It’s just me and my reusable bags against the world #mybags

Themsgiving

Just played God of War Ragnarok and that game RagnaROCKS. @ign.com hire me!
#lol #gow #puns

Had the best smoothie of my life, but unfortunately I can never buy it again, as it was ten dollars. Oh well *adjusts my beret and takes a drag off my cigarette* such is life.

They don’t let white girls derp around anymore. Because of woke.

I’m going to need to talk to Big Ice Cream, because why is a sundae $10 at every ice cream store you go to now? What am I, a millionaire?