Angelee van Allman
angelspot.bsky.social
Angelee van Allman
@angelspot.bsky.social
Just another Absurdist dreamer waiting for the Sun to explode
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Forgive the earnest post here, but one year ago this week, Global Tetrahedron took over The Onion. We've since brought back the paper and ONN, dramatically increased revenue, and hired more writers and artists.

But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.
April 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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February 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I DID IT.
367 pages. 80,176 words.
The first draft is complete.
#fantasyfiction #writerlife #booksky
February 4, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I am within 3-5K words of finishing this first draft. After that....The Rewritenning
#writerproblems #fantasyfiction
February 3, 2025 at 6:45 AM
By very popular demand, The Shop.
Here you can purchase the cute designs I'm making in response to these Very Inspiring Times, with proceeds split between the Trevor Project and the National Network of Abortion Funds.
Be Cute, Spread Havoc.
Shop the Antifascist Merch Collection on angelee's Artist Shop | Featuring custom t-shirts, prints, and more
Benefit the Trevor Project and National Network of Abortion Funds! These cute designs have two functions: fun and havoc.
angelee.threadless.com
February 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Couple more free graphics for your use and enjoyment. You're welcome.
January 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Free valentine ❤️
January 29, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Free valentines! Enjoy!
#resistart
January 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Novelists, do you make yourself cry when you write emotional scenes?
#curious #writerproblems
January 27, 2025 at 7:13 AM
"Unprecedented Times" are feeling pretty Precedented to me, y'all.
January 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Always fun when someone interacted with my bathroom graffiti
January 23, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Woke up to the news that I have #anidifranco tickets for the upcoming sold out show. I don't remember buying them but hey! I did. Thanks past Angelee and thanks to the ticket company for reminding me 😂
January 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Blaise just punched Elyse in the face. Elyse wasn't smirking like this at the time but I can kind of see her point. Elyse can be pretty punchable sometimes.
January 16, 2025 at 6:05 AM
POV: you take your dad's dog to the vet and think it's cute to give them the nickname he (the dog, not your dad) earned by weeing all over the house, and when later he passes (the dog, not your dad) you don't think to check the name before ordering a memorial paw print.
January 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I took a chance on a silly record I found last night and stumbled into something I didn't even know existed. Six bucks well spent!
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mas...
January 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
At a new karaoke bar and I'm already made: I told the kj my name and she said OH! Are you going to sing Eight Miles Wide (Storm Large!) straight off of the gate or wait till you've had a few drinks first? 😂 #notorious
January 13, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Tell me a bad joke. Not a gross joke or a man joke, just something to make me groan. #dadjokes
January 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I do so love a sci fi or fantasy movie where the futuristic humans or the space barbarians travel to "modern" American cities and interact with cars or whatever #StarTrekIV
three men are standing in front of a computer and one of them says " hello computer "
ALT: three men are standing in front of a computer and one of them says " hello computer "
media.tenor.com
January 13, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Now that Twitter is no longer Twitter and we all moved over to BlueSky can we still call our posts Tweets? Or......are they BS?
January 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Watching The Price Is Right and pretty sure all the non-car prizes are just overstock from the Sharper Image website.
January 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I want to see a show where Tom Hanks passes the title of America's Dad down to Snoop Dog.
January 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
We got this new, modular couch-it's got 6 seats we can arrange lots of ways. Usually we make it a 3-seat couch and a loveseat+ottoman, which is the best arrangement for our living room. But sometimes it becomes a 3x2 bed and then stays that way for days because it's cozy and the dog loves it.
January 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I stayed up late last night killing an old woman.
She's a fictional woman.
And I might have gotten really emotional when her dragon realized what happened.
This novel stuff is a messy business, how come no one (like literally everyone actually) told me?
I need a nap.
January 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
This is the first piece of concept art directly tied to the upcoming novel with the working title The Bond and the Break. It's Blaise and Ypred's story, and this image depicts the moment Blaise first held Ypred's egg.
January 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM