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dad. beer. mets. music. rochester, ny.
It’s the anniversary of local dog whistle Bob Lonsberry declaring that ‘boomer’ was a slur on equal footing with ‘the n-word’ and getting roasted nationally for it. #rochester
November 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Peacock TV: Your plan will renew in 4 weeks and our price went up $30.

Me: Ok. I’ll cancel.

Peacock TV: WAIT. The price is now $40 less than your previous amount for the same plan.
October 31, 2025 at 11:41 PM
If you’re so funny, then why are you on your own tonight?

And if you’re so clever, then why are you on your own tonight?

If you’re so very entertaining, then why are you on your own tonight?

If you’re so very good looking, why do you sleep alone tonight?
October 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
If I’m interested enough to pre-order the album on vinyl, you could at least be interested in getting it to me by the same day I could walk into a store and buy it.
October 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
riches I heed not / nor man’s empty praise / means fuck the gatekeepers / cause i’m fine outside the gate - David Bazan
October 3, 2025 at 11:35 PM
if you want to pay my taxes / you’d better come over with a crucifix / you’re gonna have to nail me down
October 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Putin’s no doubt singing “Trucker’s Atlas” to himself in the time leading up to the summit
August 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
*extreme Ron Swanson voice*

“I love BJ’s & Gas. It’s where I get all of my BJ’s. And most of my gas.”
June 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
“I don’t know what to do!” complains my five year old, three hours into Day One of Summer Vacation 2025.
June 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
June 24, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Is it too much to ask that someone on #TopChef makes Cheesy Blasters sometime?
a woman says you take a hot dog stuff it with some jack cheese fold it in a pizza ... you got cheesy blasters !
ALT: a woman says you take a hot dog stuff it with some jack cheese fold it in a pizza ... you got cheesy blasters !
media.tenor.com
May 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Did Nantz just call it Hallmark Stadium?
January 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Mitski’s “Your Best American Girl” still fucking bangs, you guys
January 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I ran across this song that reminded me of all the stuff I loved about Whiskeytown and early Ryan Adams.

music.apple.com/us/album/int...
Into the Ether by Leif Vollebekk on Apple Music
Song · 2017 · Duration 5:49
music.apple.com
January 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Ah yes, “famously snowy” Toronto area, which gets about a third of the snowfall that Orchard Park does.
December 1, 2024 at 7:53 PM
If Hims is looking to advertise on an NFL team’s jerseys, looks like the Giants would be open to it
November 25, 2024 at 2:24 AM
You gotta be fucking kidding me that this guy’s last name is VOUGHT.
November 23, 2024 at 12:21 AM
Reposted by Andy
Kurt Vonnegut - Breakfast of Champions
November 20, 2024 at 1:26 PM
Not at all the organs I was expecting from “Rochester Organ Initiative” but I am still here for it.
Fabulous organs from last week’s Eastman Rochester Organ Initiative.
November 19, 2024 at 4:21 PM
I don’t know if anyone else uses MyChart for hospital/health related stuff, but it is so fucking infuriating to me that it requires me to verify my account via email AFTER USING FACE ID.

Every goddamn time.

I know my face isn’t super memorable, but come on.
November 19, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Not sure if I’ll get to a Top 10 list of TV shows this year. (Having a newborn in March kinda screws up the watching.) But here’s what I liked in 2024. Top 3 feels fluid:

7. The Boys, S4
6. The Bear, S3
5. Colin from Accounts, S2
4. Ripley
3. English Teacher
2. Say Nothing
1. Shogun
November 19, 2024 at 1:37 PM
You know, since I wasn’t using X of late, I completely missed celebrating the anniversary of sentient #Rochester dog whistle, Bob Lonsberry, equating “boomer” with “the n-word” and him getting instantly and deservedly roasted on a national scale.
November 19, 2024 at 12:16 AM
The first episode of ‘Say Nothing’ was fantastic. I really should read Patrick Radden Keefe’s book, but I’m looking forward to the rest of the series.

(Recommended: turn the subtitles on because that Irish accent is no joke.)
November 16, 2024 at 9:25 PM