Analog_Hotdog
analoghotdog.bsky.social
Analog_Hotdog
@analoghotdog.bsky.social
I am here
damn I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re the transatlantic accent personified?
October 20, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Bryce Dallas Coward
October 5, 2025 at 11:49 PM
It’s wild that everything awful happening right now in America can be traced back to a group dudes getting mad that someone tried to give the Ghostbusters big fucking milkers
September 20, 2025 at 3:38 AM
@hillaryclinton.bsky.social it’s my cat’s birthday today
September 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
damn this is cold blooded
September 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
when you get an MRI the doctors will tell you it feels like you’re peeing but your not. jokes on you doc I have chosen this exact moment to voluntarily piss myself
September 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I don’t understand how anyone can go to a shooting range. They’re so loud. Even with expensive earplugs in I still can hear every gun screaming “grab me grab me end your pain”
September 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
🎶I fly like paper
get high like planes
when they catch me at the border
I can show them racist memes🎶
September 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
A board game where you have to get through college as a bisexual without pissing off your conservative parents so much that they stop paying for your tuition called Don’t Woke Daddy
June 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
squatting on this incase one day my dingle coin goes to $0.0005 and I need to make a social media presence for my yacht
May 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM