wario and waluigi would just be yellow/purple versions of each other if wario donated some of his weight and waluigi donated some of his height
February 1, 2026 at 4:05 AM
wario and waluigi would just be yellow/purple versions of each other if wario donated some of his weight and waluigi donated some of his height
Reposted by amung os
dominic implies the existence of subikolas
January 19, 2026 at 1:07 AM
dominic implies the existence of subikolas
my emotional support cat refuses to support me emotionally. should i sue him?
January 17, 2026 at 11:28 PM
my emotional support cat refuses to support me emotionally. should i sue him?
you know what’s worse than foreskin? fiveskin
January 6, 2026 at 9:15 PM
you know what’s worse than foreskin? fiveskin
this town is so fucking boring i jaywalked to spice things up
January 4, 2026 at 8:01 PM
this town is so fucking boring i jaywalked to spice things up
these stupid usa presidents keep invading other countries for oil… dont they know you can just buy oil at the grocery store?
January 4, 2026 at 3:45 PM
these stupid usa presidents keep invading other countries for oil… dont they know you can just buy oil at the grocery store?
beautiful men scare me because its not normal for males to be attractive
January 4, 2026 at 4:56 AM
beautiful men scare me because its not normal for males to be attractive
a musician walks into a barn.
he asks the farmer,
“who is your favorite composer?”
before the farmer can reply,
the cows say “moozart”
and the chickens say “bach bach bach”
he asks the farmer,
“who is your favorite composer?”
before the farmer can reply,
the cows say “moozart”
and the chickens say “bach bach bach”
January 1, 2026 at 8:50 PM
a musician walks into a barn.
he asks the farmer,
“who is your favorite composer?”
before the farmer can reply,
the cows say “moozart”
and the chickens say “bach bach bach”
he asks the farmer,
“who is your favorite composer?”
before the farmer can reply,
the cows say “moozart”
and the chickens say “bach bach bach”
the nostalgia i have for 2019 is unmatched
December 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
the nostalgia i have for 2019 is unmatched
my poop only took a couple of minutes… it’s a christmas miracle!
December 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
my poop only took a couple of minutes… it’s a christmas miracle!
sleeping on the job is a blatant act of anti-capitalism and i support it!
December 23, 2025 at 1:33 PM
sleeping on the job is a blatant act of anti-capitalism and i support it!
running is a financial privilege when you have tiddies
December 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
running is a financial privilege when you have tiddies
a gender reveal party but it’s to hard launch my partner because i am bisexual
November 21, 2025 at 1:34 AM
a gender reveal party but it’s to hard launch my partner because i am bisexual
the church music director’s pronouns were he/hymn
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 AM
the church music director’s pronouns were he/hymn
condoms aren’t biodegradable. stop fucking penis to save the earth!
November 3, 2025 at 6:04 PM
condoms aren’t biodegradable. stop fucking penis to save the earth!
burning a bridge every time i pms
October 17, 2025 at 3:14 AM
burning a bridge every time i pms
i have outgrown this place
*goes to new place*
i have outgrown this place
*goes to new place*
i have outgrown this place
*goes to new place*
i have outgrown this place
*goes to new place*
i have outgrown this place
*goes to new place*
i have outgrown this place
*goes to new place*
i have outgrown this place
October 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
i have outgrown this place
*goes to new place*
i have outgrown this place
*goes to new place*
i have outgrown this place
*goes to new place*
i have outgrown this place
*goes to new place*
i have outgrown this place
*goes to new place*
i have outgrown this place
*goes to new place*
i have outgrown this place
i hope my therapist likes working with me
October 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
i hope my therapist likes working with me
the cost of kindness is clingy people
October 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
the cost of kindness is clingy people
nips are the clits of the tits
September 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
nips are the clits of the tits
i love quitting marching band and not having band camp rn
August 25, 2025 at 3:34 PM
i love quitting marching band and not having band camp rn
if gal gadot and guy fieri had a child, its first name would be kid.
August 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM
if gal gadot and guy fieri had a child, its first name would be kid.
i wish ill upon jk rowling
August 22, 2025 at 3:09 PM
i wish ill upon jk rowling