Mr Irrelevant
@andstacey.bsky.social
A socialist who loves Leeds United, dogs & the Chicago Bears. Hates bigots, fascists & bullies.
I'll Stand By You by The Pretenders gets me in my feels every single time.
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I'll Stand By You by The Pretenders gets me in my feels every single time.
Apprehensively approaches, then taps, the microphone.
"I've had 5 dogs, plus have fostered 4 more, so sorry to disappoint you all, but your dog maybe just makes the top 10 best dogs ever at number 10! (For now, that is, until I foster again!)
I will take no questions."
"I've had 5 dogs, plus have fostered 4 more, so sorry to disappoint you all, but your dog maybe just makes the top 10 best dogs ever at number 10! (For now, that is, until I foster again!)
I will take no questions."
November 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Apprehensively approaches, then taps, the microphone.
"I've had 5 dogs, plus have fostered 4 more, so sorry to disappoint you all, but your dog maybe just makes the top 10 best dogs ever at number 10! (For now, that is, until I foster again!)
I will take no questions."
"I've had 5 dogs, plus have fostered 4 more, so sorry to disappoint you all, but your dog maybe just makes the top 10 best dogs ever at number 10! (For now, that is, until I foster again!)
I will take no questions."
Yeah, with hindsight, maybe wee Jimmy Krankie could have been the reason that more than 1 of my previous relationships have ended immediately after the words 'when you said you wanted me to dress up as a schoolkid, I didn't think you meant like THAT!' Who's to say? 🤷♂️
October 31, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Yeah, with hindsight, maybe wee Jimmy Krankie could have been the reason that more than 1 of my previous relationships have ended immediately after the words 'when you said you wanted me to dress up as a schoolkid, I didn't think you meant like THAT!' Who's to say? 🤷♂️
Sure I'm not the first to notice this but hearing Cher sing 'and when I get scared, you're always around' could have a lot darker meaning than initially thought, given what we know about how he treated her.
October 26, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Sure I'm not the first to notice this but hearing Cher sing 'and when I get scared, you're always around' could have a lot darker meaning than initially thought, given what we know about how he treated her.
Dreamt last night that I was really happy & life was good, & felt great! But then something bizarre happened (can't remember what tho) which made dream-me realise it was only a dream, & i was so disappointed that it woke me up, & then I was disappointed to be back in my real shitty life! 🤷♂️😂
October 19, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Dreamt last night that I was really happy & life was good, & felt great! But then something bizarre happened (can't remember what tho) which made dream-me realise it was only a dream, & i was so disappointed that it woke me up, & then I was disappointed to be back in my real shitty life! 🤷♂️😂
To those of us of a certain age who used to go to nightclubs back in the 80's, name a better end-of-night slowie than Phyllis Nelson's 'Move Closer'! I had a few snogs to it back in the day! 💋👄😘
October 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
To those of us of a certain age who used to go to nightclubs back in the 80's, name a better end-of-night slowie than Phyllis Nelson's 'Move Closer'! I had a few snogs to it back in the day! 💋👄😘
Wonder if the wit who first came up with funny bone for the humerus was aware of the long lasting impact they were going to have!
October 17, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Wonder if the wit who first came up with funny bone for the humerus was aware of the long lasting impact they were going to have!
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Spent an hour on and off with Spotify online support just trying to find out where to file feedback re: ICE ads. After asking what the feedback was, all four reps ended the chat immediately when I mentioned ICE. This has to be direction from above. Save your time and just cancel now.
October 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Spent an hour on and off with Spotify online support just trying to find out where to file feedback re: ICE ads. After asking what the feedback was, all four reps ended the chat immediately when I mentioned ICE. This has to be direction from above. Save your time and just cancel now.
Why have Amazon made the Sleep Timer function such a pain to use. Not a user-friendly set-up at all.
October 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Why have Amazon made the Sleep Timer function such a pain to use. Not a user-friendly set-up at all.
How dare the 'left' resort to such underhand tactics as (checks notes) telling the truth! That's so unfair of them, the sneaky cheats!
October 12, 2025 at 5:47 AM
How dare the 'left' resort to such underhand tactics as (checks notes) telling the truth! That's so unfair of them, the sneaky cheats!
Goddamn, I'm loving the new Richard Ashcroft single 'Lovin' You' ❤️
His last single sampled Joan Armatrading's Love & Affection & this one Classical Gas - is this a theme for his latest album?
His last single sampled Joan Armatrading's Love & Affection & this one Classical Gas - is this a theme for his latest album?
October 12, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Goddamn, I'm loving the new Richard Ashcroft single 'Lovin' You' ❤️
His last single sampled Joan Armatrading's Love & Affection & this one Classical Gas - is this a theme for his latest album?
His last single sampled Joan Armatrading's Love & Affection & this one Classical Gas - is this a theme for his latest album?
@thesquareball.net or anyone else who knows - what's the E-sim company advertised on the podcast? Need one asap - ta muchly 🙏
October 10, 2025 at 11:47 AM
@thesquareball.net or anyone else who knows - what's the E-sim company advertised on the podcast? Need one asap - ta muchly 🙏
And Farage etc wants us to start using the US health care system too 🤯🤯🤯
October 7, 2025 at 11:03 AM
And Farage etc wants us to start using the US health care system too 🤯🤯🤯
I genuinely have no clue what has happened here, but this is truly one of the greatest photos I've seen!
October 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I genuinely have no clue what has happened here, but this is truly one of the greatest photos I've seen!
As time passes I find i need to spend less on shampoos & conditioners, but more on facial soaps & moisturisers. I wonder if there's a connection there somewhere 🤔
October 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
As time passes I find i need to spend less on shampoos & conditioners, but more on facial soaps & moisturisers. I wonder if there's a connection there somewhere 🤔
Donald Trump looked at the letters U.S.A. & took it as an instruction.
September 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Donald Trump looked at the letters U.S.A. & took it as an instruction.
Okay, so Leeds won away to Wolves 3-1 then wolves beat spurs 1-0 away from home, so next week when Leeds play spurs at Elland Road obviously the score will be...... 😱🤞🏽😂
September 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Okay, so Leeds won away to Wolves 3-1 then wolves beat spurs 1-0 away from home, so next week when Leeds play spurs at Elland Road obviously the score will be...... 😱🤞🏽😂
If it wasn't for the 2 injury goals Leeds have conceded in injury time in the last 3 games, we'd currently be 2nd in the PL! 🙄🤬🤬
September 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
If it wasn't for the 2 injury goals Leeds have conceded in injury time in the last 3 games, we'd currently be 2nd in the PL! 🙄🤬🤬
Had a few drinks earlier so I thought I'd put on a wee 'fun' bet on some football this evening, but in my tipsy condition I accidentally bet on Marseille to beat PSG, as opposed to vice versa! Fortunately, Marseille won! 🤷♂️😂
September 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Had a few drinks earlier so I thought I'd put on a wee 'fun' bet on some football this evening, but in my tipsy condition I accidentally bet on Marseille to beat PSG, as opposed to vice versa! Fortunately, Marseille won! 🤷♂️😂
Last season, the 3 promoted EPL teams got 59 points in total. So far this season, after only 5 games each, the 3 promoted teams have got 19 points.
Last season Southampton only won 2 games & 12 points all season.
After 5 games, Sunderland have won 2 & 8 points, Leeds have won 2 & 7 points
Last season Southampton only won 2 games & 12 points all season.
After 5 games, Sunderland have won 2 & 8 points, Leeds have won 2 & 7 points
September 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Last season, the 3 promoted EPL teams got 59 points in total. So far this season, after only 5 games each, the 3 promoted teams have got 19 points.
Last season Southampton only won 2 games & 12 points all season.
After 5 games, Sunderland have won 2 & 8 points, Leeds have won 2 & 7 points
Last season Southampton only won 2 games & 12 points all season.
After 5 games, Sunderland have won 2 & 8 points, Leeds have won 2 & 7 points
Back in '84 my maths teacher looked like Peter Sutcliffe (The Yorkshire Ripper) but I got my 'Rippers' mixed up & called him Jack the Ripper by mistake, & the name stuck for him. I learnt from a mate's daughter about 30 years later that he was still called Jack, but nobody knew why anymore! 🤷♂️😂
September 15, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Back in '84 my maths teacher looked like Peter Sutcliffe (The Yorkshire Ripper) but I got my 'Rippers' mixed up & called him Jack the Ripper by mistake, & the name stuck for him. I learnt from a mate's daughter about 30 years later that he was still called Jack, but nobody knew why anymore! 🤷♂️😂
Watching NFL Red zone now & was that just applause I heard from the Miami crowd after the TD?! Not cheering but actual applause!
September 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Watching NFL Red zone now & was that just applause I heard from the Miami crowd after the TD?! Not cheering but actual applause!