Geralt (PARODY)
@angywitcherguy.bsky.social
21+ RP | MDNI | MV| PARODY | #WitcherRP #Crossovers #TARDIS
Pinned
". . . . ."
witcher
grumpy fella
has no emotions(secretly has all the emotions)
ships w/chem
into the #TARDIS
witcher
grumpy fella
has no emotions(secretly has all the emotions)
ships w/chem
into the #TARDIS
He's having a bath.
November 4, 2025 at 3:49 PM
He's having a bath.
"Why? That makes you better."
Geralt murmured as he continued to gently petting Amalthia.
Geralt murmured as he continued to gently petting Amalthia.
She whineyed faintly and he got the feeling she was chuckling.
"Thank you but if you choose between me and others like me... choose the others. I am not longer pure, I have been mortal and part of me is mortal still for I have loved and regretted..."
"Thank you but if you choose between me and others like me... choose the others. I am not longer pure, I have been mortal and part of me is mortal still for I have loved and regretted..."
Geralt quietly stroked her cheek as he looked at her eyes. He could see a forest there and it was beautiful.
"I'll kill anyone who tries to kill you."
"I'll kill anyone who tries to kill you."
November 4, 2025 at 3:48 PM
"Why? That makes you better."
Geralt murmured as he continued to gently petting Amalthia.
Geralt murmured as he continued to gently petting Amalthia.
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𝐒𝐎𝐑𝐂𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 | 𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐂 | 🔞
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𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓 / 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄
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✘ - Witcher | Games | Novels
✘ - Lewd Earned | SFW
✘ - Bisexual
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𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓 / 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄
October 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
𝐒𝐎𝐑𝐂𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 | 𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐂 | 🔞
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✘ - #WITCHERRP | #BSRP
✘ - Witcher | Games | Novels
✘ - Lewd Earned | SFW
✘ - Bisexual
✘ - Mature Themes
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𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓 / 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄
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✘ - #WITCHERRP | #BSRP
✘ - Witcher | Games | Novels
✘ - Lewd Earned | SFW
✘ - Bisexual
✘ - Mature Themes
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𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓 / 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄
Geralt quietly stroked her cheek as he looked at her eyes. He could see a forest there and it was beautiful.
"I'll kill anyone who tries to kill you."
"I'll kill anyone who tries to kill you."
She allowed the touch a rare thing to most.
"People will and always have hunted my kind. Other monsters too. However tis a rare being who can capture or slay a unicorn and impossible in our forests. Thank you for being protective of me."
"People will and always have hunted my kind. Other monsters too. However tis a rare being who can capture or slay a unicorn and impossible in our forests. Thank you for being protective of me."
Geralt grumbled softly and gently placed his hand on the spot between her muzzle and her cheek.
"If you say so."
Unicorns are sacred. Even Geralt knew that.
"If you say so."
Unicorns are sacred. Even Geralt knew that.
October 30, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Geralt quietly stroked her cheek as he looked at her eyes. He could see a forest there and it was beautiful.
"I'll kill anyone who tries to kill you."
"I'll kill anyone who tries to kill you."
Geralt grumbled softly and gently placed his hand on the spot between her muzzle and her cheek.
"If you say so."
Unicorns are sacred. Even Geralt knew that.
"If you say so."
Unicorns are sacred. Even Geralt knew that.
She shook her head walking closer lightly touching her nose to his chest.
"A young misguided Dhampir Geralt of Rivia... I do not fault his nature anymore than I do yours."
"A young misguided Dhampir Geralt of Rivia... I do not fault his nature anymore than I do yours."
Who does he need to kill?
October 30, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Geralt grumbled softly and gently placed his hand on the spot between her muzzle and her cheek.
"If you say so."
Unicorns are sacred. Even Geralt knew that.
"If you say so."
Unicorns are sacred. Even Geralt knew that.
"Missed you Ciri."
Geralt murmured as he clung to his adopted daughter as if she was an apparition that might disappear.
Geralt murmured as he clung to his adopted daughter as if she was an apparition that might disappear.
Her arms wrapped around him tightly as she embraced the hug.
Grabs @lionessofcintra.bsky.social and pulls Ciri into a warm hug.
October 30, 2025 at 5:45 AM
"Missed you Ciri."
Geralt murmured as he clung to his adopted daughter as if she was an apparition that might disappear.
Geralt murmured as he clung to his adopted daughter as if she was an apparition that might disappear.
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Grabs @lionessofcintra.bsky.social and pulls Ciri into a warm hug.
October 30, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Grabs @lionessofcintra.bsky.social and pulls Ciri into a warm hug.
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~ Lady of Time and Space ~
“𝑺𝒆𝒆 𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝑰'𝒗𝒆 𝑮𝒐𝒕 𝑶𝒏 𝑴𝒚 𝑩𝒂𝒄𝒌? 𝑾𝒐𝒍𝒗𝒆𝒔 𝑭𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝑰𝒕. 𝑲𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝑫𝒐 𝑻𝒐𝒐”
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“𝑺𝒆𝒆 𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝑰'𝒗𝒆 𝑮𝒐𝒕 𝑶𝒏 𝑴𝒚 𝑩𝒂𝒄𝒌? 𝑾𝒐𝒍𝒗𝒆𝒔 𝑭𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝑰𝒕. 𝑲𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝑫𝒐 𝑻𝒐𝒐”
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October 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
~ Lady of Time and Space ~
“𝑺𝒆𝒆 𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝑰'𝒗𝒆 𝑮𝒐𝒕 𝑶𝒏 𝑴𝒚 𝑩𝒂𝒄𝒌? 𝑾𝒐𝒍𝒗𝒆𝒔 𝑭𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝑰𝒕. 𝑲𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝑫𝒐 𝑻𝒐𝒐”
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“𝑺𝒆𝒆 𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝑰'𝒗𝒆 𝑮𝒐𝒕 𝑶𝒏 𝑴𝒚 𝑩𝒂𝒄𝒌? 𝑾𝒐𝒍𝒗𝒆𝒔 𝑭𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝑰𝒕. 𝑲𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝑫𝒐 𝑻𝒐𝒐”
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Geralt huffed grumpily but let Ailsa pat his cheek.
"Are we gonna go or do you want to just pat my face, Ailsa?"
"Are we gonna go or do you want to just pat my face, Ailsa?"
For Roach, that's the story he's going with, huh?
Patting his face, she grins.
"Good witcher."
Patting his face, she grins.
"Good witcher."
That's fair.
He'll put up with her for Roach.
He may be grumpy but none shall harm her.
He'll put up with her for Roach.
He may be grumpy but none shall harm her.
October 30, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Geralt huffed grumpily but let Ailsa pat his cheek.
"Are we gonna go or do you want to just pat my face, Ailsa?"
"Are we gonna go or do you want to just pat my face, Ailsa?"
Who does he need to kill?
October 30, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Who does he need to kill?
That's fair.
He'll put up with her for Roach.
He may be grumpy but none shall harm her.
He'll put up with her for Roach.
He may be grumpy but none shall harm her.
"I'll be wanting a travel companion to the sea in exchange."
They were headed that way, and things weren't as safe in this world as they could be elsewhere.
Besides, it might irk him having a travel companion.
They were headed that way, and things weren't as safe in this world as they could be elsewhere.
Besides, it might irk him having a travel companion.
He'll kill a legion of demons.
Nothing is too good for Roach.
Nothing is too good for Roach.
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
That's fair.
He'll put up with her for Roach.
He may be grumpy but none shall harm her.
He'll put up with her for Roach.
He may be grumpy but none shall harm her.
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𝒴𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓈𝑜𝓊𝓁 𝓈𝓅𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓁𝑜𝓊𝒹𝑒𝓈𝓉.
・ 𝙸𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 𝙺𝚊𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 ・
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𝙾𝚌𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚍 ♡
・ 𝙸𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 𝙺𝚊𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 ・
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𝙾𝚌𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚍 ♡
October 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
𝒴𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓈𝑜𝓊𝓁 𝓈𝓅𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓁𝑜𝓊𝒹𝑒𝓈𝓉.
・ 𝙸𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 𝙺𝚊𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 ・
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・ 𝙸𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 𝙺𝚊𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 ・
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𝙾𝚌𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚍 ♡
He'll kill a legion of demons.
Nothing is too good for Roach.
Nothing is too good for Roach.
A horse blanket?
That’s worth more than just stabbing an insomnia demon.
That’s worth more than just stabbing an insomnia demon.
No, but if she could make a blanket for his horse Roach, he'd accept that.
October 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
He'll kill a legion of demons.
Nothing is too good for Roach.
Nothing is too good for Roach.
No, but if she could make a blanket for his horse Roach, he'd accept that.
Not by her, no.
Unless he's interested in a pair of hand-knit socks?
Unless he's interested in a pair of hand-knit socks?
If he does, does he get paid?
October 1, 2025 at 1:07 PM
No, but if she could make a blanket for his horse Roach, he'd accept that.
If he does, does he get paid?
Must be contagious.
Maybe an insomnia demon.
Be a good Witcher and stick your big sword in it, would you?
Maybe an insomnia demon.
Be a good Witcher and stick your big sword in it, would you?
She's joining the no sleep club, huh?
September 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
If he does, does he get paid?
She's joining the no sleep club, huh?
Can’t sleep.
Tossing and turning.
Tossing and turning.
September 30, 2025 at 8:58 AM
She's joining the no sleep club, huh?
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The Fae are famous for their stealing
September 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
The Fae are famous for their stealing
"I'll be fine."
Huffs and continues walking.
Stubborn witcher is stubborn.
Huffs and continues walking.
Stubborn witcher is stubborn.
"Aww, poor baby. And nobody to help you relax?"
"Being stuck in those smelly leathers probably won't help, either. You need a bath."
"Being stuck in those smelly leathers probably won't help, either. You need a bath."
He glares at the red head.
"Can't sleep. . . ."
"Can't sleep. . . ."
September 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM
"I'll be fine."
Huffs and continues walking.
Stubborn witcher is stubborn.
Huffs and continues walking.
Stubborn witcher is stubborn.
He glares at the red head.
"Can't sleep. . . ."
"Can't sleep. . . ."
"If the wind changes, yer face'll be stuck like that, you know.."
"Did a beastie get the better of you?"
"Did a beastie get the better of you?"
Grumpy witcher noises.
September 20, 2025 at 4:01 PM
He glares at the red head.
"Can't sleep. . . ."
"Can't sleep. . . ."
Grumpy witcher noises.
September 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Grumpy witcher noises.
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ℕ𝕠𝕥 𝕒𝕟𝕪 𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖!
ℕ𝕠𝕥 𝕒𝕟𝕪 𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖!
September 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
ℕ𝕠𝕥 𝕒𝕟𝕪 𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖!
ℕ𝕠𝕥 𝕒𝕟𝕪 𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖!
He's out for a walk on the woods.
No one bother him. 😠
No one bother him. 😠
a man in a black shirt and blue pants is walking in the grass .
ALT: a man in a black shirt and blue pants is walking in the grass .
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September 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
He's out for a walk on the woods.
No one bother him. 😠
No one bother him. 😠