Rabbi Liza Analli 🔺️
@analgoddess770.bsky.social
Purple witch & artisan faggotry in Barcelona.
Occasionally discriminating against straights just for being straights.
Tennis is gay & Novak Djokovic is my husband.
Occasionally discriminating against straights just for being straights.
Tennis is gay & Novak Djokovic is my husband.
Breaking the law is fun
November 19, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Breaking the law is fun
Sam Altman is a real life version of Tom Ripley without the sex appeal
November 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Sam Altman is a real life version of Tom Ripley without the sex appeal
Me tonight
a man wearing glasses is making a funny face with his hands in the air and the words `` fabulous fabulous fabulous '' .
ALT: a man wearing glasses is making a funny face with his hands in the air and the words `` fabulous fabulous fabulous '' .
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November 18, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Me tonight
Ah, yes. This.
Yesterday I made a decision about something I've been considering for over 20 years. It feels amazing to suddenly have a sense of clarity. The journey I'm about to begin is not something I can predict where will it take me but it will probably be good at the end. Exciting times ahead I guess...
November 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Ah, yes. This.
You did good. Now wish me something nice or fuck off
November 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
You did good. Now wish me something nice or fuck off
I'm nervous but forcing myself to participate in the weather small talk with the taxi driver
a woman in a hijab is singing in front of a body of water with the words " allahu akbar " above her
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November 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I'm nervous but forcing myself to participate in the weather small talk with the taxi driver
Stan Lee is not dead
November 18, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Stan Lee is not dead
Socialists?
November 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Socialists?
You did okay. Not amazing but OK. Now to the 2nd and more crucial part of the day
I need all of you to cross some fingers and toes for me tomorrow
November 18, 2025 at 1:02 PM
You did okay. Not amazing but OK. Now to the 2nd and more crucial part of the day
I need all of you to cross some fingers and toes for me tomorrow
November 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I need all of you to cross some fingers and toes for me tomorrow
Expected and well deserved, Jannik
November 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Expected and well deserved, Jannik
In Barcelona's metro there is an announcement over the speaker saying that if you are feeling bad, please leave the train and seek help. Train must go on.
Unpopular opinion: no stopping for sick spectators during tennis matches. You came to a tennis match and fainted? Sorry, show must go on!
November 16, 2025 at 5:41 PM
In Barcelona's metro there is an announcement over the speaker saying that if you are feeling bad, please leave the train and seek help. Train must go on.
No underdog so I hope that Sinner and Alcaraz will make it epic 🎾
November 16, 2025 at 5:11 PM
No underdog so I hope that Sinner and Alcaraz will make it epic 🎾
וְיִהְיוּ רַחֲמֶיךָ מִתְגּוֹלְלִים עַל עַם קָדְשֶׁךָ
לְהַשְׁקוֹת צְמֵאֵי חַסְדֶּךָ מִנָּהָר הַיּוֹצֵא מֵעֵדֶן
לְעַטֵּר אֶת יִשְׂרָאֵל בְּתִפְאֶרֶת הַמְפָאֲרִים אוֹתְךָ עַל יְדֵי שַׁבַּת קָדְשֶׁךָ
כָּל שִׁשָּׁה יָמִים לְהַנְחִילָם נַחֲלַת יַעֲקֹב בְּחִירֶךָ
יָהּ אֶכְסֹף נֹעַם שַׁבָּת
הַמַּתְאֶמֶּת וּמִתְאַחֶדֶת בִּסְגֻלָּתֶךָ
לְהַשְׁקוֹת צְמֵאֵי חַסְדֶּךָ מִנָּהָר הַיּוֹצֵא מֵעֵדֶן
לְעַטֵּר אֶת יִשְׂרָאֵל בְּתִפְאֶרֶת הַמְפָאֲרִים אוֹתְךָ עַל יְדֵי שַׁבַּת קָדְשֶׁךָ
כָּל שִׁשָּׁה יָמִים לְהַנְחִילָם נַחֲלַת יַעֲקֹב בְּחִירֶךָ
יָהּ אֶכְסֹף נֹעַם שַׁבָּת
הַמַּתְאֶמֶּת וּמִתְאַחֶדֶת בִּסְגֻלָּתֶךָ
November 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
וְיִהְיוּ רַחֲמֶיךָ מִתְגּוֹלְלִים עַל עַם קָדְשֶׁךָ
לְהַשְׁקוֹת צְמֵאֵי חַסְדֶּךָ מִנָּהָר הַיּוֹצֵא מֵעֵדֶן
לְעַטֵּר אֶת יִשְׂרָאֵל בְּתִפְאֶרֶת הַמְפָאֲרִים אוֹתְךָ עַל יְדֵי שַׁבַּת קָדְשֶׁךָ
כָּל שִׁשָּׁה יָמִים לְהַנְחִילָם נַחֲלַת יַעֲקֹב בְּחִירֶךָ
יָהּ אֶכְסֹף נֹעַם שַׁבָּת
הַמַּתְאֶמֶּת וּמִתְאַחֶדֶת בִּסְגֻלָּתֶךָ
לְהַשְׁקוֹת צְמֵאֵי חַסְדֶּךָ מִנָּהָר הַיּוֹצֵא מֵעֵדֶן
לְעַטֵּר אֶת יִשְׂרָאֵל בְּתִפְאֶרֶת הַמְפָאֲרִים אוֹתְךָ עַל יְדֵי שַׁבַּת קָדְשֶׁךָ
כָּל שִׁשָּׁה יָמִים לְהַנְחִילָם נַחֲלַת יַעֲקֹב בְּחִירֶךָ
יָהּ אֶכְסֹף נֹעַם שַׁבָּת
הַמַּתְאֶמֶּת וּמִתְאַחֶדֶת בִּסְגֻלָּתֶךָ
I need to know what happened between the end of #pluribus 2nd episode to her flight home. I thought she joined the others. Did she just went to pick Zosia? How Koumba reacted?
November 14, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I need to know what happened between the end of #pluribus 2nd episode to her flight home. I thought she joined the others. Did she just went to pick Zosia? How Koumba reacted?
Someone took this picture of me few months ago without me noticing and I kinda like it
November 14, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Someone took this picture of me few months ago without me noticing and I kinda like it
In my previous workplace there was someone cooking fish burgers in the toaster oven 😭
So apparently my company can't remove the guy cooking his beets and tuna in the air fryer. People have picked up and moved their desks because of it. One guy said he was at his desk seasoning chicken breasts.
People are livid.
People are livid.
November 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
In my previous workplace there was someone cooking fish burgers in the toaster oven 😭
Wow. What a point. What a game
November 13, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Wow. What a point. What a game
Let the underdog be the dog
a man in a purple shirt is holding a tennis racquet in front of a rolex sign
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November 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Let the underdog be the dog
A twink or a bear in the woods?
November 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
A twink or a bear in the woods?
Lasered my face for the 1st time
November 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Lasered my face for the 1st time
Do you remember the day u got married? I only remembered the month and year so got a weird facial response from someone here
November 13, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Do you remember the day u got married? I only remembered the month and year so got a weird facial response from someone here
Trying to fall asleep with the new brahms 1 by kirill petranko is a choice 🤔
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November 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Trying to fall asleep with the new brahms 1 by kirill petranko is a choice 🤔
Nole's interview by Piers Morgan is fascinating
November 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Nole's interview by Piers Morgan is fascinating