A million dollars but...
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A million dollars but...
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You get one million dollars, but you must agree to the terms.

Based off the original Rooster Teeth question.
A million dollars, but for a year, you have to pick up all the brown bananas in a 50 mile radius and do something with them. They cannot be thrown out.
December 1, 2024 at 6:05 PM
A million dollars, but for the rest of your life every time you walk into a room your theme song plays. You get to choose the song.
November 28, 2024 at 5:03 AM
A million dollars, but for the rest of your life if you run across anyone taking a photo you have to stop and offer to take it for them.
November 27, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Start off with the original:

A million dollars, but you will be chased by an immortal snail for the rest of your life. If it touches you, you will die. The moves at the same pace as a normal snail, but will follow you anywhere you go. Do you take the money?
November 27, 2024 at 7:00 PM