groceries!
@americaneconomy.bsky.social
real capitalism has never been tried
federal baddies pls dm
federal baddies pls dm
log onto bluesky, see 24 @alslyn.com posts, like them all, log off
July 2, 2023 at 10:01 AM
log onto bluesky, see 24 @alslyn.com posts, like them all, log off
Reposted by groceries!
just charged my roomba after leaving it dead for six months, felt a weird sense of guilt at having neglected it like a malnourished pet
May 17, 2023 at 3:19 AM
just charged my roomba after leaving it dead for six months, felt a weird sense of guilt at having neglected it like a malnourished pet
WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DO YOU KNOW ME
this was my crush's favorite song in 7th grade. he was so ahead of his time
April 13, 2023 at 11:13 PM
WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DO YOU KNOW ME
we gotta get this man booed up ASAP
April 13, 2023 at 11:12 PM
we gotta get this man booed up ASAP
only bad thing about bluesky is the algo, but that's good because it gives me more time for posting
April 13, 2023 at 11:01 PM
only bad thing about bluesky is the algo, but that's good because it gives me more time for posting
this is a KPI, gotta get it under 30 seconds or ur doomed
i like bluesky because you can see exactly how long ago someone interacted with you so i know exactly how long it takes for nervous men to form a response after liking my post
April 13, 2023 at 10:55 PM
this is a KPI, gotta get it under 30 seconds or ur doomed
hope it pops off for real, twitter is so slow
April 13, 2023 at 10:53 PM
hope it pops off for real, twitter is so slow
Reposted by groceries!
twttr feels like linkedIn compared to this
April 10, 2023 at 4:07 AM
twttr feels like linkedIn compared to this
we only give out expensive teas in this household 😘
April 13, 2023 at 10:31 PM
we only give out expensive teas in this household 😘
you mean WANT to, chocolate and espresso are a match made in heaven.
if u have to cover it in chocolate to
eat, u just shouldn't be eating it
eat, u just shouldn't be eating it
April 13, 2023 at 10:25 PM
you mean WANT to, chocolate and espresso are a match made in heaven.
quote tweeting everyone just to feel something
April 13, 2023 at 10:19 PM
quote tweeting everyone just to feel something
yeah, some real burgers from 5 guys
April 13, 2023 at 10:04 PM
yeah, some real burgers from 5 guys
biblical angels made up only of mons 🤤🤤
Heaven but no mons? 🥺
April 13, 2023 at 10:01 PM
biblical angels made up only of mons 🤤🤤
ur right trustworthy and incredible and caring and RUN THRU cause he a ho
this is literally such a stupid claim you are so dumb all faye makes is love songs ???? if he listens to faye he is trustworthy and caring and incredible ???? stfu
April 13, 2023 at 9:56 PM
ur right trustworthy and incredible and caring and RUN THRU cause he a ho
WASP says WHAT? gambling is a sin jesus says so
your social conditioning is showing
April 13, 2023 at 9:55 PM
WASP says WHAT? gambling is a sin jesus says so
my manly italian genes have render me immune to the negative effects of caffiene
Is 1:30am too late to drink a coffee or nah
April 13, 2023 at 9:54 PM
my manly italian genes have render me immune to the negative effects of caffiene
if he listens to faye webster he RUN THRU
if he won't have a joint crying session listening to faye webster on repeat, he isn't the one
April 13, 2023 at 9:54 PM
if he listens to faye webster he RUN THRU
channeling the energy of my favorite two posters hopes and donboat into something awful
April 13, 2023 at 9:53 PM
channeling the energy of my favorite two posters hopes and donboat into something awful
why do the weirdo incel rats keep harassing my friends
April 13, 2023 at 9:51 PM
why do the weirdo incel rats keep harassing my friends
imagine being sauteed by two mentally ill twitter egirls couldn't be me 🥱🥱🥱 @dmm.bsky.social
April 13, 2023 at 9:49 PM
imagine being sauteed by two mentally ill twitter egirls couldn't be me 🥱🥱🥱 @dmm.bsky.social
everything from the 90s feels vaguely racist, the spectre of vanilla ice haunts them
April 13, 2023 at 9:45 PM
everything from the 90s feels vaguely racist, the spectre of vanilla ice haunts them