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anitavelveeta.bsky.social
Anita Velveeta
@anitavelveeta.bsky.social
multigenre music maker and dj from St. Paul, MN

less annoying irl
This is true
October 10, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Friday
October 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Curb is the best show ever made
September 1, 2025 at 4:07 PM
THEY’RE STEALING MY STOLEN ART 😡
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September 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
John and Ben are the best dudes to tour with until you accidentally call a powerviolence band grindcore.
August 30, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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The key to successful co-parenting after a divorce is to maintain clear and constant communication about what your children are doing. For example, my ex and I still make a point to apprise the other of our son’s activities.
August 21, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I didn’t even ask for this to be put on. Pilllar just knows what to do when I get up there
family guy funny moments at the anita velveta show
August 16, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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Twin city style is in fact better. I know when I’m beat. Thank you @anitavelveeta.bsky.social for perhaps the best show of my life. Here’s to many more.
August 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Ahh geez I hope people like the single
July 31, 2025 at 11:47 PM
This Saturday you can mosh with your friends at pink place and then head over to the warehouse and dance with them.
July 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Show last night saved me. Everything is so beautiful.
July 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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It was really good
July 27, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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start as an indie musician. write a song that's a bit more punk than your usual shit. get addicted to the feeling of people moshing at your show. hard pivot to hardcore music. feel like a poser cuz you prefer dirty projectors instead of haywire. turn 30. eat too much maccy cheese and get nauseous.
July 18, 2025 at 4:25 PM
No one practices before a show like Sofia. The twin cities most prepared rocker.
July 18, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I’m the maddest I’ve ever been.
(Ordered a Chicago style hot dog and it came slathered in ketchup)

Mini-pac in East St. Paul your days are numbered.
July 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Liquid Gold
July 2, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Wild that the millennium property management vs twin cities diy war has been going on for over a decade now.
June 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Arm autistic trans women
June 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Sadly I will not be sacrificed live on stage tonight.
Word on the street is that if we don’t sell out pilllar on Saturday Eudaemon is going to ritualistically sacrifice me live on stage.
May 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Word on the street is that if we don’t sell out pilllar on Saturday Eudaemon is going to ritualistically sacrifice me live on stage.
May 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
These are just cheese zyns
May 21, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Band was cooking this afternoon.
May 18, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Fujoshiing about Bruce Springsteen and Clarence Clemons this fine May morning.
May 16, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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I am incapable of making an album and taking care of myself at the same time.
May 15, 2025 at 5:18 PM