André Vincent
@andrevincent.bsky.social
UK Comedian, Writer, Comedy Historian.
Department Q is brilliant, just miss the puppets!
June 7, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Department Q is brilliant, just miss the puppets!
Well I’ve finally climbed down. It’s gonna be interesting doing the Blue Moon Podcast with @davidmooney.co.uk from now on.
May 19, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Well I’ve finally climbed down. It’s gonna be interesting doing the Blue Moon Podcast with @davidmooney.co.uk from now on.
@davidmooney.co.uk good luck fella. I’m in Valencia watching it on a ship.
May 17, 2025 at 1:04 PM
@davidmooney.co.uk good luck fella. I’m in Valencia watching it on a ship.
Merry Christmas from a motel on the side of the M4. Ah, showbiz!
December 25, 2024 at 11:05 AM
Merry Christmas from a motel on the side of the M4. Ah, showbiz!
On a train in Wales, just passed some trad terraced houses with smoke flowing chimneys. London child a few seats along went “look Mummy they’re vaping”.
December 4, 2024 at 3:39 PM
On a train in Wales, just passed some trad terraced houses with smoke flowing chimneys. London child a few seats along went “look Mummy they’re vaping”.
Assisted dying: try doing a comedy set with a London accent in Liverpool.
November 30, 2024 at 10:04 AM
Assisted dying: try doing a comedy set with a London accent in Liverpool.
Forget the John Lewis Christmas ad for some clever cover of a top tune, this is my banger of the moment. Now that’s a mash-up!!
Mom & I Cover Creep By Radiohead (she is a classical Indian singer 🕉️)
YouTube video by Avie Sheck
youtu.be
November 29, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Forget the John Lewis Christmas ad for some clever cover of a top tune, this is my banger of the moment. Now that’s a mash-up!!
To all my North American friends, too busy for a Thanksgiving dinner, well lucky for you Papa Johns had it covered. Yum!
November 28, 2024 at 5:30 PM
To all my North American friends, too busy for a Thanksgiving dinner, well lucky for you Papa Johns had it covered. Yum!
Infinite monkeys + infinite time = complete works of Shakespeare
11 monkeys + 11 days = Mrs Browns Boys
1 monkey + 1 minute = this joke
11 monkeys + 11 days = Mrs Browns Boys
1 monkey + 1 minute = this joke
November 22, 2024 at 1:58 PM
Infinite monkeys + infinite time = complete works of Shakespeare
11 monkeys + 11 days = Mrs Browns Boys
1 monkey + 1 minute = this joke
11 monkeys + 11 days = Mrs Browns Boys
1 monkey + 1 minute = this joke
Well Yellowstone has jumped the hay barn.
November 20, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Well Yellowstone has jumped the hay barn.
I do hope the Westminster police were shouting at them “get off my land”.
November 19, 2024 at 7:06 PM
I do hope the Westminster police were shouting at them “get off my land”.
Can’t wait for “Cocaine Gladiator”!
November 18, 2024 at 12:43 PM
Can’t wait for “Cocaine Gladiator”!
I thought the “Lenny Henry’s Legends of Comedy” was a really great watch, thoroughly enjoyed it. But…there is a lot of brilliant funny before 1970. Why can’t researchers and producers dive into the archives and show old luminaries. Comedy drunks was mentioned, here’s one of the best…
Freddie Frinton - Dinner for One with May Warden
YouTube video by Mislaid Comedy Heroes
youtu.be
November 17, 2024 at 9:27 AM
I thought the “Lenny Henry’s Legends of Comedy” was a really great watch, thoroughly enjoyed it. But…there is a lot of brilliant funny before 1970. Why can’t researchers and producers dive into the archives and show old luminaries. Comedy drunks was mentioned, here’s one of the best…
Dear novelists, if you’re writing a trilogy and in the third book the first quarter is telling me what happened in the first two novels I want 25% of my money back.
And before you start going on about new readers, fuck ‘em, let them buy the first two books like the rest of us!
And before you start going on about new readers, fuck ‘em, let them buy the first two books like the rest of us!
November 16, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Dear novelists, if you’re writing a trilogy and in the third book the first quarter is telling me what happened in the first two novels I want 25% of my money back.
And before you start going on about new readers, fuck ‘em, let them buy the first two books like the rest of us!
And before you start going on about new readers, fuck ‘em, let them buy the first two books like the rest of us!
That’s Kim Jong Un looking forward to his usual 21 cum salute.
www.hindustantimes.com
November 16, 2024 at 11:05 AM
That’s Kim Jong Un looking forward to his usual 21 cum salute.
Some people are to cool for an invalid handle!!
Obama Kicks Door Open
YouTube video by Patriot News Organization
youtu.be
November 14, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Some people are to cool for an invalid handle!!
What does “invalid handle” mean? Has it already gone tits up…
November 14, 2024 at 3:29 PM
What does “invalid handle” mean? Has it already gone tits up…
Just got the barber to wax out the hairs in my ears. He went so deep I’m finding it hard to balance!
November 13, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Just got the barber to wax out the hairs in my ears. He went so deep I’m finding it hard to balance!
Easily one of the best bacon sandwiches I’ve ever eat eaten but every bite a voice in my head was shouting “£8.50”!!
November 13, 2024 at 12:48 PM
Easily one of the best bacon sandwiches I’ve ever eat eaten but every bite a voice in my head was shouting “£8.50”!!
Love an early morning train on the Elizabeth line from Heathrow. Angry commuters tutting at suitcases and backpacks. Who would think living near an airport would bring luggage!
November 11, 2024 at 8:51 AM
Love an early morning train on the Elizabeth line from Heathrow. Angry commuters tutting at suitcases and backpacks. Who would think living near an airport would bring luggage!
Well what night is it??
November 8, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Well what night is it??
So, here’s a re-cap
December 12, 2023 at 9:16 PM
So, here’s a re-cap
So tried posting on here of my 2 weeks around the Caribbean and have got back and seen that none of it went up, gutting. Don’t know if it was bad signal or the area doesn’t recognise Bluesky or vice versa.
December 12, 2023 at 9:11 PM
So tried posting on here of my 2 weeks around the Caribbean and have got back and seen that none of it went up, gutting. Don’t know if it was bad signal or the area doesn’t recognise Bluesky or vice versa.
This really is a moon over Miami.
November 27, 2023 at 11:14 PM
This really is a moon over Miami.
The Miami sunrise from hotel room. I was awake to see it thanks to jet-lag. The track in the front is that of a monorail, right next to my window, another reason I might be awake.
November 26, 2023 at 5:06 PM
The Miami sunrise from hotel room. I was awake to see it thanks to jet-lag. The track in the front is that of a monorail, right next to my window, another reason I might be awake.