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When leaders say things that are ridiculous but that we are expected to take seriously, taking that which is serious and making it ridiculous becomes an act of defiance.
Q: Why did the lumberjack cut down the wrong tree?
A: It was an axe-ident.
A: It was an axe-ident.
January 22, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Q: Why did the lumberjack cut down the wrong tree?
A: It was an axe-ident.
A: It was an axe-ident.
Q: What do you call a can of Jell-O?
A: Gelatin.
A: Gelatin.
January 20, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Q: What do you call a can of Jell-O?
A: Gelatin.
A: Gelatin.
Q: What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a duck?
A: A nut-quacker!
A: A nut-quacker!
January 20, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Q: What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a duck?
A: A nut-quacker!
A: A nut-quacker!
Q: Why are owls so popular at parties?
A: Because they're a hoot!
A: Because they're a hoot!
January 20, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Q: Why are owls so popular at parties?
A: Because they're a hoot!
A: Because they're a hoot!
Q: What is the wealthiest bird?
A: An ost-rich.
A: An ost-rich.
January 20, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Q: What is the wealthiest bird?
A: An ost-rich.
A: An ost-rich.
Q: What do cats put in their iced tea?
A: Mice cubes.
A: Mice cubes.
January 13, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Q: What do cats put in their iced tea?
A: Mice cubes.
A: Mice cubes.
Q: What goes tick, tick, woof, woof?
A: A watchdog.
A: A watchdog.
January 12, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Q: What goes tick, tick, woof, woof?
A: A watchdog.
A: A watchdog.
Q: What do snowmen eat for lunch?
A: Brrrr-itos.
A: Brrrr-itos.
January 12, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Q: What do snowmen eat for lunch?
A: Brrrr-itos.
A: Brrrr-itos.
Q: How do you know if there's a polar bear in your refrigerator?
A: It won't close.
A: It won't close.
January 12, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Q: How do you know if there's a polar bear in your refrigerator?
A: It won't close.
A: It won't close.
Q: What do you call a snowman who vacations in Florida?
A: A puddle.
A: A puddle.
January 12, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Q: What do you call a snowman who vacations in Florida?
A: A puddle.
A: A puddle.
Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
A: Ten tickles.
A: Ten tickles.
December 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
A: Ten tickles.
A: Ten tickles.
Scientists recently combined the DNA of a cheetah and a crab.
Things went sideways real fast.
Things went sideways real fast.
December 23, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Scientists recently combined the DNA of a cheetah and a crab.
Things went sideways real fast.
Things went sideways real fast.
Ladies, if your guy asks for matador equipment for Christmas-
It’s a big red flag.
It’s a big red flag.
December 21, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Ladies, if your guy asks for matador equipment for Christmas-
It’s a big red flag.
It’s a big red flag.
Q: Why did the police arrest the beaver?
A: They had damming evidence against him.
A: They had damming evidence against him.
December 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Q: Why did the police arrest the beaver?
A: They had damming evidence against him.
A: They had damming evidence against him.
Q: What do you call a pen when it stops rolling?
A: Stationary.
A: Stationary.
December 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Q: What do you call a pen when it stops rolling?
A: Stationary.
A: Stationary.
Q: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
A: You look for fresh prints.
A: You look for fresh prints.
December 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Q: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
A: You look for fresh prints.
A: You look for fresh prints.
All the online guides I read said not to use the standard pick up lines.
So I asked her, "Did it hurt when you clawed your way out of Hell?"
So I asked her, "Did it hurt when you clawed your way out of Hell?"
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
All the online guides I read said not to use the standard pick up lines.
So I asked her, "Did it hurt when you clawed your way out of Hell?"
So I asked her, "Did it hurt when you clawed your way out of Hell?"
I finally quit my job at the candy store.
So long suckers!!
So long suckers!!
November 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I finally quit my job at the candy store.
So long suckers!!
So long suckers!!
Q: What do you call a parrot that can't fly?
A: A walkie-talkie.
A: A walkie-talkie.
November 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Q: What do you call a parrot that can't fly?
A: A walkie-talkie.
A: A walkie-talkie.
I started doing lunges every day to improve my flexibility.
It's been a big step forward for me.
It's been a big step forward for me.
November 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I started doing lunges every day to improve my flexibility.
It's been a big step forward for me.
It's been a big step forward for me.
Did you hear about the troupe of mimes who were arrested?
They committed unspeakable acts.
They committed unspeakable acts.
November 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Did you hear about the troupe of mimes who were arrested?
They committed unspeakable acts.
They committed unspeakable acts.
My friend keeps telling me about how he can print a gun with his 3-D printer, but I'm not impressed.
I've had a Canon printer for years.
I've had a Canon printer for years.
November 4, 2025 at 1:46 PM
My friend keeps telling me about how he can print a gun with his 3-D printer, but I'm not impressed.
I've had a Canon printer for years.
I've had a Canon printer for years.
I don't want to brag, but I made six figures last year.
Then I got fired from my job at the toy factory.
Then I got fired from my job at the toy factory.
October 28, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I don't want to brag, but I made six figures last year.
Then I got fired from my job at the toy factory.
Then I got fired from my job at the toy factory.
I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen.
I can feel it!
I can feel it!
October 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen.
I can feel it!
I can feel it!
Q: What do you call a four-foot-tall psychic who has escaped from jail?
A: A small medium at large.
A: A small medium at large.
October 7, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Q: What do you call a four-foot-tall psychic who has escaped from jail?
A: A small medium at large.
A: A small medium at large.