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@amperes.bsky.social
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I keep my socks a lil wet so I can hydroplane to work
June 12, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Got the Flu twice in two months.. I'm gonna sue ‼️
May 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Reposted
May the fourth be with you
May 1, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Jogged to the burger joint to pre-sweat some kcals
April 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
debât
April 18, 2025 at 1:04 AM
On Sunday I let my nuts hang
April 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Sometimes you gotta crush the nut to get a little juice
April 10, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Reposted
April 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Looking into this...
April 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Eating 16 snack sized Reese cups as a treat
March 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Melanie my new Queen!! 🇨🇦
Chrystia my beloved! My Queen! #regicide
March 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Every time I cough my swollen brain rattles inside my skull
February 15, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Getting sloppy top on a double decker bus 🇬🇧 #valentines
February 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
February 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Got the Flu twice in two months.. I'm gonna sue ‼️
February 13, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Ok Google Do Wasps Feel Pain ?
February 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I wonder where the Dedotated Wam guy is today?
January 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Me when I solve the problem finally
an orange and white cat is standing in front of a mirror
ALT: an orange and white cat is standing in front of a mirror
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Berger king
January 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Don't do it Joe!
January 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
me and who?
January 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
What is my new years resolution?
January 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
"Sometimes When The Hive Is Off-Balance... You Have To Replace The Queen"
-Justin Trudeau
December 27, 2024 at 3:22 AM
Doctor Fauci Killed a Kid in 2006 Via Vehicular Manslaughter
December 26, 2024 at 5:59 AM
To all yall following me.. I voted for Trump!
December 26, 2024 at 1:42 AM