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angharabbit
@angharabbit.bsky.social
fanfic, writing, reylo, kdramas, romance novels & classic lit, rabbits, chaos bi

strange mix of nsfw, complaints about excel, innocent stories about my kids, and the occasional drawing

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My kids are now deep in their Zelda era. Woke up this morning to them in homemade masks debating non-soup recipes for Link’s femur.
September 28, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I’m past “this meeting could have been an email” territory and mentally into the “this meeting could have been a legal shark” zone
September 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
“Wow, everything looks so nice, why didn’t I fix up the house sooner?” I chastise myself, conveniently forgetting everything that’s happened in the last decade
September 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Moved my TV to a new spot for the first time in 14 years and with the lighting change discovered that there was still a strip of plastic packaging over the remote sensor.
September 3, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Rec’d the 360-feedback form to fill out for my line manager’s performance review. In the improvement areas box I feel like I should be writing something like “has no clue what or how I’m doing at any time” but let’s be honest, if someone’s going to leave me unsupervised/feral I’m going to let them
August 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
It’s wild that “my human body needs exercise” won’t get me out of my office chair for a walk but “my Pikmin need to plant flowers to grow more silly goobers and maybe I’ll hear a birb” never fails
August 1, 2025 at 12:41 AM
*insert naughty tea jokes here*
July 24, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Every time the GO train announcer emphasizes in increasingly emphatic and desperate tones to the Blackpink concert crowd who just flooded the station that the train currently at the station is northbound and will NOT get them back downtown, a fairy is born
July 24, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I am preparing for a 50k-person out-of-town concert to support my husband’s Blackpink obsession.

And with that sentence I’m starting to question if I even had a 2025 bingo card.
July 23, 2025 at 3:45 AM
8yo never went through 11yo’s demon drawing phase but the vibes are there
July 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
July 13 - Dear diary, it’s been 3 weeks since the battle for the house against the moths began. A runny nose has forced me to stop to replenish my stores of P10L fanfics and Kpop Demon Hunter memes. Dusted off my switch and downloaded Palia though I fear this was a poor decision as laundry mounts.
July 13, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The thing I like best about my dentist is their gravel parking lot
July 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I love that no matter how sophisticated life gets we all see a rainbow and are like “well damn, that’s a good rainbow”.

Half my neighbourhood are on their porches like “honey, come check out this rainbow”
July 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Vacuuming 10yo’s stuffies before rewashing them: 8 dragons, 4 5ft-long snakes, a baby snake, a 3-headed hydra, a duskull, and a goose. That’s my girl. My strange beloved girl.
June 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Me: We need to replace the living room couch and chairs

Kids: Can’t we clean them?

Me: *mental reel of 14 years of rabbit damage, baby fluids, kid pee, kid vomit, kids wiping runny noses, peanut butter fingers, haunted couch mattress*

Me: No
June 29, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I know my cleaning has been slipping the last couple years with the non-stop life chaos, but did not expect the entire house to be quietly infested by clothing moths.
June 29, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Got voluntold for a photo show & tell team builder at my work full of doctors. My entire photo roll is categories like “interesting storm clouds forming”, “interesting rocks I found in gravel”, and “trees that look like fey portals”. Can prob just run a kahoot poll after with their diagnosis options
June 19, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Dental hygienist: Put anything on the tv you’d like, I don’t even notice it

*starts dubbed Hometown*

Dental hygienist: Omg I gave almost that exact speech when I quit my first clinic

Dental hygienist: Baby bowl-cut’s little tooth!

Dental hygienist: She’s… going to fall for the rude guy right? 👀
June 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Standardized testing can put an 8yo boy in the gifted program but it won’t prevent him from making unlimited “I.E(at).P.” jokes about his special ed plan
June 11, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Parenting sick 11yo: I found a show called Escaflowne in with the DVDs, can we watch it?

Parenting sick 8yo: I found vomit in my closet from last night that I forgot to tell you about, can you clean it?
May 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Living the accidentally became important at work meme this year.

My beloved coworkers, with respect, could you please leave me alone with my spreadsheets for a day or two?
May 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
11yo: *bursting into my bedroom dangling a blurry 4ft long thing in the dawn light*

“Mom, I braided my stuffed snakes!”
April 28, 2025 at 7:58 PM
8yo: “This election debate would be more fun if they used Run BTS debate rules”
April 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
istg the only things keeping me sane right now are tea, vyvanse, and gay Thai dramas
April 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Undershirt comes out of drawer inside out.

Me #1: That means irritating seams don’t touch skin. Excellent. Wear as is.

Me #2: That would be Wearing It Wrong, put it on Correctly.

Me #3: The weekly external team call started five minutes ago.
April 6, 2025 at 1:50 AM