Andrew
andrewmcw.bsky.social
Andrew
@andrewmcw.bsky.social
Hi, I'm Andrew. I like cats and nerdy things.
TIL Post Codes in England are waaaaay different from ours in the US!
December 2, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Sometimes I'll add "fix wolves" to my daily to-do list. I'm the only one who sees my to-do list, but I appreciate the reference. #WakeUpMr.West
October 17, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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Matthew 15:29-31: And great crowds came to him, bringing with them the lame, the blind, the crippled, the mute, and many others, and they put them at his feet, and he healed them after verifying their citizenship status.
October 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
So, Pry is fired. Can we do Babcock too?
September 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
It is remarkable how upset conservatives are at people for saying the kind of things Charlie Kirk said all the time.
September 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Life got you down?
Feeling overwhelmed?
Ask your doctor about a big fuckin' subwoofer!

Big fuckin' subwoofer is proven to rattle the sad thoughts right out of that primordial goop you call a brain.

Side effects include: delusional thoughts about dealing drugs, tinnitus, complaints from Grandma.
August 20, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Wordle spoilers ahead.

Wordle 1,497 4/6

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"Gofer"? C'mon, we haven't truly made that a word, have we?
July 25, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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The lady said $3,000 worth of animated buttholes, Sam! 🍑
July 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Forget having to choose between The Big Game and The Puppy Bowl - we've got the ultimate sporting event that combines them both: The Human Puppy Bowl! 🏈🐶
July 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Presenting the BRAND-NEW season - @dimension20.bsky.social On a Bus! 🚌

DM'd by Katie Marovitch, and as players: Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Jasmine Bhullar, and Mark Mercer!
July 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I refuse to accept that this wasn't a category!
July 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
@hankgreen.bsky.social Hi Hank, I found a tiktok account stealing SciShow content. I tried to report it in the app, but couldn't find my way through their reporting labyrinth. Though you might want to know. www.tiktok.com/@meliajxn4h2...
July 9, 2025 at 10:57 AM
"And of the fool we shall not mention
That depraves the cries of youth
Drag not your strength from government
But from the voices they abuse"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jrS...
With a Wonder and a Wild Desire
YouTube video by Flogging Molly - Topic
www.youtube.com
July 7, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Exactly right by @victorforvirginia.bsky.social: "ICE activity in state courthouses makes us all less safe" b/c it "sows distrust in communities & deters victims/witnesses from reporting crimes." And Rs aren't just cool with that, they're ENTHUSIASTIC about it. bluevirginia.us/2025/07/satu...
July 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Happy 4th! May every tyrant of the world be gifted a spear through the heart by a partially clothed woman.
July 4, 2025 at 10:43 AM
July 4, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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The evidence is clear: straight men need to be TRICKED into therapy!
June 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
"Busy, busy, busy, is what we Bokononists whisper whenever we think of how complicated and unpredictable the machinery of life really is."
June 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
My first words upon walking in the office this morning were "I don't know shit, I didn't see anything." Clearly, I'm very invested in the day 😂
May 22, 2025 at 11:32 AM
The security line at O'Hare has strong "you're about to lose this level of mini motorways" energy.
May 15, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Need some good news?

#VaLeg's choice to improve Virginia's refundable #EITC was included in the final #VaBudget!

A married couple with two children and a $30,000 income, for example, will get over $1,000 back at tax time next year — $300+ more than this year.
May 3, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Tonight I reviewed the ballot for the June dem primaries in VA. So many of the Lt. Gov candidates are impressive. Its refreshing to choose between competent candidates, instead of awful psychopaths (lookin' at you, fed general elections.) Anyway... VOTE IN YOUR PRIMARIES DAMMIT!
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May 2, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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In the 90s, I genuinely thought the Internet would cure loneliness. But it turns out that for me anyway the Internet addresses loneliness the way alcohol addresses anxiety.
April 30, 2025 at 1:21 PM