Shenanigans
@amywamy78.bsky.social
Small, hungry, opinionated mum of 1.
I like cake, crochet and snark.
I like cake, crochet and snark.
Snoring makes me feel absolutely mutinous.
October 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Snoring makes me feel absolutely mutinous.
Vito on Strictly is just such a sweetheart, isn't he?
October 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Vito on Strictly is just such a sweetheart, isn't he?
Imagine being able to exercise without telling everyone about it.
'sake.
'sake.
October 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Imagine being able to exercise without telling everyone about it.
'sake.
'sake.
Even when you feel like shit, mums have to keep on mumming.
It's bloody exhausting.
It's bloody exhausting.
October 21, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Even when you feel like shit, mums have to keep on mumming.
It's bloody exhausting.
It's bloody exhausting.
I swing wildly between thinking what great flexibility WFH affords, but then the next minute rocking in a corner with lockdown PTSD.
October 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I swing wildly between thinking what great flexibility WFH affords, but then the next minute rocking in a corner with lockdown PTSD.
I've been at the swimming pool for half an hour now so why has it only been 7 minutes??
October 12, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I've been at the swimming pool for half an hour now so why has it only been 7 minutes??
I absolutely ruddy love the new Taylor Swift album.
Well done that woman.
Well done that woman.
October 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I absolutely ruddy love the new Taylor Swift album.
Well done that woman.
Well done that woman.
Massively regretting wearing a jumper to the swimming pool spectator gallery.
a man wearing headphones is sweating while sitting in an airplane .
ALT: a man wearing headphones is sweating while sitting in an airplane .
media.tenor.com
October 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Massively regretting wearing a jumper to the swimming pool spectator gallery.
It's not like she has a cosy radiator bed to sleep in or owt.
October 8, 2025 at 10:13 PM
It's not like she has a cosy radiator bed to sleep in or owt.
I am never going to go back to X now, so please tell me where to find the good people on here.
By good I mean #creative, #musical #inclusive, #snarky, #funny #intelligent and #genuine
Added bonus if you don't mind crochet spam.
I'm #GenX too, so bear that in mind.
By good I mean #creative, #musical #inclusive, #snarky, #funny #intelligent and #genuine
Added bonus if you don't mind crochet spam.
I'm #GenX too, so bear that in mind.
October 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I am never going to go back to X now, so please tell me where to find the good people on here.
By good I mean #creative, #musical #inclusive, #snarky, #funny #intelligent and #genuine
Added bonus if you don't mind crochet spam.
I'm #GenX too, so bear that in mind.
By good I mean #creative, #musical #inclusive, #snarky, #funny #intelligent and #genuine
Added bonus if you don't mind crochet spam.
I'm #GenX too, so bear that in mind.
Dear Curators of Beauty Advent Calendars,
Stop hounding people to buy them.
They are too fecking expensive, okay?
#adventcalendars
Stop hounding people to buy them.
They are too fecking expensive, okay?
#adventcalendars
October 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Dear Curators of Beauty Advent Calendars,
Stop hounding people to buy them.
They are too fecking expensive, okay?
#adventcalendars
Stop hounding people to buy them.
They are too fecking expensive, okay?
#adventcalendars
I know it's Autumn but seriously - why are all the clothes in the shops burgundy or brown? There are other, much nicer colours FFS
September 26, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I know it's Autumn but seriously - why are all the clothes in the shops burgundy or brown? There are other, much nicer colours FFS
Snoring should be permissible grounds for slapping someone.
September 16, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Snoring should be permissible grounds for slapping someone.
So far, for me, perimenopause seems to be a series of horrible skin ailments.
August 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
So far, for me, perimenopause seems to be a series of horrible skin ailments.
Slowly (very slowly) having to admit I just can't wear heels anymore.
July 28, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Slowly (very slowly) having to admit I just can't wear heels anymore.
There are fewer more humbling experiences than having to stare at your own face whilst you're at the hairdresser's.
June 28, 2025 at 12:55 PM
There are fewer more humbling experiences than having to stare at your own face whilst you're at the hairdresser's.
I've carried 10yo's swimming bag under my arm, post swimming lesson, and now I look like I've sweat uncontrollably on my left side.
Looks good.
Looks good.
April 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I've carried 10yo's swimming bag under my arm, post swimming lesson, and now I look like I've sweat uncontrollably on my left side.
Looks good.
Looks good.
I now refer to The Algorithm as if it's some all-seeing, sentient being.
April 17, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I now refer to The Algorithm as if it's some all-seeing, sentient being.
I had 4 goldfinches on my nyjer seed feeder this morning and I can't tell you how exciting this was.
Guess this is what middle age feels like.
Guess this is what middle age feels like.
March 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I had 4 goldfinches on my nyjer seed feeder this morning and I can't tell you how exciting this was.
Guess this is what middle age feels like.
Guess this is what middle age feels like.
Dear Mind,
Please can you just chuffing switch off.
Ames
Please can you just chuffing switch off.
Ames
March 20, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Dear Mind,
Please can you just chuffing switch off.
Ames
Please can you just chuffing switch off.
Ames
I will NEVER be bored thanks to my love of making and creating!
March 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I will NEVER be bored thanks to my love of making and creating!
Sorry I keep forgetting to come here.
Everything is clenched whilst I make these stupidly small flowers.
They're so flippin' fiddly!
I've to make matching leaves yet as well.
#crochet #amigurumi
Everything is clenched whilst I make these stupidly small flowers.
They're so flippin' fiddly!
I've to make matching leaves yet as well.
#crochet #amigurumi
March 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Sorry I keep forgetting to come here.
Everything is clenched whilst I make these stupidly small flowers.
They're so flippin' fiddly!
I've to make matching leaves yet as well.
#crochet #amigurumi
Everything is clenched whilst I make these stupidly small flowers.
They're so flippin' fiddly!
I've to make matching leaves yet as well.
#crochet #amigurumi
Bought pizza dough on our Tesco delivery, but for some reason only ordered one portion (don't @ me about making your own).
WTAF is wrong with me?
WTAF is wrong with me?
March 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Bought pizza dough on our Tesco delivery, but for some reason only ordered one portion (don't @ me about making your own).
WTAF is wrong with me?
WTAF is wrong with me?
I've been a contact lens wearer for over 20 years.
Tell me, does everyone reach a point where they just can't wear them any more or at least nowhere near as much?
Tell me, does everyone reach a point where they just can't wear them any more or at least nowhere near as much?
February 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I've been a contact lens wearer for over 20 years.
Tell me, does everyone reach a point where they just can't wear them any more or at least nowhere near as much?
Tell me, does everyone reach a point where they just can't wear them any more or at least nowhere near as much?