Xander
@amstrad84.bsky.social
40s guy from the north of England 🎹🎶 say hi! 👋
New experience unlocked - arranged a piece of music for orchestra AND just conducted the orchestra for the first time in front of about 100 audience folk! Pizza to celebrate (and rum to calm my nerves!)
February 1, 2026 at 5:31 PM
New experience unlocked - arranged a piece of music for orchestra AND just conducted the orchestra for the first time in front of about 100 audience folk! Pizza to celebrate (and rum to calm my nerves!)
Off out and dressed like a twat 🕺
January 31, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Off out and dressed like a twat 🕺
Another day another gig 🥳
January 30, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Another day another gig 🥳
Waiting to be entertained 🥳😜
January 28, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Waiting to be entertained 🥳😜
Sunday dinner today and folks had put bicarb in the carrots instead of spouts - would not recommend 🤣🤢
January 25, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Sunday dinner today and folks had put bicarb in the carrots instead of spouts - would not recommend 🤣🤢
Sunday and no scaries tonight 🥳 now just need to win the lottery so I can retire 🤣
January 25, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Sunday and no scaries tonight 🥳 now just need to win the lottery so I can retire 🤣
So I cut my Christmas cake in half before I iced it, opened up the second half tonight and my god the booze has matured it nicely... still plenty left if anyone wants a slice 😋😜
January 24, 2026 at 6:39 PM
So I cut my Christmas cake in half before I iced it, opened up the second half tonight and my god the booze has matured it nicely... still plenty left if anyone wants a slice 😋😜
Think I've finally gained my man card! Rad installed (young plumber) didn't put those plastic bits "it's a gimmick don't do anything" rad been 'cracking' when on for a year "it's just faulty you'll have to buy new"... bought some plastic bits, unhooked (full) and put in... guess what...?
January 23, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Think I've finally gained my man card! Rad installed (young plumber) didn't put those plastic bits "it's a gimmick don't do anything" rad been 'cracking' when on for a year "it's just faulty you'll have to buy new"... bought some plastic bits, unhooked (full) and put in... guess what...?
A palindrome of days on Duo - currently learning Danish (for the trip to Copenhagen I was planning but won’t be going on this year 😢) anyone else play?
January 23, 2026 at 10:36 AM
A palindrome of days on Duo - currently learning Danish (for the trip to Copenhagen I was planning but won’t be going on this year 😢) anyone else play?
A week off work starting now
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January 20, 2026 at 3:32 PM
A week off work starting now
Right that's my weekend of uni work done and all submitted! 3 hours to myself before bed - catch up TV or PS5?
January 18, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Right that's my weekend of uni work done and all submitted! 3 hours to myself before bed - catch up TV or PS5?
Can I get a 1k word essay done before bed…?
January 17, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Can I get a 1k word essay done before bed…?
As much as I love the butchers over the road and their lunch selections, new year rules I'm doing my own lunches - today an omelette sandwich! Only going over the road for a treat day now
January 14, 2026 at 12:30 PM
As much as I love the butchers over the road and their lunch selections, new year rules I'm doing my own lunches - today an omelette sandwich! Only going over the road for a treat day now
Watching Can You Keep A Secret - f'kin knew it!!!! 😂
January 11, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Watching Can You Keep A Secret - f'kin knew it!!!! 😂
First slice of my home made Christmas cake… wish me luck
January 9, 2026 at 7:01 PM
First slice of my home made Christmas cake… wish me luck
Really had a craving for Thorntons treacle toffee after family were talking about it earlier - can't believe they don't make it any more!! Not even the nutty one 🥹
January 4, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Really had a craving for Thorntons treacle toffee after family were talking about it earlier - can't believe they don't make it any more!! Not even the nutty one 🥹
Is it still just a game when you’re thinking of knocking down the museum to start again with this (badly drawn) blueprint?
January 2, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Is it still just a game when you’re thinking of knocking down the museum to start again with this (badly drawn) blueprint?
Argh bought a scratch card with some bits from corner shop and must have dropped it 😢 hopefully not a sign of 2026 to come??
January 2, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Argh bought a scratch card with some bits from corner shop and must have dropped it 😢 hopefully not a sign of 2026 to come??
Well logged into work to check the world hasn’t ended and spent 2 hours fixing stuff… now PS5 til 2026!
December 31, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Well logged into work to check the world hasn’t ended and spent 2 hours fixing stuff… now PS5 til 2026!
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December 30, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Ooh definitely getting better at these
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Was going to be productive over the next few days off work and that, but sod it I need a break! Two Point Museum just downloaded to see me though to New Year!
December 29, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Was going to be productive over the next few days off work and that, but sod it I need a break! Two Point Museum just downloaded to see me though to New Year!
Think the connections are getting easier 😂
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December 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Think the connections are getting easier 😂
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When you order a dirty takeaway but forget to click garlic dip
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December 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
When you order a dirty takeaway but forget to click garlic dip
Got myself a ps5 and what am I gonna spend the next 5 hours playing… Two Point Campus 🤣 alll the power for a sim world
December 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Got myself a ps5 and what am I gonna spend the next 5 hours playing… Two Point Campus 🤣 alll the power for a sim world
Summoned to mums, again, get there on time “oh I’m doing housework you go in there” sat on my own - why did I have to get out of bed so early 🤣
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December 28, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Summoned to mums, again, get there on time “oh I’m doing housework you go in there” sat on my own - why did I have to get out of bed so early 🤣