I’m planning on spending the weekend fortifying my home for this. I know I don’t need to build a set of locks to protect physical safety, but a robust security system around us to protect our hearts and spirits. This is going to be an undertaking. Possibly the most important one of my life.

I reposted this in my Stories on that picture app and somehow no one can see it even though I see it in my feed. Must have been printed in disappearing ink. 🤔

Phew. 🙄

Anyone traveling to Minnesot reproductive healthcare, you’re not. You’ve got family that you’re visiting. I’m your auntie now.

And they are confiscating all supporting documentation. Protect your personal documents!

As long as your name doesn’t rhyme with Basin Jer Dusha, you’re good.

This is so nostalgic. I feel like we should be trolling local journalists and checking in to Mpls bars on Dodgeball

Ugh. The steroids. Wendy ran to the nursing desk to tell them I was about to throw a table through the window when I got them prior to E’s birth. Worst feeling ever.