As I try to embrace slow fashion and making my own clothes, I have found two things to be true:

1. Relaxing at the end of the day with a sweater I am knitting is one of the most wonderful experiences.

2. The most stressful thing is playing yarn chicken. And being pretty sure you've lost
#Knitting

The only downside to Travis Kelce winning today is so would Harrison Butker

New skill acquired in my attempts to survive late stage capitalism: Beginners crochet.

Current uses include manufacture of plastic-free shopping bags, summer clothing, and rapid gift development for holidaya/birthdays.

Potential apocalyptic uses include fishing nets and Retiarius style combat.

I am going to finish this sweater tonight or die trying. #YarnIsEscapismAndImEnteringAFiberArtsFugueState

75% of a knitting project is getting excited to see how it's all coming together, imagining yourself wearing it, smiling at the details. The last 25% is wanting to finish the damn thing so you can start on the next one that's more exciting.

I knit like Leonardo DiCaprio dates.

While watching Whitney Houston's production of Cinderella with Bethanie:

A: "I used to think this song was the most romantic song of all time."

B: "Until you heard Cardi B?"

#TenMinutesAgoIMetYou #AndWeTalkingWapWapWap #MacaroniInAPot #AndIMayNeverComeDownToEarthAgain

I want to bury my head in the sand today. Maybe it's just remembering how I kept my head down during Don't Ask Don't Tell. Pretending I wasnt who I am in Christian school. I feel guilty that I want to hide. But I very much want to hide.

So far bluesky isn't cluttered up with fake ai recipes and reposted r/AITA threads disguised as some kind of news story, so I'm pretty psyched.

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