Andersen Prunty
@andersenprunty.bsky.social
Writer. Editor. Sleaze enthusiast.
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At this point, if the earth's atmosphere was just a membranous solar panel, we'd all be better off, right?
November 19, 2025 at 5:38 AM
At this point, if the earth's atmosphere was just a membranous solar panel, we'd all be better off, right?
The Exhausted Tech Executive is the new Death of a Salesman.
November 19, 2025 at 5:13 AM
The Exhausted Tech Executive is the new Death of a Salesman.
Soberly stumbling drunkenly through capitalism.
November 14, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Soberly stumbling drunkenly through capitalism.
Every Friday around midnight, I post a story on my site. notandersenprunty.com/2023/05/05/o...
#absurdism #freefiction
#absurdism #freefiction
Office Party
I’d forgotten all about it until I see the text from Robin: office party No exclamation point. No emoji. Not even a period. Absolutely no caps. I load my car up with trashy girls from the neighborh…
notandersenprunty.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Every Friday around midnight, I post a story on my site. notandersenprunty.com/2023/05/05/o...
#absurdism #freefiction
#absurdism #freefiction
Every 24 hours or so, I ask AI to make my books more relevant.
November 7, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Every 24 hours or so, I ask AI to make my books more relevant.
"Look at you out there turning all of your skin tags into clits."
#wishfulthinking #coveredinskintags #reallylikeafuckinganemonecreature
#wishfulthinking #coveredinskintags #reallylikeafuckinganemonecreature
November 6, 2025 at 6:21 AM
"Look at you out there turning all of your skin tags into clits."
#wishfulthinking #coveredinskintags #reallylikeafuckinganemonecreature
#wishfulthinking #coveredinskintags #reallylikeafuckinganemonecreature
I could stay here forever
October 31, 2025 at 7:42 AM
I could stay here forever
A mausoleum of QR codes
October 31, 2025 at 7:41 AM
A mausoleum of QR codes
What does it mean when you type "Let's" to begin a text and the first suggestion is "fail"? I think I'm doomed.
October 23, 2025 at 4:29 AM
What does it mean when you type "Let's" to begin a text and the first suggestion is "fail"? I think I'm doomed.
That was a real low-energy Little Free Library.
September 19, 2025 at 4:46 AM
That was a real low-energy Little Free Library.
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My first award with the story that won!
September 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
My first award with the story that won!
Wow. Can't wait until having an imagination is declared a mental illness.
September 9, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Wow. Can't wait until having an imagination is declared a mental illness.
Paid influencers will always buy the quiet places.
September 6, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Paid influencers will always buy the quiet places.
I like to think of my body as a rubber band surrounded by pudding.
September 5, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I like to think of my body as a rubber band surrounded by pudding.
A voyeur is really just a domestic astronomer.
August 6, 2025 at 4:45 AM
A voyeur is really just a domestic astronomer.
Cringe is the new satire.
July 30, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Cringe is the new satire.
I only wear Natural Death leather.
July 29, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I only wear Natural Death leather.
Citric acid is doing a lot of heavy lifting.
July 28, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Citric acid is doing a lot of heavy lifting.
The toilet seat is highly defective.
July 22, 2025 at 4:50 AM
The toilet seat is highly defective.
Reposted by Andersen Prunty
Happy Publication Day!
Cat is out of the bag. We're releasing our next publication early. Grab a copy of DRIVE-THRU OF THE DEAD by Bryan Smith now!
a.co/d/aqrYCiP
Cat is out of the bag. We're releasing our next publication early. Grab a copy of DRIVE-THRU OF THE DEAD by Bryan Smith now!
a.co/d/aqrYCiP
July 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Happy Publication Day!
Cat is out of the bag. We're releasing our next publication early. Grab a copy of DRIVE-THRU OF THE DEAD by Bryan Smith now!
a.co/d/aqrYCiP
Cat is out of the bag. We're releasing our next publication early. Grab a copy of DRIVE-THRU OF THE DEAD by Bryan Smith now!
a.co/d/aqrYCiP
We all just need to work on our core in the laziest way possible.
June 24, 2025 at 4:37 AM
We all just need to work on our core in the laziest way possible.
Home of the Dinner Log!
June 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Home of the Dinner Log!