Andy Gary
@andygary.bsky.social
Hold me closer, Tony Danza.
📍SEA
📍SEA
Buzzed my hair since we’re moving into the beanie season. 🍂🍁
October 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Buzzed my hair since we’re moving into the beanie season. 🍂🍁
Lovely hike on Tahoma today 🏔️
October 13, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Lovely hike on Tahoma today 🏔️
All the people defending Taylor’s new album are giving the same energy as the people mourning Charlie’s death… like yikes.
October 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
All the people defending Taylor’s new album are giving the same energy as the people mourning Charlie’s death… like yikes.
Went hiking today, found a bunch of buttholes in the rocks.
August 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Went hiking today, found a bunch of buttholes in the rocks.
A lie of omission is still a lie, right?
July 16, 2025 at 6:08 AM
A lie of omission is still a lie, right?
I hate to say it, but Balenciaga/BFRND’s remix of Gimme More is *terrible.* It’s so rare that a DJ is successful in changing the downbeat of a song, and this was a flopppp.
June 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I hate to say it, but Balenciaga/BFRND’s remix of Gimme More is *terrible.* It’s so rare that a DJ is successful in changing the downbeat of a song, and this was a flopppp.
I can’t believe they brought Jennifer Coolidge back just to kill her off again.
April 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I can’t believe they brought Jennifer Coolidge back just to kill her off again.
Kesha’s not coming to Seattle on her next tour and I’m SO UPSET ABOUT IT.
April 3, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Kesha’s not coming to Seattle on her next tour and I’m SO UPSET ABOUT IT.
Look at these silly little shrinky dinks. Should they be earrings or pins..?
March 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Look at these silly little shrinky dinks. Should they be earrings or pins..?
Ok now that this season of Severance is over, I have to admit this SNL skit is what comes to mind every time I hear the name Gemma…
Dinner Date - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
youtu.be
March 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Ok now that this season of Severance is over, I have to admit this SNL skit is what comes to mind every time I hear the name Gemma…
I need someone to make a graphic tee of 2 Girls 1 Cup, but it’s Helly, Helena, and an Irv mug. Above the scene are the words ‘Eat Feculence’.
March 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I need someone to make a graphic tee of 2 Girls 1 Cup, but it’s Helly, Helena, and an Irv mug. Above the scene are the words ‘Eat Feculence’.
Hot take: Rebecca Black’s new album is filling the hole left by Britney’s absence. The baton has been passed.
March 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Hot take: Rebecca Black’s new album is filling the hole left by Britney’s absence. The baton has been passed.
Just put Gaga’s entire album on my Bops4Bottoms playlist.
March 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Just put Gaga’s entire album on my Bops4Bottoms playlist.
“I should call him…”
(TJ’s Edition)
(TJ’s Edition)
March 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
“I should call him…”
(TJ’s Edition)
(TJ’s Edition)
Reposted by Andy Gary
unfortunately true 👇
March 4, 2025 at 12:59 PM
unfortunately true 👇
. @pandershirts.com came through with this gorgeous Nagel-inspired Femme Fatal sweater 😍
March 4, 2025 at 3:23 AM
. @pandershirts.com came through with this gorgeous Nagel-inspired Femme Fatal sweater 😍
I’m slowly coming to terms with the fact that, at 33, my opportunity to become a child star has expired.
February 28, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I’m slowly coming to terms with the fact that, at 33, my opportunity to become a child star has expired.
Reposted by Andy Gary
Let this woman direct everything known to man #severance
February 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Let this woman direct everything known to man #severance
Had the most unreal experience at the Gavin Turek concert last night 😍🥰
February 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Had the most unreal experience at the Gavin Turek concert last night 😍🥰
Hey BlueSky. Meet my boyfriend’s roommate’s girlfriend’s cat, who lives at my boyfriend’s apartment indefinitely because she bonded with the other two cats who live here when she was a wee lass and now they all a scream cry when she goes home! 🤪🙃
February 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Hey BlueSky. Meet my boyfriend’s roommate’s girlfriend’s cat, who lives at my boyfriend’s apartment indefinitely because she bonded with the other two cats who live here when she was a wee lass and now they all a scream cry when she goes home! 🤪🙃