Teeth are just fingernails for the mouth.
March 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Teeth are just fingernails for the mouth.
asteroids are now called space poop
February 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
asteroids are now called space poop
Slenderman needs to smile more.
December 27, 2024 at 5:57 AM
Slenderman needs to smile more.
December 24, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Quit uniting film people from 30 years ago. I don't want to see them old and be reminded of my ever existing mortality.
December 17, 2024 at 4:14 AM
Quit uniting film people from 30 years ago. I don't want to see them old and be reminded of my ever existing mortality.
Point me to the famous people! I'm about to tell it like it is!
December 17, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Point me to the famous people! I'm about to tell it like it is!
Some people are really upset about the election.
December 16, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Some people are really upset about the election.
Just because I feel invisible doesn't mean I am.
December 16, 2024 at 4:29 AM
Just because I feel invisible doesn't mean I am.
Everyone's tryin' out their jokes on bsky. Reminds me why I'm a recluse. You're all terrible. I will return to my fortress of solitude.
December 10, 2024 at 6:08 PM
Everyone's tryin' out their jokes on bsky. Reminds me why I'm a recluse. You're all terrible. I will return to my fortress of solitude.
No one sees me. Am I even here?
December 10, 2024 at 3:04 AM
No one sees me. Am I even here?
They don't want to hear what you're doing - they want to hear your CONFLICT!
Let's hear what you hate <3
Let's hear what you hate <3
December 10, 2024 at 2:21 AM
They don't want to hear what you're doing - they want to hear your CONFLICT!
Let's hear what you hate <3
Let's hear what you hate <3
If you are rooting for me, I need you to root HARDER!
December 9, 2024 at 2:58 PM
If you are rooting for me, I need you to root HARDER!
Everyone is terrible, especially you.
December 9, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Everyone is terrible, especially you.
All my best friends have been the worst - and what does that make me?
December 8, 2024 at 7:16 AM
All my best friends have been the worst - and what does that make me?
My screaming into the void isn't for you.. it's for me.
December 6, 2024 at 4:26 PM
My screaming into the void isn't for you.. it's for me.
Don't think of the things I say as mean, more said with hate out of love <3
December 6, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Don't think of the things I say as mean, more said with hate out of love <3
I'm also invisible! Watch me go through life and no one notices! It's an amazing ability, let me tell ya.
December 6, 2024 at 4:21 PM
I'm also invisible! Watch me go through life and no one notices! It's an amazing ability, let me tell ya.
I will never belong here or anywhere because I'm a fucking weirdo.
December 6, 2024 at 4:19 PM
I will never belong here or anywhere because I'm a fucking weirdo.
And I'm holding back, guys. Way weirder than this.. waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
December 6, 2024 at 4:10 PM
And I'm holding back, guys. Way weirder than this.. waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
Resist! Resist the urge to write sarcastic comments to friends! You want to make fun of them for being stupid, but they're your friend, idiot!
December 6, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Resist! Resist the urge to write sarcastic comments to friends! You want to make fun of them for being stupid, but they're your friend, idiot!
On your knees and give me a ❤️
December 5, 2024 at 2:34 PM
On your knees and give me a ❤️
Who are all of you people? Are we all friends now? Will you buy a candy bar to keep disadvantaged youth like me off the streets?
December 5, 2024 at 2:08 PM
Who are all of you people? Are we all friends now? Will you buy a candy bar to keep disadvantaged youth like me off the streets?