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American Bogan
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Just an Aussie and a Masshole’s silly idea to help teach Americans a new word.

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American Bogan @americanbogan.bsky.social · Oct 15
Screenshot of text: “Mike Johnson is a shining example of why I am so anti-Christian, particularly American evangelicals, and why I have always been an advocate for total separation between ‘Church’ and ‘State.’ Self-righteous people like him hide behind the shield of Christianity while their actions exist in complete opposition to what they claim their God and religion stands for. They use ‘God’ to gain power from the rubes who have long been conditioned to think that their particular heretical interpretation of a collection of badly translated texts somehow makes them special. He and heretics like him are exactly the anti-Christs and false-prophets their own Bible warns believers against.”
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#HesFinished
#TrumpIsAFelon
#TrumpIsTheEnemyWithin
#TrumpIsATraitorAndCriminal
November 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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His pronouns are he / himmler.
November 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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The insane ramblings of a demented old fool.

#HesFinished
November 2, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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SNAP assistance runs out of funding within about 2 weeks, right as winter is closing in. TALK TO YOUR NEIGHBORS!

Pass it on.

#TrumpShutdown
#HesFinished
#FuckTrump
#NoKings
October 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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#HesFinished
Text: ‘He’s finished!’ Look up its historical use (Bosnia), and start making use of it everywhere. It does not matter if you’re Blue, Red, or anything in-between. You just need to be sick of the felon defiling the White House. Remember, there are far more of us united in opposition against that bastard and his cult of morons than support him. #HesFinished”
October 19, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Screenshot of text: “Mike Johnson is a shining example of why I am so anti-Christian, particularly American evangelicals, and why I have always been an advocate for total separation between ‘Church’ and ‘State.’ Self-righteous people like him hide behind the shield of Christianity while their actions exist in complete opposition to what they claim their God and religion stands for. They use ‘God’ to gain power from the rubes who have long been conditioned to think that their particular heretical interpretation of a collection of badly translated texts somehow makes them special. He and heretics like him are exactly the anti-Christs and false-prophets their own Bible warns believers against.”
October 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Get Elon on a podcast immediately because we need this goatfuck to escalate, ASAP.

#muskvstrump
June 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Stephen Miller = Pee Wee German.
April 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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The felon fired experienced personnel in favor of installing his utterly incompetent sycophants. Democrats need to fucking hammer EVERYONE with that fact.
March 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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I think it’s a valid question, don’t you?..
Yea or nay, how many people feel completely safe out there, these days? Comment below.
March 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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The Felon has called Putin to demand a signed peace deal and has threatened to destroy the Russian economy if he doesn’t. If you think the Felon’s joking, just look what he did to America’s economy.
The Felon has called Putin to demand a signed peace deal and has threatened to destroy the Russian economy if he doesn’t. If you think the Felon’s joking, just look what he did to America’s economy.
March 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Wanna save America?

Here are some ideas:

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How To Save America | American Bogan
So, American Bogan should stay a-political so we don’t “alienate half of [our] customers,” right? Nah. Politics affects us all and it should be very clear where we stand.
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February 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Here’s a fun little thought experiment: Out of all your friends, acquaintances, co-workers, and families, online and in person and especially if you’d be at elevated risk under this current regime, who do you trust to NOT denounce you? Do you truly believe that it can’t happen here, in The United States?… Like, really think about it. Allow yourself the mental space to game the question out in your head. You know, “search your feelings.” Who can you trust? For some of you, that privilege you’ve enjoyed for so long, can you feel just how shaky it actually is?..
February 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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February 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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January 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Fuck that rat.
January 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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So, since Elon Musk is apparently the President now, who wants to see his birth certificate?..
December 20, 2024 at 12:21 AM
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This is all AOL’s fault. If it wasn’t for The September That Never Ended, the Internet would be a vastly different space.

#FuckTrump #FuckElon
December 19, 2024 at 2:12 PM
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STOP! ELECTING! BOGANS! TO! PUBLIC! OFFICE!

For FUCK’S sake!
December 15, 2024 at 12:44 AM
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Ayyy, oh!..
December 5, 2024 at 10:05 PM
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PooDOO!
Screenshot of typical MAGAt getting mocked in pseudo-Huttese, Jabba the Hutt style…
December 1, 2024 at 10:54 PM
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Yup.
November 26, 2024 at 1:09 AM
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Justice died today.

We had a good run.
November 25, 2024 at 11:17 PM
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I think we should bring back The Harlem Shake cuz what the hell does anything matter anymore anyway?..
November 23, 2024 at 10:37 PM
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How different genres of rock reply to: “I’m gonna K*LL YOU!..”

Heavy metal: *headbangs*

Hardcore: *punches first*

Goth: “When?”

Punk: “So?..”
November 22, 2024 at 8:38 PM