The Angry Creamsicle
@angrycreamsicle.bsky.social
There once was a man, orange and stout,
Whose lies made his cultists all shout,
With a gut like a whale,
And hands that were frail,
His ego was all he could tout.
facebook.com/TheAngryCreamsicle
Whose lies made his cultists all shout,
With a gut like a whale,
And hands that were frail,
His ego was all he could tout.
facebook.com/TheAngryCreamsicle
In case you missed it, Charlie Kirk has left the GOP
September 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
In case you missed it, Charlie Kirk has left the GOP
If you’ve got a MAGA hat, I’ve got zero empathy. I wouldn't piss in your mouth if both of your teeth were on fire.
May 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
If you’ve got a MAGA hat, I’ve got zero empathy. I wouldn't piss in your mouth if both of your teeth were on fire.
Kash in a cap, lookin' like crap,
Cross-eyed, droolin', takin' a nap.
FBI jacket but brain on delay,
Another MAGA moron just slurped his day away.
Cross-eyed, droolin', takin' a nap.
FBI jacket but brain on delay,
Another MAGA moron just slurped his day away.
April 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Kash in a cap, lookin' like crap,
Cross-eyed, droolin', takin' a nap.
FBI jacket but brain on delay,
Another MAGA moron just slurped his day away.
Cross-eyed, droolin', takin' a nap.
FBI jacket but brain on delay,
Another MAGA moron just slurped his day away.
There once was a bleach-blonde buffoon,
Who howled at the chemtrails by noon.
With a hat made of foil,
And a face fit to spoil,
She snacks on regret with a MAGA-spoon.
Who howled at the chemtrails by noon.
With a hat made of foil,
And a face fit to spoil,
She snacks on regret with a MAGA-spoon.
April 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
There once was a bleach-blonde buffoon,
Who howled at the chemtrails by noon.
With a hat made of foil,
And a face fit to spoil,
She snacks on regret with a MAGA-spoon.
Who howled at the chemtrails by noon.
With a hat made of foil,
And a face fit to spoil,
She snacks on regret with a MAGA-spoon.
BREAKING: Felon 47 survives a full can of RAID. Scientists baffled. Exterminators requesting hazard pay. Cockroaches say, "Don’t lump us in with that thing." 🪳💀 #RAID47 #TrumpRoach #CrispyCoup
April 22, 2025 at 11:14 PM
BREAKING: Felon 47 survives a full can of RAID. Scientists baffled. Exterminators requesting hazard pay. Cockroaches say, "Don’t lump us in with that thing." 🪳💀 #RAID47 #TrumpRoach #CrispyCoup
When the spray tan fades, the rug's on the dresser, and the only thing stiff is the pillowcase stain...
Felon 47 sleeps peacefully knowing his cult still thinks he's a billionaire genius.
#MAGAInsomnia #CheetoNap
Felon 47 sleeps peacefully knowing his cult still thinks he's a billionaire genius.
#MAGAInsomnia #CheetoNap
April 21, 2025 at 1:59 AM
When the spray tan fades, the rug's on the dresser, and the only thing stiff is the pillowcase stain...
Felon 47 sleeps peacefully knowing his cult still thinks he's a billionaire genius.
#MAGAInsomnia #CheetoNap
Felon 47 sleeps peacefully knowing his cult still thinks he's a billionaire genius.
#MAGAInsomnia #CheetoNap
Feeling stressed? Try the Felon 47 Voodoo Doll™ — now in Extra Whiny Orange! Every pin releases a felony, a tantrum, or a ketchup blast. It’s therapy you can stab.
#TherapyWithThread #Felon47 #TheAngryCreamsicle
#TherapyWithThread #Felon47 #TheAngryCreamsicle
April 19, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Feeling stressed? Try the Felon 47 Voodoo Doll™ — now in Extra Whiny Orange! Every pin releases a felony, a tantrum, or a ketchup blast. It’s therapy you can stab.
#TherapyWithThread #Felon47 #TheAngryCreamsicle
#TherapyWithThread #Felon47 #TheAngryCreamsicle
Trump’s new role: Liar-nocchio.
Claims: 6'3", 220 lbs, totally honest.
Reality: 78-year-old felon with a nose that needs its own Secret Service detail.
#Felon47 #PinocchioPresidency #TheAngryCreamsicle
Claims: 6'3", 220 lbs, totally honest.
Reality: 78-year-old felon with a nose that needs its own Secret Service detail.
#Felon47 #PinocchioPresidency #TheAngryCreamsicle
April 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Trump’s new role: Liar-nocchio.
Claims: 6'3", 220 lbs, totally honest.
Reality: 78-year-old felon with a nose that needs its own Secret Service detail.
#Felon47 #PinocchioPresidency #TheAngryCreamsicle
Claims: 6'3", 220 lbs, totally honest.
Reality: 78-year-old felon with a nose that needs its own Secret Service detail.
#Felon47 #PinocchioPresidency #TheAngryCreamsicle
Ted Cruz as the Cowardly Lyin’ — fleeing from storms, spines, and truth since forever.
If cowardice were currency, this guy could fund another Cancun trip.
#CowardlyCruz #WizardOfFraud #TheAngryCreamsicle
If cowardice were currency, this guy could fund another Cancun trip.
#CowardlyCruz #WizardOfFraud #TheAngryCreamsicle
April 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Ted Cruz as the Cowardly Lyin’ — fleeing from storms, spines, and truth since forever.
If cowardice were currency, this guy could fund another Cancun trip.
#CowardlyCruz #WizardOfFraud #TheAngryCreamsicle
If cowardice were currency, this guy could fund another Cancun trip.
#CowardlyCruz #WizardOfFraud #TheAngryCreamsicle
Mike Lindell shook his My Piggy Bank and got nothing but dust—just like his legal defense. 😭💸
When your empire’s built on Kool-Aid and court L’s, the only thing left to fluff is your bankruptcy pillow.
#MyPiggyBank #MAGAmeltdown #TheAngryCreamsicle
When your empire’s built on Kool-Aid and court L’s, the only thing left to fluff is your bankruptcy pillow.
#MyPiggyBank #MAGAmeltdown #TheAngryCreamsicle
April 17, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Mike Lindell shook his My Piggy Bank and got nothing but dust—just like his legal defense. 😭💸
When your empire’s built on Kool-Aid and court L’s, the only thing left to fluff is your bankruptcy pillow.
#MyPiggyBank #MAGAmeltdown #TheAngryCreamsicle
When your empire’s built on Kool-Aid and court L’s, the only thing left to fluff is your bankruptcy pillow.
#MyPiggyBank #MAGAmeltdown #TheAngryCreamsicle
BREAKING: B6 spotted cosplaying as Chucky’s menopausal cousin. Claims she’s “cutting spending,” but we think she just cuts. Between the Kool-Aid curls and stitched-up sanity, she’s one pitchfork away from a Fox News horror reboot. 🎃
#B6 #GoodGuysGoneBad
#B6 #GoodGuysGoneBad
April 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
BREAKING: B6 spotted cosplaying as Chucky’s menopausal cousin. Claims she’s “cutting spending,” but we think she just cuts. Between the Kool-Aid curls and stitched-up sanity, she’s one pitchfork away from a Fox News horror reboot. 🎃
#B6 #GoodGuysGoneBad
#B6 #GoodGuysGoneBad
🍊🎭 Felon 47 finally dressed for the job he’s applying for: maximum security performance artist.
It’s not Silence of the Lambs, it’s Whimper of the Whambulance.
Strapped in. Masked up. Still full of s**t.
#MAGA #HannibalCheeto #OrangeYouEmbarrassed #CultLeaderCosplay
It’s not Silence of the Lambs, it’s Whimper of the Whambulance.
Strapped in. Masked up. Still full of s**t.
#MAGA #HannibalCheeto #OrangeYouEmbarrassed #CultLeaderCosplay
April 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
🍊🎭 Felon 47 finally dressed for the job he’s applying for: maximum security performance artist.
It’s not Silence of the Lambs, it’s Whimper of the Whambulance.
Strapped in. Masked up. Still full of s**t.
#MAGA #HannibalCheeto #OrangeYouEmbarrassed #CultLeaderCosplay
It’s not Silence of the Lambs, it’s Whimper of the Whambulance.
Strapped in. Masked up. Still full of s**t.
#MAGA #HannibalCheeto #OrangeYouEmbarrassed #CultLeaderCosplay
“Sir, nobody gets the block in the right hole like that.”
He grinned, shoved the square peg into a round hole, and called it perfect.
Cognitive test? More like a Fisher-Price felony.
#Felon47 #BrainRot #CultOfStupid #SquarePegMessiah
He grinned, shoved the square peg into a round hole, and called it perfect.
Cognitive test? More like a Fisher-Price felony.
#Felon47 #BrainRot #CultOfStupid #SquarePegMessiah
April 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
“Sir, nobody gets the block in the right hole like that.”
He grinned, shoved the square peg into a round hole, and called it perfect.
Cognitive test? More like a Fisher-Price felony.
#Felon47 #BrainRot #CultOfStupid #SquarePegMessiah
He grinned, shoved the square peg into a round hole, and called it perfect.
Cognitive test? More like a Fisher-Price felony.
#Felon47 #BrainRot #CultOfStupid #SquarePegMessiah
🦴BREAKING: Scientists uncover early ancestor of Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Turns out evolution took one look and said, “Nah, I’m good.”
Cavewear? Check.
Kneepads? Check.
Cheeto beard? You already know she’s been worshippin’ Felon 47’s "snack pack."
#OrangeFacedOralTradition #MarjorieTheMissingLink
Turns out evolution took one look and said, “Nah, I’m good.”
Cavewear? Check.
Kneepads? Check.
Cheeto beard? You already know she’s been worshippin’ Felon 47’s "snack pack."
#OrangeFacedOralTradition #MarjorieTheMissingLink
April 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
🦴BREAKING: Scientists uncover early ancestor of Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Turns out evolution took one look and said, “Nah, I’m good.”
Cavewear? Check.
Kneepads? Check.
Cheeto beard? You already know she’s been worshippin’ Felon 47’s "snack pack."
#OrangeFacedOralTradition #MarjorieTheMissingLink
Turns out evolution took one look and said, “Nah, I’m good.”
Cavewear? Check.
Kneepads? Check.
Cheeto beard? You already know she’s been worshippin’ Felon 47’s "snack pack."
#OrangeFacedOralTradition #MarjorieTheMissingLink
If Felon 47 supporters get divorced…
are they still brother and sister? Or does the family tree just grow another loop?
My cousin-wife says yes.
#UncleDaddy2025 #MAGAgenes #CousinstitutionalRights
👨🌾❤️🧬🧢
are they still brother and sister? Or does the family tree just grow another loop?
My cousin-wife says yes.
#UncleDaddy2025 #MAGAgenes #CousinstitutionalRights
👨🌾❤️🧬🧢
April 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
If Felon 47 supporters get divorced…
are they still brother and sister? Or does the family tree just grow another loop?
My cousin-wife says yes.
#UncleDaddy2025 #MAGAgenes #CousinstitutionalRights
👨🌾❤️🧬🧢
are they still brother and sister? Or does the family tree just grow another loop?
My cousin-wife says yes.
#UncleDaddy2025 #MAGAgenes #CousinstitutionalRights
👨🌾❤️🧬🧢
f a president can choose to ignore a unanimous 9-0 SCOTUS ruling and we just let him get away with it, America is already gone.
April 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
f a president can choose to ignore a unanimous 9-0 SCOTUS ruling and we just let him get away with it, America is already gone.
Ted Cruz lookin’ like Grandpa Munster dipped his face in a bag of Cheetos and crawled outta Cancun to gaslight America. Not a senator, just a low-rent Dracula with a Fox News fetish. Somebody get this man a napkin—and a damn clue. 🧛♂️🧀 #CountCruzula #TexasDeservesBetter
April 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Ted Cruz lookin’ like Grandpa Munster dipped his face in a bag of Cheetos and crawled outta Cancun to gaslight America. Not a senator, just a low-rent Dracula with a Fox News fetish. Somebody get this man a napkin—and a damn clue. 🧛♂️🧀 #CountCruzula #TexasDeservesBetter
Now available: Ivanka’s Nepo Baby Formula™ — Fortified with Daddy’s Tax Breaks & 100% Entitlement Enriched. Burps self-worth, poops gold. No skills? No problem. Just add privilege & shake. #NepoBaby #KeepPrivileged #TrustFundProtein #Satire
April 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Now available: Ivanka’s Nepo Baby Formula™ — Fortified with Daddy’s Tax Breaks & 100% Entitlement Enriched. Burps self-worth, poops gold. No skills? No problem. Just add privilege & shake. #NepoBaby #KeepPrivileged #TrustFundProtein #Satire
Felon 47 bragging he "holds the cards" — buddy, they're all made in China like his merch & his loyalty to foreign banks. MAGA: All bluff, no hand. Just a bankrupt clown shuffling imported lies. #MadeInChinaMAGA #Felon47 #BiggestLoser
April 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Felon 47 bragging he "holds the cards" — buddy, they're all made in China like his merch & his loyalty to foreign banks. MAGA: All bluff, no hand. Just a bankrupt clown shuffling imported lies. #MadeInChinaMAGA #Felon47 #BiggestLoser
Baby Boohoo™ — the only doll that screams, lies, and soils itself while claiming to be a "very stable genius." Pull the string, hear the whining. Batteries not included (but indictments are). #Trump #MAGA #Cult45 #BabyBoohoo
April 14, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Baby Boohoo™ — the only doll that screams, lies, and soils itself while claiming to be a "very stable genius." Pull the string, hear the whining. Batteries not included (but indictments are). #Trump #MAGA #Cult45 #BabyBoohoo
New from Felon 47’s Mar-a-Lie-Go kitchen: Chef Boyarewe Fucked™ — now with extra indictments & a side of cult tears. Best served cold... like revenge... or leftover Big Macs. Warning: May cause orange stains & delusions of grandeur.
#ChefBoyareweFucked #Felon47 #MAGA
#ChefBoyareweFucked #Felon47 #MAGA
April 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
New from Felon 47’s Mar-a-Lie-Go kitchen: Chef Boyarewe Fucked™ — now with extra indictments & a side of cult tears. Best served cold... like revenge... or leftover Big Macs. Warning: May cause orange stains & delusions of grandeur.
#ChefBoyareweFucked #Felon47 #MAGA
#ChefBoyareweFucked #Felon47 #MAGA
Oink on the green, swingin' obscene,
MAGA hat tight on his porky bean.
Grip it, rip it, belly so wide,
Snortin' for par with hammy pride.
MAGA hat tight on his porky bean.
Grip it, rip it, belly so wide,
Snortin' for par with hammy pride.
April 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Oink on the green, swingin' obscene,
MAGA hat tight on his porky bean.
Grip it, rip it, belly so wide,
Snortin' for par with hammy pride.
MAGA hat tight on his porky bean.
Grip it, rip it, belly so wide,
Snortin' for par with hammy pride.
BREAKING: Scientists discover the missing link between Cro-Magnon and QAnon — B6 in her natural habitat. No shoes, no facts, just rage, rocks, and Facebook memes. Evolution didn’t fail her — it straight up ghosted her. #CaveKaren #B6 #StoneColdStupid #TAC
April 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
BREAKING: Scientists discover the missing link between Cro-Magnon and QAnon — B6 in her natural habitat. No shoes, no facts, just rage, rocks, and Facebook memes. Evolution didn’t fail her — it straight up ghosted her. #CaveKaren #B6 #StoneColdStupid #TAC
My GOP neighbors are going crazy.
Renamed my Wi-Fi.
It’s now
“Hunter’s laptop.”
Renamed my Wi-Fi.
It’s now
“Hunter’s laptop.”
March 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
My GOP neighbors are going crazy.
Renamed my Wi-Fi.
It’s now
“Hunter’s laptop.”
Renamed my Wi-Fi.
It’s now
“Hunter’s laptop.”