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The Jedi are all about transcending things. I don't think we can complain if you've transcended gender.
Well what choice did we give her? The moment there were any suspicions about her loyalty, the Council turned their back on her.
January 10, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Well what choice did we give her? The moment there were any suspicions about her loyalty, the Council turned their back on her.
Don't worry. Now that the Council has ordered an investigation, it won't take Master Obi-Wan long to find this bounty hunter.
January 9, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Don't worry. Now that the Council has ordered an investigation, it won't take Master Obi-Wan long to find this bounty hunter.
How is this, Master?
January 9, 2026 at 10:35 PM
How is this, Master?
"You are thinking of Qui-Gon."
"How did you know?"
"Your face. It changes. Some knot inside you loosens. Something smooths out. I see it happening."
"Stop being so perceptive."
"Now you are not thinking about him at all. The knot is back."
"And you have tied it."
"How did you know?"
"Your face. It changes. Some knot inside you loosens. Something smooths out. I see it happening."
"Stop being so perceptive."
"Now you are not thinking about him at all. The knot is back."
"And you have tied it."
January 9, 2026 at 9:30 PM
"You are thinking of Qui-Gon."
"How did you know?"
"Your face. It changes. Some knot inside you loosens. Something smooths out. I see it happening."
"Stop being so perceptive."
"Now you are not thinking about him at all. The knot is back."
"And you have tied it."
"How did you know?"
"Your face. It changes. Some knot inside you loosens. Something smooths out. I see it happening."
"Stop being so perceptive."
"Now you are not thinking about him at all. The knot is back."
"And you have tied it."
"No one's getting hurt. I'm putting you outside where you'll be safe and I'll—"
"You'll what?"
"I... I will not do that first thing, and you and I will do this together?"
"You'll what?"
"I... I will not do that first thing, and you and I will do this together?"
January 9, 2026 at 8:27 PM
"No one's getting hurt. I'm putting you outside where you'll be safe and I'll—"
"You'll what?"
"I... I will not do that first thing, and you and I will do this together?"
"You'll what?"
"I... I will not do that first thing, and you and I will do this together?"
No, no, it's not that. Those are good memories. And this, is a new memory. With you. It's perfect.
January 9, 2026 at 7:27 PM
No, no, it's not that. Those are good memories. And this, is a new memory. With you. It's perfect.
It's not Dooku. It's the Sith Lord who tried to assassinate Padmé years ago—Darth Maul... Chancellor?
January 9, 2026 at 6:27 PM
It's not Dooku. It's the Sith Lord who tried to assassinate Padmé years ago—Darth Maul... Chancellor?
This is about life and death, and as your master, I’m responsible for you. The best way I can protect you is to teach you how to protect yourself. And if you can hold off Rex and the boys, you’ll be ready for anything on a battlefield. Well, eh, anything with a blaster at least.
January 9, 2026 at 5:26 PM
This is about life and death, and as your master, I’m responsible for you. The best way I can protect you is to teach you how to protect yourself. And if you can hold off Rex and the boys, you’ll be ready for anything on a battlefield. Well, eh, anything with a blaster at least.
Force me out of the Order? Was that a pun?
January 9, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Force me out of the Order? Was that a pun?
But I made those choices. To kneel to the dark side. To storm the Temple. To fight you.
January 9, 2026 at 3:22 PM
But I made those choices. To kneel to the dark side. To storm the Temple. To fight you.
But even though the task was important, more than anything he wanted to seek for Padmé in the Force, to make sure she was all right. He didn't dare. Not with Obi-Wan so close. Her absence was an ache in his chest. Sometimes, missing her, he found it hard to breathe.
January 9, 2026 at 2:22 PM
But even though the task was important, more than anything he wanted to seek for Padmé in the Force, to make sure she was all right. He didn't dare. Not with Obi-Wan so close. Her absence was an ache in his chest. Sometimes, missing her, he found it hard to breathe.
He can't lose me, he's getting desperate.
January 9, 2026 at 1:22 PM
He can't lose me, he's getting desperate.
The way the palace shimmers in the sunlight, the way the air always smells of flowers.
January 9, 2026 at 12:22 PM
The way the palace shimmers in the sunlight, the way the air always smells of flowers.
You're reckless, little one. You never would have made it as Obi-Wan's Padawan. But you might make it as mine.
January 9, 2026 at 11:22 AM
You're reckless, little one. You never would have made it as Obi-Wan's Padawan. But you might make it as mine.
I'm Anakin Skywalker.
January 9, 2026 at 10:20 AM
I'm Anakin Skywalker.
Are you all right, Master?
January 9, 2026 at 9:15 AM
Are you all right, Master?
I haven't taught you everything yet.
January 9, 2026 at 8:11 AM
I haven't taught you everything yet.
We need a system where the politicians sit down and discuss the problem, agree what's in the best interest of all the people, and then do it.
January 9, 2026 at 7:11 AM
We need a system where the politicians sit down and discuss the problem, agree what's in the best interest of all the people, and then do it.
There was a thermonuclear furnace where his heart should be, and it was burning through the firewalls of his Jedi training. He held the Force in the clench of a white-hot fist. He was half Sith already, and he didn't even know it.
January 9, 2026 at 6:11 AM
There was a thermonuclear furnace where his heart should be, and it was burning through the firewalls of his Jedi training. He held the Force in the clench of a white-hot fist. He was half Sith already, and he didn't even know it.
But he died. So you got stuck with me.
January 9, 2026 at 5:11 AM
But he died. So you got stuck with me.
A ship coming in... going fast. Maybe a starfighter? Or maybe... it was an angel. Yes... an angel... leading warriors into battle... worlds without number... a Jedi... a Jedi!
January 9, 2026 at 4:11 AM
A ship coming in... going fast. Maybe a starfighter? Or maybe... it was an angel. Yes... an angel... leading warriors into battle... worlds without number... a Jedi... a Jedi!
He had come to realize that he needed to occupy his mind in order to stop the voices in his head. The voices that doubted he'd ever be a great Jedi knight. The voices that told him he'd abandoned his mother....
January 9, 2026 at 3:11 AM
He had come to realize that he needed to occupy his mind in order to stop the voices in his head. The voices that doubted he'd ever be a great Jedi knight. The voices that told him he'd abandoned his mother....
"She went into the club, Master."
"Patience. Use the Force. Think."
"Sorry, Master."
"He went in there to hide, not to run."
"Yes, Master."
"Next time, try not to lose it."
"Yes, Master."
"This weapon is your life."
"I try, Master."
"Patience. Use the Force. Think."
"Sorry, Master."
"He went in there to hide, not to run."
"Yes, Master."
"Next time, try not to lose it."
"Yes, Master."
"This weapon is your life."
"I try, Master."
January 9, 2026 at 2:13 AM
"She went into the club, Master."
"Patience. Use the Force. Think."
"Sorry, Master."
"He went in there to hide, not to run."
"Yes, Master."
"Next time, try not to lose it."
"Yes, Master."
"This weapon is your life."
"I try, Master."
"Patience. Use the Force. Think."
"Sorry, Master."
"He went in there to hide, not to run."
"Yes, Master."
"Next time, try not to lose it."
"Yes, Master."
"This weapon is your life."
"I try, Master."
I had a dream I was a Jedi. I came back here and freed all the slaves. Have you come to free us?
January 9, 2026 at 1:11 AM
I had a dream I was a Jedi. I came back here and freed all the slaves. Have you come to free us?
I assure you, I can take care of myself, Captain Rex.
January 9, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I assure you, I can take care of myself, Captain Rex.