✨tequila mockingbird 🧿
@andreitaa.bsky.social
Meme queen. Avid reader. Wannabe writer. Self proclaimed hot nerd. Tequila enthusiast. Cat & dog servant.
911 dispatcher (all opinions are my own).
Part time gremlin, full time silly goose.
I like the wine, not the label 😌🏳️🌈♏️
911 dispatcher (all opinions are my own).
Part time gremlin, full time silly goose.
I like the wine, not the label 😌🏳️🌈♏️
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Live every day like it’s a baja blast because it could be your baja last
Funny how ICE hasn’t stopped crime. It’s almost like they’re undertrained and not law enforcement at all
February 10, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Funny how ICE hasn’t stopped crime. It’s almost like they’re undertrained and not law enforcement at all
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It’s so weird how ICE hasn’t stopped crime.
February 9, 2026 at 11:18 AM
It’s so weird how ICE hasn’t stopped crime.
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Apparently these ICE agents are being stiffed on their supposed huge pay checks. Hope it is true!!! 😂😂😂
February 9, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Apparently these ICE agents are being stiffed on their supposed huge pay checks. Hope it is true!!! 😂😂😂
Wild how calm boundaries upset people who benefited from you not having any
February 10, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Wild how calm boundaries upset people who benefited from you not having any
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Pokémon #SuperBowl commercial to celebrate the franchise’s 30th anniversary:
February 9, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Pokémon #SuperBowl commercial to celebrate the franchise’s 30th anniversary:
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Ocasio gang rise up 🙌🏽🇵🇷
February 9, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Ocasio gang rise up 🙌🏽🇵🇷
BENITO KILLED IT
February 9, 2026 at 1:37 AM
BENITO KILLED IT
Bad Bunny won the Superbowl
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Bad Bunny won the Superbowl
I love spraying a little perfume on before I go to bed, it feels so luxurious
February 6, 2026 at 6:23 PM
I love spraying a little perfume on before I go to bed, it feels so luxurious
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How could we forget. We used to get real news from a reliable source
February 6, 2026 at 5:34 PM
How could we forget. We used to get real news from a reliable source
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My biggest red flag is that I have a frog named Meatball
February 6, 2026 at 4:44 AM
My biggest red flag is that I have a frog named Meatball
Imagine I made a required reading list to date me? I’d be even more single lol
February 6, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Imagine I made a required reading list to date me? I’d be even more single lol
“I don’t read…”
Okay, cool? I do?
Okay, cool? I do?
Being mad cos a woman is an avid reader is crazy. 😭
February 6, 2026 at 4:38 AM
“I don’t read…”
Okay, cool? I do?
Okay, cool? I do?
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I love going down rabbit holes about fascinating things. I just love learning shit.
February 5, 2026 at 4:26 AM
I love going down rabbit holes about fascinating things. I just love learning shit.
I hate texting over Snapchat
February 5, 2026 at 7:27 PM
I hate texting over Snapchat
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Ian Austin, an Army veteran, was arrested for protesting ICE in Minneapolis. But he’s continued protesting. Senior reporter @julialurie.bsky.social spoke to him.
“When they say, ‘Why would you be out here?’ How the fuck could I not be out here?” he says. “My nation is under attack."
“When they say, ‘Why would you be out here?’ How the fuck could I not be out here?” he says. “My nation is under attack."
January 27, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Ian Austin, an Army veteran, was arrested for protesting ICE in Minneapolis. But he’s continued protesting. Senior reporter @julialurie.bsky.social spoke to him.
“When they say, ‘Why would you be out here?’ How the fuck could I not be out here?” he says. “My nation is under attack."
“When they say, ‘Why would you be out here?’ How the fuck could I not be out here?” he says. “My nation is under attack."
Do not let them gaslight you into believing you didn’t just watch a murder
January 25, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Do not let them gaslight you into believing you didn’t just watch a murder
Princess is going to take a bath so I put a towel in the dryer so it’s warm after. It’s me, I’m princess 😝 💅🏽
January 25, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Princess is going to take a bath so I put a towel in the dryer so it’s warm after. It’s me, I’m princess 😝 💅🏽
If you’re quiet about Renee Good and Alex Pretti but were loud about Charlie Kirk—I see you. We all see you.
January 25, 2026 at 12:36 AM
If you’re quiet about Renee Good and Alex Pretti but were loud about Charlie Kirk—I see you. We all see you.
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I can’t even properly word how disgusted, sick, and upset I am right now
January 25, 2026 at 12:13 AM
I can’t even properly word how disgusted, sick, and upset I am right now