Ali Mehedi
@amehedi.bsky.social
New York based Standup Comedian, Actor, Entertainer. Founder of @LaughingLassi & @NewYorkComedyHour. 🇧🇩🇨🇦🏏🎤
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Ali Mehedi
@amehedi.bsky.social
· Jan 27
The best way to experience the universe is through someone else's eyes. Because yours are corrupt. #philosophy #life
The other day I bought two Pistachio Bomboloni for me and my girlfriend but ate them both on the way home. She does not know, and I do not regret it.
February 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
The other day I bought two Pistachio Bomboloni for me and my girlfriend but ate them both on the way home. She does not know, and I do not regret it.
Congratulations Team Canada! 🇨🇦
February 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Congratulations Team Canada! 🇨🇦
If we knew a planet-killing asteroid was headed for Earth, I think all of humanity should play Thunderstruck by AC/DC to let the universe know we enjoyed being here and that we're okay with the ending.
youtu.be/v2AC41dglnM?...
#NASA #ACDC
youtu.be/v2AC41dglnM?...
#NASA #ACDC
AC/DC - Thunderstruck (Official Video)
YouTube video by acdcVEVO
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February 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
If we knew a planet-killing asteroid was headed for Earth, I think all of humanity should play Thunderstruck by AC/DC to let the universe know we enjoyed being here and that we're okay with the ending.
youtu.be/v2AC41dglnM?...
#NASA #ACDC
youtu.be/v2AC41dglnM?...
#NASA #ACDC
I have good news to share!!!
#NASA has raised the probability of deep impact to 1 in 32! We don't have to worry about price of eggs any more!
#NASA has raised the probability of deep impact to 1 in 32! We don't have to worry about price of eggs any more!
February 19, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I have good news to share!!!
#NASA has raised the probability of deep impact to 1 in 32! We don't have to worry about price of eggs any more!
#NASA has raised the probability of deep impact to 1 in 32! We don't have to worry about price of eggs any more!
There have been 87 aviation accidents in 2025, according to data from the National Transportation Safety Board.
No one got fired, no one went to jail, but two whistleblowers, apparently, took their own lives. 🤦🏽♂️ #FAA
www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...
No one got fired, no one went to jail, but two whistleblowers, apparently, took their own lives. 🤦🏽♂️ #FAA
www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...
Plane crashes 2025: How many have there been in the US, how many people have been killed?
As recent reports of disasters raise concerns about flying, including one on Monday in Toronto, here's how many US plane crashes have occurred in 2025.
www.usatoday.com
February 18, 2025 at 9:14 PM
There have been 87 aviation accidents in 2025, according to data from the National Transportation Safety Board.
No one got fired, no one went to jail, but two whistleblowers, apparently, took their own lives. 🤦🏽♂️ #FAA
www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...
No one got fired, no one went to jail, but two whistleblowers, apparently, took their own lives. 🤦🏽♂️ #FAA
www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...
Credit Karma is encouraging me to get more credit cards so I can increase my credit score, but then if I use my credit cards, my score goes down. So basically, getting 8 credit cards and not using any of them is a sign of financial stability.🤦♂️ #Equifax #TransUnion
February 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Credit Karma is encouraging me to get more credit cards so I can increase my credit score, but then if I use my credit cards, my score goes down. So basically, getting 8 credit cards and not using any of them is a sign of financial stability.🤦♂️ #Equifax #TransUnion
Tuesday stepping up it's game. Watch out, hump-day. #TuesdaySharkDay
February 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Tuesday stepping up it's game. Watch out, hump-day. #TuesdaySharkDay
Loving deeply is like investing in Crypto. You might be a billionaire or homeless. Shallow love is like a night out with your friends. You make few mistakes, overspend a little, & maybe wake up with a headache, but with a good breakfast & some exercise you will be spick-and-span back on the street.
February 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Loving deeply is like investing in Crypto. You might be a billionaire or homeless. Shallow love is like a night out with your friends. You make few mistakes, overspend a little, & maybe wake up with a headache, but with a good breakfast & some exercise you will be spick-and-span back on the street.
One of the sadest things to watch is the TV friendly set of an absolutely hilarious comedian.
#StandupComedy #Notes
#StandupComedy #Notes
February 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
One of the sadest things to watch is the TV friendly set of an absolutely hilarious comedian.
#StandupComedy #Notes
#StandupComedy #Notes
Imagine living a life where your entire legacy is being shot to death by a guy named Luigi, and yet no one remembers your name—they just call you the United Healthcare CEO.
If this doesn't serve as a wake-up call for CEOs, I'm not sure what will.
If this doesn't serve as a wake-up call for CEOs, I'm not sure what will.
February 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Imagine living a life where your entire legacy is being shot to death by a guy named Luigi, and yet no one remembers your name—they just call you the United Healthcare CEO.
If this doesn't serve as a wake-up call for CEOs, I'm not sure what will.
If this doesn't serve as a wake-up call for CEOs, I'm not sure what will.
Life is short and we wait until the last minute to live it. 😂
#life #wisdom #nyc #love #advice #lifeadvice #valentinesday #funny #comedy
#life #wisdom #nyc #love #advice #lifeadvice #valentinesday #funny #comedy
February 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Life is short and we wait until the last minute to live it. 😂
#life #wisdom #nyc #love #advice #lifeadvice #valentinesday #funny #comedy
#life #wisdom #nyc #love #advice #lifeadvice #valentinesday #funny #comedy
When everyone around you are sheep and you are a chicken. 🐓
February 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
When everyone around you are sheep and you are a chicken. 🐓
Without depth of knowledge, one cannot have depth in love. To love deeply is to perceive deeply, for love is the recognition of truth in another.
#HappyValentinesDay
#HappyValentinesDay
February 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Without depth of knowledge, one cannot have depth in love. To love deeply is to perceive deeply, for love is the recognition of truth in another.
#HappyValentinesDay
#HappyValentinesDay
The establishment does everything in its power to ensure that revolutionary rage is redirected into empty outlets which provide pressure releases for desires that could become dangerous if allowed to progress.
- George Jackson, Blood in My Eye
- George Jackson, Blood in My Eye
February 12, 2025 at 12:49 PM
The establishment does everything in its power to ensure that revolutionary rage is redirected into empty outlets which provide pressure releases for desires that could become dangerous if allowed to progress.
- George Jackson, Blood in My Eye
- George Jackson, Blood in My Eye
I am an individual contributor at work, and I am an individual contributor at home. What I need is few people under me, at work and at home. 🫡
a man in a suit stands in front of a group of people clapping their hands
ALT: a man in a suit stands in front of a group of people clapping their hands
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I am an individual contributor at work, and I am an individual contributor at home. What I need is few people under me, at work and at home. 🫡
Real confidence is when you are bald but you act like you have hair. 😜
February 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Real confidence is when you are bald but you act like you have hair. 😜
The reason the West progressed while China did not over the past 600 years is that China was isolated & had a highly inward-focused policy.
Adopting a closed-off & inward-focused approach for America is, to say the least, shortsighted. Specially when China is doing the opposite.
Adopting a closed-off & inward-focused approach for America is, to say the least, shortsighted. Specially when China is doing the opposite.
February 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The reason the West progressed while China did not over the past 600 years is that China was isolated & had a highly inward-focused policy.
Adopting a closed-off & inward-focused approach for America is, to say the least, shortsighted. Specially when China is doing the opposite.
Adopting a closed-off & inward-focused approach for America is, to say the least, shortsighted. Specially when China is doing the opposite.
Did good ever win against evil? Or, was it always one evil
replacing another evil and what we perceive as a win for good is just the transition period when two evils are tired battling each other.
Is this why good people support one evil so they get a break from another evil?
replacing another evil and what we perceive as a win for good is just the transition period when two evils are tired battling each other.
Is this why good people support one evil so they get a break from another evil?
February 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Did good ever win against evil? Or, was it always one evil
replacing another evil and what we perceive as a win for good is just the transition period when two evils are tired battling each other.
Is this why good people support one evil so they get a break from another evil?
replacing another evil and what we perceive as a win for good is just the transition period when two evils are tired battling each other.
Is this why good people support one evil so they get a break from another evil?
Two atoms never truly touch each other. Due to their electromagnetic forces, they repel each other before coming into direct contact—what we perceive as “touch.”
So, technically, we are all virgins. 🤷🏽♂️
So, technically, we are all virgins. 🤷🏽♂️
February 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Two atoms never truly touch each other. Due to their electromagnetic forces, they repel each other before coming into direct contact—what we perceive as “touch.”
So, technically, we are all virgins. 🤷🏽♂️
So, technically, we are all virgins. 🤷🏽♂️
You can’t choose your family, but you can move to a different country and change your number. 😂
February 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
You can’t choose your family, but you can move to a different country and change your number. 😂
These #GenZ scammers don’t even have the work ethic to write the subject in their phishing email. 🤦🏽♂️ We were called Scam Artists because we took our scamming seriously. Look at this shit I got today: 😡
February 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
These #GenZ scammers don’t even have the work ethic to write the subject in their phishing email. 🤦🏽♂️ We were called Scam Artists because we took our scamming seriously. Look at this shit I got today: 😡
The correct response to a joke you don’t find funny is silence, not hate. 🤷🏽♂️
February 1, 2025 at 1:39 PM
The correct response to a joke you don’t find funny is silence, not hate. 🤷🏽♂️