✨tequila mockingbird 🧿
@andreitaa.bsky.social
Meme queen. Avid reader. Wannabe writer. Self proclaimed hot nerd. Tequila enthusiast. Cat & dog servant.
911 dispatcher (all opinions are my own).
Part time gremlin, full time silly goose.
I like the wine, not the label 😌🏳️🌈♏️
911 dispatcher (all opinions are my own).
Part time gremlin, full time silly goose.
I like the wine, not the label 😌🏳️🌈♏️
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Live every day like it’s a baja blast because it could be your baja last
Law
Yelling “TITTAYS” whenever your titas spill out >>>>>
December 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Law
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Yelling “TITTAYS” whenever your titas spill out >>>>>
December 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Yelling “TITTAYS” whenever your titas spill out >>>>>
Anxious for my eye appointment like I don’t already wear glasses daily 😂
December 9, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Anxious for my eye appointment like I don’t already wear glasses daily 😂
You ever looked at someone and thought, “they bit people as a child?”
December 9, 2025 at 12:47 PM
You ever looked at someone and thought, “they bit people as a child?”
Yeahhhhh I’m definitely queer af 🌈
This is a nice setup. I like the way the drapes are hanging.
December 9, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Yeahhhhh I’m definitely queer af 🌈
I am a lover ✨and✨ a hater. Dual citizenship
December 6, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I am a lover ✨and✨ a hater. Dual citizenship
Girls just wanna have…rights 🥲
December 5, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Girls just wanna have…rights 🥲
Poe says to rest and take care of yourself
December 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Poe says to rest and take care of yourself
Tonight’s full moon is a Cold Moon. It’s the last full moon of the year and big “pause and breathe” energy 🧵⤵️
December 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Tonight’s full moon is a Cold Moon. It’s the last full moon of the year and big “pause and breathe” energy 🧵⤵️
milotic fssssss
December 4, 2025 at 1:13 PM
milotic fssssss
If you see someone moving a little slower this season, be gentle.
Grief gets heavier in December
Grief gets heavier in December
December 4, 2025 at 11:20 AM
If you see someone moving a little slower this season, be gentle.
Grief gets heavier in December
Grief gets heavier in December
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I just wanna go home and play hello kitty
December 4, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I just wanna go home and play hello kitty
I have never once looked at my Spotify wrapped and thought it made sense
December 4, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I have never once looked at my Spotify wrapped and thought it made sense
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Eugenics is what got Black & brown women forcibly sterilized. Eugenics is what got disabled babies murdered. Eugenics is what got girl babies murdered. Eugenics is what got planned parenthood on every hood corner. Eugenics is NOT sometimes good, it is a white man invention & doesn't need advocates.
December 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Eugenics is what got Black & brown women forcibly sterilized. Eugenics is what got disabled babies murdered. Eugenics is what got girl babies murdered. Eugenics is what got planned parenthood on every hood corner. Eugenics is NOT sometimes good, it is a white man invention & doesn't need advocates.
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You couldn't pay me to be alone in a room with Orlando Brown. He seems like he'd just bite you out of the blue.
December 4, 2025 at 5:48 AM
You couldn't pay me to be alone in a room with Orlando Brown. He seems like he'd just bite you out of the blue.
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Everyone shut up Tobi has something to say.
December 4, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Everyone shut up Tobi has something to say.
I really want to try fufu
December 4, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I really want to try fufu
Justice for my girl
December 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Justice for my girl
Pray for your caramel skinned friends. Nothing is actually wrong, we’re just losing our tans 🥲
December 3, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Pray for your caramel skinned friends. Nothing is actually wrong, we’re just losing our tans 🥲
The male gaze Olympics sound exhausting.
Please take note that so long as men define their masculinity relative to other men,they will fail at attracting women.
“Alpha” men are the head of a pack of MEN. That obsession with the male gaze does not appeal to many (if not most) women.
Maybe being alpha was important two thousand years ago
“Alpha” men are the head of a pack of MEN. That obsession with the male gaze does not appeal to many (if not most) women.
Maybe being alpha was important two thousand years ago
December 3, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The male gaze Olympics sound exhausting.
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if you call my dog ugly bc you don’t like her breed just know i have a particular set of skills.
December 3, 2025 at 11:34 AM
if you call my dog ugly bc you don’t like her breed just know i have a particular set of skills.
Stupid? That’s the best they’ve got?
White House responds to ‘stupid’ Sabrina Carpenter for calling out ICE video
White House responds to 'stupid' Sabrina Carpenter for calling out ICE video
The White House has responded to Sabrina Carpenter's criticism of an ICE deportation video which overlaid her 2024 single "Juno".
www.thepinknews.com
December 3, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Stupid? That’s the best they’ve got?