🗣️ shut up denver 🗣️
@americanpcssum.bsky.social
29. he/they. trans joy, trans depression, trans hungry. bill hader stan. also an idiot.
google how to make $35 in 1 minute or less
March 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
google how to make $35 in 1 minute or less
do assholes fluctuate in size depending on the person or is it one hole fits all?
March 4, 2025 at 12:27 AM
do assholes fluctuate in size depending on the person or is it one hole fits all?
attracted to men because women are way out of my league.
March 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM
attracted to men because women are way out of my league.
white boys of the month who age into hollywood zaddy status…what is it like being god’s favorite? (i’m looking at you, matt damon)
March 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
white boys of the month who age into hollywood zaddy status…what is it like being god’s favorite? (i’m looking at you, matt damon)
i don’t know how the fuck any of this works i’m just pressing buttons and waiting for one of them to do something
March 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
i don’t know how the fuck any of this works i’m just pressing buttons and waiting for one of them to do something
i’m not here for information i’m here to shitpost.
March 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
i’m not here for information i’m here to shitpost.
do you think margaritaville on repeat is a good sex playlist?
February 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
do you think margaritaville on repeat is a good sex playlist?
i wish straight people didn’t ruin father figure by george michael with that awful movie
February 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
i wish straight people didn’t ruin father figure by george michael with that awful movie
real question who is dating the “hey mamas” lesbians? come here i wanna hold your hand and talk about something.
February 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
real question who is dating the “hey mamas” lesbians? come here i wanna hold your hand and talk about something.
guys for the record i am not actually smoking 4 year old weed i dont even smoke like that im a pussy
February 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
guys for the record i am not actually smoking 4 year old weed i dont even smoke like that im a pussy
i don’t belong here but i also don’t belong anywhere else sooooo.
February 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
i don’t belong here but i also don’t belong anywhere else sooooo.
update we are 17 months into being on T and all i’ve gotten is a traumatic breakup.
once i get on T, it’s ALL over for you folks. i’m gonna get the hottest high femme bitch y’all have ever SEEN.
February 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
update we are 17 months into being on T and all i’ve gotten is a traumatic breakup.
Reposted by 🗣️ shut up denver 🗣️
man FUCK bobby flay
August 20, 2023 at 10:56 PM
man FUCK bobby flay
Reposted by 🗣️ shut up denver 🗣️
regular monster tastes like radioactive piss but i’ll be dead before you catch me with a white monster
August 23, 2023 at 6:48 PM
regular monster tastes like radioactive piss but i’ll be dead before you catch me with a white monster
yall wanna see a motherfucker shit post again say heyyy
February 28, 2025 at 2:01 AM
yall wanna see a motherfucker shit post again say heyyy
great time to bring this back up.
the love of my life could be on bsky but i’d never know because im never here
February 28, 2025 at 1:55 AM
great time to bring this back up.
“if i was a responsible adult i’d drink too, but im not”
February 20, 2024 at 6:21 PM
“if i was a responsible adult i’d drink too, but im not”
thinking about the time i drank too much cold brew and had an anxiety attack and started crying because i loved women so much
February 19, 2024 at 5:48 PM
thinking about the time i drank too much cold brew and had an anxiety attack and started crying because i loved women so much
living in a man’s brain is kind of the worst. how is it possibly to be horny literally *all the time*
February 19, 2024 at 5:15 PM
living in a man’s brain is kind of the worst. how is it possibly to be horny literally *all the time*
the love of my life could be on bsky but i’d never know because im never here
February 18, 2024 at 8:49 PM
the love of my life could be on bsky but i’d never know because im never here
happy thursday.
December 7, 2023 at 4:31 PM
happy thursday.
i would post more on bsky but my fangirl ferality can’t be contained over here
November 20, 2023 at 6:13 PM
i would post more on bsky but my fangirl ferality can’t be contained over here
sorry bsky, i’ll be back when i am able to be stoned and funny again
November 13, 2023 at 10:23 PM
sorry bsky, i’ll be back when i am able to be stoned and funny again