Amy Masson
@amymasson.bsky.social
I have a problem. I’m fast and get things turned around quickly, often same day. Sometimes in minutes. Now people expect that. And sometimes get angry when I don’t respond as fast. When in reality, few other companies would be close to as responsive as I am.
November 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I have a problem. I’m fast and get things turned around quickly, often same day. Sometimes in minutes. Now people expect that. And sometimes get angry when I don’t respond as fast. When in reality, few other companies would be close to as responsive as I am.
Supreme Court decides Trump can continue to starve Americans. What a proud day for our country.
November 8, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Supreme Court decides Trump can continue to starve Americans. What a proud day for our country.
Does anyone else have memories of being yelled at for running in the house while a cake was baking? Or was that just my mom?
November 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Does anyone else have memories of being yelled at for running in the house while a cake was baking? Or was that just my mom?
Hillary Clinton was right about everything.
November 7, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Hillary Clinton was right about everything.
Republicans would rather their own lives be considerably worse than let someone they think less of have their life get slightly better.
November 6, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Republicans would rather their own lives be considerably worse than let someone they think less of have their life get slightly better.
My mom will answer the phone regardless of where she is. Driving. In a restaurant. In a doctor appointment. In a casino. So I look at her location before calling to make sure she isn’t driving but she keeps accidentally turning off Find My Friends. So we put an air tag in her car.
November 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
My mom will answer the phone regardless of where she is. Driving. In a restaurant. In a doctor appointment. In a casino. So I look at her location before calling to make sure she isn’t driving but she keeps accidentally turning off Find My Friends. So we put an air tag in her car.
Anyone celebrating people going hungry is a trash human being. Anyone who thinks a kid doesn’t deserve a fucking birthday cake because they are poor is a trash human being. I said what I said.
November 3, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Anyone celebrating people going hungry is a trash human being. Anyone who thinks a kid doesn’t deserve a fucking birthday cake because they are poor is a trash human being. I said what I said.
People who make content - you don’t have to ask people to like and subscribe. If your content is good, they’ll do that without being told.
November 2, 2025 at 4:06 PM
People who make content - you don’t have to ask people to like and subscribe. If your content is good, they’ll do that without being told.
Republicans are trying to blame Democrats for health care and SNAP going away as if this hasn’t been their agenda since the dawn of time.
November 1, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Republicans are trying to blame Democrats for health care and SNAP going away as if this hasn’t been their agenda since the dawn of time.
Hot take: People who pay for pianos are chumps. I’ve been offered so many free pianos I could start a piano store. Except nobody would buy them because pianos are free, apparently.
October 31, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Hot take: People who pay for pianos are chumps. I’ve been offered so many free pianos I could start a piano store. Except nobody would buy them because pianos are free, apparently.
Republicans: “You can have food or you can have healthcare, but not both. Choose which way you want to die.”
October 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Republicans: “You can have food or you can have healthcare, but not both. Choose which way you want to die.”
The biggest psychological trick the US government has ever pulled off was convincing everyone to be mad at poor people for needing help instead of rich people for exploiting the poor.
October 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
The biggest psychological trick the US government has ever pulled off was convincing everyone to be mad at poor people for needing help instead of rich people for exploiting the poor.
What bothers me most about the SNAP situation is that we have enough. We have enough food and enough money so that no one should go hungry and yet we as a society would rather children starve than give them food for free. We have enough.
October 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
What bothers me most about the SNAP situation is that we have enough. We have enough food and enough money so that no one should go hungry and yet we as a society would rather children starve than give them food for free. We have enough.
Getting a new roof is great if you want to spend a shit ton of money in one day and have your house look exactly the same as it did before.
October 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Getting a new roof is great if you want to spend a shit ton of money in one day and have your house look exactly the same as it did before.
I am not at all surprised at how many people aren’t just okay with people going without foot when SNAP benefits are cut but gleeful about it. The cruelty is the point. The main difference between Democrats and Republicans: a fundamental lack of empathy.
October 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I am not at all surprised at how many people aren’t just okay with people going without foot when SNAP benefits are cut but gleeful about it. The cruelty is the point. The main difference between Democrats and Republicans: a fundamental lack of empathy.
You know, what I like about Republicans is their optimism. Doesn’t matter how awful or terrible of a thing Trump does, they all come together to talk about how wonderful it is. Demolishing a historic structure? Amazing! Can’t believe he didn’t do it sooner. (The Southpark guys really hit the mark.)
October 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
You know, what I like about Republicans is their optimism. Doesn’t matter how awful or terrible of a thing Trump does, they all come together to talk about how wonderful it is. Demolishing a historic structure? Amazing! Can’t believe he didn’t do it sooner. (The Southpark guys really hit the mark.)
The reason Trump can demolish the White House with no consequences is because Republicans won’t say no to anything or stand up to him. It’s like a permissive parent that can’t say no to an obnoxious toddler.
October 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The reason Trump can demolish the White House with no consequences is because Republicans won’t say no to anything or stand up to him. It’s like a permissive parent that can’t say no to an obnoxious toddler.
If Watergate were to happen today it wouldn’t even make the news.
October 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
If Watergate were to happen today it wouldn’t even make the news.
If your solution to a tax problem is “Let them die” then we will never be able to find common ground.
October 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
If your solution to a tax problem is “Let them die” then we will never be able to find common ground.
Been getting served a lot of videos of people asking Atheists “what if you’re wrong?” These people never seem to ask themselves what if they are. What if the correct answer is Judaism or Hindu and you picked Christianity? They never seem to consider that.
October 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Been getting served a lot of videos of people asking Atheists “what if you’re wrong?” These people never seem to ask themselves what if they are. What if the correct answer is Judaism or Hindu and you picked Christianity? They never seem to consider that.
Personally I think Democrats should just end the shutdown and let everyone lose their healthcare. Those are the people who voted for Republicans. As long as people’s lives aren’t being affected, they won’t change their vote. Make Republicans answer for it.
October 7, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Personally I think Democrats should just end the shutdown and let everyone lose their healthcare. Those are the people who voted for Republicans. As long as people’s lives aren’t being affected, they won’t change their vote. Make Republicans answer for it.
People who keep talking about keeping vaccines from kids before they are sexually active seem to forget that CHILDREN GET SEXUALLY ABUSED. WTF is wrong with everyone? These vaccines are safe, stop being an idiot.
September 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
People who keep talking about keeping vaccines from kids before they are sexually active seem to forget that CHILDREN GET SEXUALLY ABUSED. WTF is wrong with everyone? These vaccines are safe, stop being an idiot.
I hope people have made plans for their pets for after they get raptured tomorrow.
September 22, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I hope people have made plans for their pets for after they get raptured tomorrow.
Remember when childhood vaccines were understood by everyone, regardless of politics, as something necessary and important? Why the fuck is this the thing they’ve decided to make their platform? It’s insanity.
September 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Remember when childhood vaccines were understood by everyone, regardless of politics, as something necessary and important? Why the fuck is this the thing they’ve decided to make their platform? It’s insanity.
If 95% of gun violence was committed by women, there would already be laws banning women from owning guns. And yet.
September 12, 2025 at 1:22 PM
If 95% of gun violence was committed by women, there would already be laws banning women from owning guns. And yet.