Andre
@andreon2wheels.bsky.social
Thermostat monitor, proud dad, enthusiastic MTB & Road cyclist, appreciator of all things 4-legged, primarily dogs (esp. aussies)
Team defrost/feet 4 life
Team defrost/feet 4 life
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Andre
@andreon2wheels.bsky.social
· Feb 27
Teenage Bottlerocket - They Call Me Steve (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by riserecords
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Another day of shitty news, time to break out the Teenage Bottlerocket.
youtu.be/IqLAkjRyiJU?...
The chords will continue until morale improves
youtu.be/IqLAkjRyiJU?...
The chords will continue until morale improves
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
When it’s playtime, by god, IT’S PLAYTIME!
November 15, 2025 at 3:29 PM
When it’s playtime, by god, IT’S PLAYTIME!
Something stinks of dog, Jim, care to offer up any ideas why that may be?
November 15, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Something stinks of dog, Jim, care to offer up any ideas why that may be?
pretty sure the Duchess has become a Swifty in her dog-teen years
November 15, 2025 at 12:45 PM
pretty sure the Duchess has become a Swifty in her dog-teen years
We are about a fortnight from Donny Montana sitting at the resolute desk with a platter of coke, aren’t we?
November 15, 2025 at 11:59 AM
We are about a fortnight from Donny Montana sitting at the resolute desk with a platter of coke, aren’t we?
l have paved the road of my life with regrets, but clicking through Tom Cox’ threads is not one of them
THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent cattle I have met on walks.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
November 15, 2025 at 11:49 AM
l have paved the road of my life with regrets, but clicking through Tom Cox’ threads is not one of them
Dragging ass a bit this afternoon, this calls for some Shonen Knife
November 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Dragging ass a bit this afternoon, this calls for some Shonen Knife
You may be familiar with Neutral Milk Hotel, but have you ever heard Chaotic Milk Hotel?
November 14, 2025 at 8:23 PM
You may be familiar with Neutral Milk Hotel, but have you ever heard Chaotic Milk Hotel?
Actual* quote from the memoir
“Late at night when everything had calmed down, we would put our foreheads close and the gentle sussuration of the brain worms settling in for the night would lull me to sleep.”
*as I imagine it
“Late at night when everything had calmed down, we would put our foreheads close and the gentle sussuration of the brain worms settling in for the night would lull me to sleep.”
*as I imagine it
Oh, fucking gross.
what the actual fuck
November 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Actual* quote from the memoir
“Late at night when everything had calmed down, we would put our foreheads close and the gentle sussuration of the brain worms settling in for the night would lull me to sleep.”
*as I imagine it
“Late at night when everything had calmed down, we would put our foreheads close and the gentle sussuration of the brain worms settling in for the night would lull me to sleep.”
*as I imagine it
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I implore you to read the alt text, and then repeat for the whole thread
November 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I implore you to read the alt text, and then repeat for the whole thread
I’d love it to be something cool, but more often than not it would be Yakkity Sax
everyone should have a walkup song to their desk at work
November 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I’d love it to be something cool, but more often than not it would be Yakkity Sax
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When you leave in a car you’re thinking “what’s the fastest way to get there?”
When I leave on my bike I’m thinking “what’s the safest way to get there?”
We are not the same
When I leave on my bike I’m thinking “what’s the safest way to get there?”
We are not the same
November 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
When you leave in a car you’re thinking “what’s the fastest way to get there?”
When I leave on my bike I’m thinking “what’s the safest way to get there?”
We are not the same
When I leave on my bike I’m thinking “what’s the safest way to get there?”
We are not the same
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RE starbucks picket line--the relevant detail is "picket line, do not cross." Pass that along. Proclaiming that you are in no danger of doing so because you are too aesthetically pure to let Starbucks coffee pass your lips is...unhelpful and does not give the impression you perhaps imagine it does.
November 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
RE starbucks picket line--the relevant detail is "picket line, do not cross." Pass that along. Proclaiming that you are in no danger of doing so because you are too aesthetically pure to let Starbucks coffee pass your lips is...unhelpful and does not give the impression you perhaps imagine it does.
Interior design by Tony Montana
I guess they should rename "Home Depot" to "Home Despot" now.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/natashajokic1/trump-gold-oval-office-home-depot
https://www.buzzfeed.com/natashajokic1/trump-gold-oval-office-home-depot
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Interior design by Tony Montana
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I tried to make an effort with the alt text here, in terms of vital factual details and autobiographical shading...
THREAD. A collection of photos I have taken of scarecrows I have stumbled across during walks in the British countryside over the last fifteen years.
November 10, 2025 at 7:38 AM
I tried to make an effort with the alt text here, in terms of vital factual details and autobiographical shading...
I guess that’s one way to avoid the bad optics of tear-gassing people praying.
“Federal authorities told demonstrators Friday that there would be ‘no more prayer’ in front of or inside the Broadview ICE facility, in a move that mystified local leaders and raised legal questions.” blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/07/f...
Feds Tell Faith Leaders 'No More Prayer' Outside Broadview Facility
In a possible violation of the First Amendment, federal officials instructed demonstrators to stop holding religious gatherings outside the immigration processing facility in suburban Broadview after ...
blockclubchicago.org
November 9, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I guess that’s one way to avoid the bad optics of tear-gassing people praying.
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Daily snaps 11/6/25
youtu.be/kryXEYcW2a8
youtu.be/kryXEYcW2a8
Daily snaps 11/6/25
YouTube video by The Golden Ratio
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November 8, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Daily snaps 11/6/25
youtu.be/kryXEYcW2a8
youtu.be/kryXEYcW2a8
My dogs name is Ruby, but she also goes by Rhubarb, Ruru. Mono, Moobear, Rubear, Rubat, the Duchess, Bunny Butt, jackrabbit slim, the weasel, weasely-wease, and Duchess Rhubarb von Wiggle Bottom
November 8, 2025 at 6:01 AM
My dogs name is Ruby, but she also goes by Rhubarb, Ruru. Mono, Moobear, Rubear, Rubat, the Duchess, Bunny Butt, jackrabbit slim, the weasel, weasely-wease, and Duchess Rhubarb von Wiggle Bottom
It’s getting colder so I’m trying to grow my hair out for winter. We all have experienced that awkward “in between” stage of hair growth, but it was pretty low of my wife to look me in the eye and say “I think we need to get you a new nose hair trimmer”
November 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
It’s getting colder so I’m trying to grow my hair out for winter. We all have experienced that awkward “in between” stage of hair growth, but it was pretty low of my wife to look me in the eye and say “I think we need to get you a new nose hair trimmer”
In other words, unless ingested, a footlong from subway is harmless.
"The sandwich did not impede Officer Lairmore’s duties that night,” Sandwich Guy's lawyer argues. "A footlong from Subway could not and certainly did not inflict bodily harm.”
November 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
In other words, unless ingested, a footlong from subway is harmless.
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I don’t know for certain if my coworkers chicken salad has gone bad, but it is at least chaotic neutral judging by the smell
November 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I don’t know for certain if my coworkers chicken salad has gone bad, but it is at least chaotic neutral judging by the smell
I’m not sure how this is sooo wrong and sooo perfect at the same time, and yet…
November 1, 2025 at 10:39 AM
I’m not sure how this is sooo wrong and sooo perfect at the same time, and yet…
The best part about being a tree hugging empathetic lefty is knowing the conservatives have to spend time with each other and I don’t.
November 1, 2025 at 10:35 AM
The best part about being a tree hugging empathetic lefty is knowing the conservatives have to spend time with each other and I don’t.