking climate change by which week of bakeoff is super hot to the point that everyone's bakes are ruined
they say you can't recapture childhood joy but have you ever given candy to a tiny rumi from kpop demon hunters (2025)
October 31, 2025 at 11:27 PM
they say you can't recapture childhood joy but have you ever given candy to a tiny rumi from kpop demon hunters (2025)
visibly gay as in the guy selling merch at this punk show started sharing recommendations for local establishments that are "accepting" & "don't tolerate intolerance" with no prompting
October 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
visibly gay as in the guy selling merch at this punk show started sharing recommendations for local establishments that are "accepting" & "don't tolerate intolerance" with no prompting
delighted to find out there's a little league champ named MAXEN SNOOZY?!
August 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
delighted to find out there's a little league champ named MAXEN SNOOZY?!
let's pretend i didn't get matching jollibee × katseye "chickenjoy gnarly" tees for me & gwen as a statement against consumption rather than because they sold out immediately
August 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
let's pretend i didn't get matching jollibee × katseye "chickenjoy gnarly" tees for me & gwen as a statement against consumption rather than because they sold out immediately
they should invent miles that run themselves
August 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
they should invent miles that run themselves
it's 88 degrees but wegmans has the cinnamon brooms out
August 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
it's 88 degrees but wegmans has the cinnamon brooms out
every other transit service in america:
amtrak: folks, feel free to step out onto the platform if you want to smoke a cigarette. you have 10 minutes to smoke a cigarette at this stop. 1 hour till the next smoke break after that. smokers, how you doing? this stop is for you
amtrak: folks, feel free to step out onto the platform if you want to smoke a cigarette. you have 10 minutes to smoke a cigarette at this stop. 1 hour till the next smoke break after that. smokers, how you doing? this stop is for you
August 8, 2025 at 1:06 AM
every other transit service in america:
amtrak: folks, feel free to step out onto the platform if you want to smoke a cigarette. you have 10 minutes to smoke a cigarette at this stop. 1 hour till the next smoke break after that. smokers, how you doing? this stop is for you
amtrak: folks, feel free to step out onto the platform if you want to smoke a cigarette. you have 10 minutes to smoke a cigarette at this stop. 1 hour till the next smoke break after that. smokers, how you doing? this stop is for you
me at 4:55pm: can't wait to kick back & do nothing for the rest of the day
me at 10:12pm: can i learn how to echolocate from youtube videos
me at 10:12pm: can i learn how to echolocate from youtube videos
July 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM
me at 4:55pm: can't wait to kick back & do nothing for the rest of the day
me at 10:12pm: can i learn how to echolocate from youtube videos
me at 10:12pm: can i learn how to echolocate from youtube videos
if i were gwyneth i'd put a little nod to it in the next goop gift guide, like an enormous pair of $27,000 sunglasses with the caption: "play it cool and keep a low profile at your next big event"
July 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
if i were gwyneth i'd put a little nod to it in the next goop gift guide, like an enormous pair of $27,000 sunglasses with the caption: "play it cool and keep a low profile at your next big event"
the first lines of andrea gibson i ever heard were on angel haze's cover of same love: "i am living today as someone i had not yet become yesterday / and tonight i will borrow only pieces of who i was today." it feels impossible somehow that they're gone
July 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
the first lines of andrea gibson i ever heard were on angel haze's cover of same love: "i am living today as someone i had not yet become yesterday / and tonight i will borrow only pieces of who i was today." it feels impossible somehow that they're gone
actually though the big recession indicator is having zero (0) irl derby friends at rollercon this year
July 11, 2025 at 11:54 AM
actually though the big recession indicator is having zero (0) irl derby friends at rollercon this year
jenny nicholson barbie video you can't come soon enough
July 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
jenny nicholson barbie video you can't come soon enough
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🧂We’re back and ready to season things up again! Salt City Roller Derby returns to the track on Saturday, July 19 with a DOUBLE HEADER that'll bring the flavor.
🛼 Game 1 – 4 PM: SCRD Travel Team vs. the Pepper Pop-Ins (mashup team)
🛼 Game 2 – 6 PM: Beginner-Level Open Scrimmage
🛼 Game 1 – 4 PM: SCRD Travel Team vs. the Pepper Pop-Ins (mashup team)
🛼 Game 2 – 6 PM: Beginner-Level Open Scrimmage
July 4, 2025 at 2:25 PM
🧂We’re back and ready to season things up again! Salt City Roller Derby returns to the track on Saturday, July 19 with a DOUBLE HEADER that'll bring the flavor.
🛼 Game 1 – 4 PM: SCRD Travel Team vs. the Pepper Pop-Ins (mashup team)
🛼 Game 2 – 6 PM: Beginner-Level Open Scrimmage
🛼 Game 1 – 4 PM: SCRD Travel Team vs. the Pepper Pop-Ins (mashup team)
🛼 Game 2 – 6 PM: Beginner-Level Open Scrimmage
this year's goal is to do a derby triathlon (bike to scrimmage, scrimmage, go out dancing)
July 1, 2025 at 2:15 AM
this year's goal is to do a derby triathlon (bike to scrimmage, scrimmage, go out dancing)
the only winners on queer ultimatum are the bffs who are clearly itching for a breakup. imagine if you've secretly hated your friend's gf for years & one day you get a text like "hey can you go on national television analyzing my chemistry with another girl who i just met"
June 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
the only winners on queer ultimatum are the bffs who are clearly itching for a breakup. imagine if you've secretly hated your friend's gf for years & one day you get a text like "hey can you go on national television analyzing my chemistry with another girl who i just met"
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I have been made aware of the existence of the goth Australian basketball player and my life will never be the same
June 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I have been made aware of the existence of the goth Australian basketball player and my life will never be the same
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trying to convince someone not to pursue hrt as part of their transition is a form of conversion therapy
June 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
trying to convince someone not to pursue hrt as part of their transition is a form of conversion therapy
not anne burrell
June 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
not anne burrell
"i just want to show up & skate" not me, i joined roller derby because i love cold calling warehouse owners & filling out tax forms
June 7, 2025 at 1:03 PM
"i just want to show up & skate" not me, i joined roller derby because i love cold calling warehouse owners & filling out tax forms
