strange mix of nsfw, complaints about excel, innocent stories about my kids, and the occasional drawing
https://archiveofourown.org/users/angharabbit/works
And with that sentence I’m starting to question if I even had a 2025 bingo card.
And with that sentence I’m starting to question if I even had a 2025 bingo card.
Half my neighbourhood are on their porches like “honey, come check out this rainbow”
Half my neighbourhood are on their porches like “honey, come check out this rainbow”
Kids: Can’t we clean them?
Me: *mental reel of 14 years of rabbit damage, baby fluids, kid pee, kid vomit, kids wiping runny noses, peanut butter fingers, haunted couch mattress*
Me: No
Kids: Can’t we clean them?
Me: *mental reel of 14 years of rabbit damage, baby fluids, kid pee, kid vomit, kids wiping runny noses, peanut butter fingers, haunted couch mattress*
Me: No
*starts dubbed Hometown*
Dental hygienist: Omg I gave almost that exact speech when I quit my first clinic
Dental hygienist: Baby bowl-cut’s little tooth!
Dental hygienist: She’s… going to fall for the rude guy right? 👀
*starts dubbed Hometown*
Dental hygienist: Omg I gave almost that exact speech when I quit my first clinic
Dental hygienist: Baby bowl-cut’s little tooth!
Dental hygienist: She’s… going to fall for the rude guy right? 👀
Parenting sick 8yo: I found vomit in my closet from last night that I forgot to tell you about, can you clean it?
Parenting sick 8yo: I found vomit in my closet from last night that I forgot to tell you about, can you clean it?
My beloved coworkers, with respect, could you please leave me alone with my spreadsheets for a day or two?
My beloved coworkers, with respect, could you please leave me alone with my spreadsheets for a day or two?
“Mom, I braided my stuffed snakes!”
“Mom, I braided my stuffed snakes!”
Me #1: That means irritating seams don’t touch skin. Excellent. Wear as is.
Me #2: That would be Wearing It Wrong, put it on Correctly.
Me #3: The weekly external team call started five minutes ago.
Me #1: That means irritating seams don’t touch skin. Excellent. Wear as is.
Me #2: That would be Wearing It Wrong, put it on Correctly.
Me #3: The weekly external team call started five minutes ago.