amy genius
@amyemail.bsky.social
starting a game show where i show a picture of someone and you have to guess if they’re bisexual or bicoastal
August 26, 2025 at 5:16 AM
starting a game show where i show a picture of someone and you have to guess if they’re bisexual or bicoastal
crazy the things u get sick of bc u do them too much for work like i work retail and rn i feel like if i have to place another thing on a table ill scream. had to put my water down and i felt angry
August 12, 2025 at 3:43 AM
crazy the things u get sick of bc u do them too much for work like i work retail and rn i feel like if i have to place another thing on a table ill scream. had to put my water down and i felt angry
when i’m drunk my phone and posting and texting just have a certain allure to it
August 12, 2025 at 3:37 AM
when i’m drunk my phone and posting and texting just have a certain allure to it
when i’m wearing a shirt that smells a little bit bad it’s like. i want tooooooo…. kill myself ?
August 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
when i’m wearing a shirt that smells a little bit bad it’s like. i want tooooooo…. kill myself ?
you’re slated for a summer movie release you’re toast you’re algae you’re mud on the wall
August 12, 2025 at 3:04 AM
you’re slated for a summer movie release you’re toast you’re algae you’re mud on the wall
i want to make a difference in my community and also get red cowboy boots
June 3, 2025 at 2:07 PM
i want to make a difference in my community and also get red cowboy boots
apartment hunting is like a punishment but these listing pictures help
June 3, 2025 at 2:04 PM
apartment hunting is like a punishment but these listing pictures help
whoever’s wearing the lightest wash jeans buys drinks sorry
March 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
whoever’s wearing the lightest wash jeans buys drinks sorry
when it’s praying time at the church it’s like ohhhh thats shavasana
March 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
when it’s praying time at the church it’s like ohhhh thats shavasana
when 3 people live together they can’t help but start a band
March 24, 2025 at 1:44 PM
when 3 people live together they can’t help but start a band
why aren’t people making avant-garde esoteric smoothies like they are with cakes these days
March 23, 2025 at 5:08 AM
why aren’t people making avant-garde esoteric smoothies like they are with cakes these days
i love my girlfriend who has three tattoos
March 22, 2025 at 10:56 AM
i love my girlfriend who has three tattoos
are people mad at me for yelling front row dance! at the empty bottle concert ? yes
March 21, 2025 at 3:22 AM
are people mad at me for yelling front row dance! at the empty bottle concert ? yes
slán to my haters sláinte to my real ones 💯‼️ (practicing my irish )
March 16, 2025 at 3:37 PM
slán to my haters sláinte to my real ones 💯‼️ (practicing my irish )
be patient or fuck you!!!!
March 13, 2025 at 5:24 PM
be patient or fuck you!!!!
people that “have trypophobia” need to get a hold of themselves
March 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
people that “have trypophobia” need to get a hold of themselves
if we could make it so cigarette smoke actually smells like a charcoal grill it would make a lot of things better
March 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
if we could make it so cigarette smoke actually smells like a charcoal grill it would make a lot of things better
to drive a small car is to be considerate and beautiful to drive a large one is oafish
March 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
to drive a small car is to be considerate and beautiful to drive a large one is oafish
have so much money riding on the puppy bowl rn
February 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
have so much money riding on the puppy bowl rn