Andre
@andreon2wheels.bsky.social
Thermostat monitor, proud dad, enthusiastic MTB & Road cyclist, appreciator of all things 4-legged, primarily dogs (esp. aussies)
Consumer of leftovers
Team defrost/feet 4 life
Consumer of leftovers
Team defrost/feet 4 life
Pinned
a man in a plaid shirt is looking at a woman in a red dress
Alt: a man in a plaid shirt is looking at a woman in a red dress
media.tenor.com
I was struck that the Trump Doctrine is just a continuous refrain of “guy checking out other girl” meme consisting of the last two people that talked to him.
Found one at the flea market I could send to him.
January 17, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Found one at the flea market I could send to him.
I did a shuffle play of all my liked songs and it was a wild rollercoaster ride of genres.
January 17, 2026 at 9:02 PM
I did a shuffle play of all my liked songs and it was a wild rollercoaster ride of genres.
That is super cool looking, but I am such a weight weenie that I’d worry about those extra grams…before and after a chow down on a double cheeseburger.
January 17, 2026 at 7:01 PM
That is super cool looking, but I am such a weight weenie that I’d worry about those extra grams…before and after a chow down on a double cheeseburger.
Blink 182 was my guilty pleasure when they first dropped. Now that I’m older, I’ve moved so far beyond shitting on pop punk (or any genre) but damn they were so catchy
January 17, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Blink 182 was my guilty pleasure when they first dropped. Now that I’m older, I’ve moved so far beyond shitting on pop punk (or any genre) but damn they were so catchy
At least we haven’t gone down the 3rd amendment violation path.
Yet
Yet
January 17, 2026 at 4:44 PM
At least we haven’t gone down the 3rd amendment violation path.
Yet
Yet
Why not both dot gif
January 17, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Why not both dot gif
Maxie channeling her inner Atuin
January 17, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Maxie channeling her inner Atuin
If they aren’t in favor of equal rights for everyone or, worse, willing to sacrifice a small group for political advantage, they’re just a face eating leopard in a different spotted coat
January 17, 2026 at 2:01 PM
If they aren’t in favor of equal rights for everyone or, worse, willing to sacrifice a small group for political advantage, they’re just a face eating leopard in a different spotted coat
Paint me like one of your French poodles
January 17, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Paint me like one of your French poodles
Reposted by Andre
LLMs are spam generators. That is all.
They're designed to generate plausibly human-like text well enough to pass a generic Turing Test. That's why people believe they're "intelligent".
But really, all they are is spam generators.
We have hit the spamularity.
They're designed to generate plausibly human-like text well enough to pass a generic Turing Test. That's why people believe they're "intelligent".
But really, all they are is spam generators.
We have hit the spamularity.
January 16, 2026 at 7:23 PM
LLMs are spam generators. That is all.
They're designed to generate plausibly human-like text well enough to pass a generic Turing Test. That's why people believe they're "intelligent".
But really, all they are is spam generators.
We have hit the spamularity.
They're designed to generate plausibly human-like text well enough to pass a generic Turing Test. That's why people believe they're "intelligent".
But really, all they are is spam generators.
We have hit the spamularity.
Breaking news: unnamed source says this is not true
January 16, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Breaking news: unnamed source says this is not true
I was struck that the Trump Doctrine is just a continuous refrain of “guy checking out other girl” meme consisting of the last two people that talked to him.
a man in a plaid shirt is looking at a woman in a red dress
Alt: a man in a plaid shirt is looking at a woman in a red dress
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2026 at 2:12 PM
I was struck that the Trump Doctrine is just a continuous refrain of “guy checking out other girl” meme consisting of the last two people that talked to him.
I can hear the modem screaming in the other room
January 16, 2026 at 11:13 AM
I can hear the modem screaming in the other room
I like that there is dessert if you eat all of your meat and veggies
January 16, 2026 at 10:29 AM
I like that there is dessert if you eat all of your meat and veggies
Reposted by Andre
Gavin Newsom is a slick-talking rich transphobic cop-loving dishonest opportunist. He takes his marching orders from billionaires.
Newsom is a phony. I think most Americans can see right through him.
I don't think he stands a chance in the general. He's Joe Lieberman with better hair.
Newsom is a phony. I think most Americans can see right through him.
I don't think he stands a chance in the general. He's Joe Lieberman with better hair.
January 16, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Gavin Newsom is a slick-talking rich transphobic cop-loving dishonest opportunist. He takes his marching orders from billionaires.
Newsom is a phony. I think most Americans can see right through him.
I don't think he stands a chance in the general. He's Joe Lieberman with better hair.
Newsom is a phony. I think most Americans can see right through him.
I don't think he stands a chance in the general. He's Joe Lieberman with better hair.
I really appreciate that he has no values that he is willing to stand behind. Nothing draws my support like bending in whatever way the political winds are blowing from minute to minute
January 16, 2026 at 9:55 AM
I really appreciate that he has no values that he is willing to stand behind. Nothing draws my support like bending in whatever way the political winds are blowing from minute to minute
I don’t know what the venn diagram for people listening to dream, indie, punk, watching MTB videos and people into products heavily featuring “tactical”, but youtube is pretty sure I’m in the extremely small area of overlap.
January 16, 2026 at 9:52 AM
I don’t know what the venn diagram for people listening to dream, indie, punk, watching MTB videos and people into products heavily featuring “tactical”, but youtube is pretty sure I’m in the extremely small area of overlap.
Reposted by Andre
THREAD.
A collection of photos I have taken of excellent cats I have met on walks.
You will find the captions to the photos in the alt text.
A collection of photos I have taken of excellent cats I have met on walks.
You will find the captions to the photos in the alt text.
December 12, 2025 at 10:25 AM
THREAD.
A collection of photos I have taken of excellent cats I have met on walks.
You will find the captions to the photos in the alt text.
A collection of photos I have taken of excellent cats I have met on walks.
You will find the captions to the photos in the alt text.
Reposted by Andre
watch and listen to the whole damn thing
pulling this reflection on white silence/fear over here, too:
January 16, 2026 at 2:26 AM
watch and listen to the whole damn thing
If they were smarter they would have learned the lessons of Stalingrad from their ideological forefathers
January 16, 2026 at 1:10 AM
If they were smarter they would have learned the lessons of Stalingrad from their ideological forefathers
My wife says they are “brass tacks”, they say what they mean and move on. Makes things a lot easier when you know where you stand
January 16, 2026 at 1:07 AM
My wife says they are “brass tacks”, they say what they mean and move on. Makes things a lot easier when you know where you stand
The “comfy reading chair hierarchy”:
1) my wife
1b) the duchess, Ruby
n+1) me
As it should be
1) my wife
1b) the duchess, Ruby
n+1) me
As it should be
January 16, 2026 at 12:30 AM
The “comfy reading chair hierarchy”:
1) my wife
1b) the duchess, Ruby
n+1) me
As it should be
1) my wife
1b) the duchess, Ruby
n+1) me
As it should be
I bounced around a ton, mostly in the south, and it was a bit of a culture shock. One thing I’ll say about New England is that people are usually nice. Not polite, but genuinely nice. Back home, people will screw you over, but say please and thank you while doing it.
January 16, 2026 at 12:28 AM
I bounced around a ton, mostly in the south, and it was a bit of a culture shock. One thing I’ll say about New England is that people are usually nice. Not polite, but genuinely nice. Back home, people will screw you over, but say please and thank you while doing it.
Yelp, eh? I prefer the tried and true “asking some random guy at the bar” approach to all life decisions.
January 16, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Yelp, eh? I prefer the tried and true “asking some random guy at the bar” approach to all life decisions.
SWF, 19, looking for a man that likes to dress up in his paintball gear. Neckbeards a must, personal hygiene optional
January 16, 2026 at 12:15 AM
SWF, 19, looking for a man that likes to dress up in his paintball gear. Neckbeards a must, personal hygiene optional