Ambeggar
@ambeggar.bsky.social
Bald punisher of miscreants and weak-limbed ancient loon. Occasionally wonders if the Benignity of the Compassionate Hand would be a system of government worth trying out for a few years.
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We've had two orders this year which is frankly unsustainable from a business and income standpoint 😅
So uh, check out all our cool products like gelly cube soaps (with full dice set inside) at www.tabletoptinkering.com
Free UK shipping over £30!
#smallbusiness #ttrpg #dice #dnd
So uh, check out all our cool products like gelly cube soaps (with full dice set inside) at www.tabletoptinkering.com
Free UK shipping over £30!
#smallbusiness #ttrpg #dice #dnd
February 4, 2026 at 6:57 AM
We've had two orders this year which is frankly unsustainable from a business and income standpoint 😅
So uh, check out all our cool products like gelly cube soaps (with full dice set inside) at www.tabletoptinkering.com
Free UK shipping over £30!
#smallbusiness #ttrpg #dice #dnd
So uh, check out all our cool products like gelly cube soaps (with full dice set inside) at www.tabletoptinkering.com
Free UK shipping over £30!
#smallbusiness #ttrpg #dice #dnd
You had me at dice soap, but the free shipping is nice too!
February 4, 2026 at 9:09 AM
You had me at dice soap, but the free shipping is nice too!
“When war broke out I turned to Alanbrooke and said…” (pretty sure it turns up passim in at least one Goon Show script.)
February 4, 2026 at 7:45 AM
“When war broke out I turned to Alanbrooke and said…” (pretty sure it turns up passim in at least one Goon Show script.)
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Read the Alt Text.
February 4, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Read the Alt Text.
I tend to say airplane, but then I have a drink problem and ate the fish.
February 3, 2026 at 9:48 PM
I tend to say airplane, but then I have a drink problem and ate the fish.
Recommend switching to a fuckyou napalm brand or generic jellied petroleum as per the Churchill Crocodile; it burns harder and faster.
February 3, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Recommend switching to a fuckyou napalm brand or generic jellied petroleum as per the Churchill Crocodile; it burns harder and faster.
I am Ambeggar and I associate myself with that remark. Especially because we get to see who the real monsters are...
February 3, 2026 at 9:28 PM
I am Ambeggar and I associate myself with that remark. Especially because we get to see who the real monsters are...
I am on the side of the protestors in the USA, because their social theory is To Kill a Mockingbird and the Feds are playing themselves from Fast and Furious Five.
February 1, 2026 at 9:09 AM
I am on the side of the protestors in the USA, because their social theory is To Kill a Mockingbird and the Feds are playing themselves from Fast and Furious Five.
The early attempts by the Mysterons to make an impression on the World Government were easily detected and kind of embarrassing.
January 31, 2026 at 8:05 AM
The early attempts by the Mysterons to make an impression on the World Government were easily detected and kind of embarrassing.
But were they Universal?
January 30, 2026 at 7:05 AM
But were they Universal?
Whatever happens, we have got
The Maxim gun, and they have not
(Hilaire Belloc)
The Maxim gun, and they have not
(Hilaire Belloc)
January 28, 2026 at 7:41 AM
Whatever happens, we have got
The Maxim gun, and they have not
(Hilaire Belloc)
The Maxim gun, and they have not
(Hilaire Belloc)
I’m also wondering as a dim European how Lake Michigan ends up as a border given it’s wholly within the USA. Should more of California be borderlands because of the Salton Sea?
January 27, 2026 at 3:13 PM
I’m also wondering as a dim European how Lake Michigan ends up as a border given it’s wholly within the USA. Should more of California be borderlands because of the Salton Sea?
Let me not bother to introduce you to the Royal Artillery…
January 27, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Let me not bother to introduce you to the Royal Artillery…
I see you might have recognised my avatar…
Well, if we can’t rely on artillery and rockets there’s always the Sororitas and a good supply of Blessed Promethium.
Well, if we can’t rely on artillery and rockets there’s always the Sororitas and a good supply of Blessed Promethium.
January 27, 2026 at 1:32 PM
I see you might have recognised my avatar…
Well, if we can’t rely on artillery and rockets there’s always the Sororitas and a good supply of Blessed Promethium.
Well, if we can’t rely on artillery and rockets there’s always the Sororitas and a good supply of Blessed Promethium.
But we have Avada Kedavra! They say. Congratulations! Muggles say. You have succeeded in emulating the performance of a sawn off shotgun!
January 27, 2026 at 1:23 PM
But we have Avada Kedavra! They say. Congratulations! Muggles say. You have succeeded in emulating the performance of a sawn off shotgun!
Maybe; but painting individual submunitions gold and targeting the Quidditch World Cup would probably be some sort of war crime. So we wouldn’t do that.
January 27, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Maybe; but painting individual submunitions gold and targeting the Quidditch World Cup would probably be some sort of war crime. So we wouldn’t do that.
…and it’s a world where the grossly corrupt government employs people to torture children and regards the majority population of muggles as untermenschen who can properly be magicked into humiliating positions and ignored. Which, given muggles have MLRS and howitzers, is a seriously stupid take.
January 27, 2026 at 10:25 AM
…and it’s a world where the grossly corrupt government employs people to torture children and regards the majority population of muggles as untermenschen who can properly be magicked into humiliating positions and ignored. Which, given muggles have MLRS and howitzers, is a seriously stupid take.
As part of Holocaust Memorial Day in Taunton.
12:30 at St John the Evangelist church, Park Street. A non denominational commemoration event with resettlement stories, time for reflection and a candle lighting ceremony. Bridging the Generations. All welcome.
12:30 at St John the Evangelist church, Park Street. A non denominational commemoration event with resettlement stories, time for reflection and a candle lighting ceremony. Bridging the Generations. All welcome.
January 27, 2026 at 8:18 AM
As part of Holocaust Memorial Day in Taunton.
12:30 at St John the Evangelist church, Park Street. A non denominational commemoration event with resettlement stories, time for reflection and a candle lighting ceremony. Bridging the Generations. All welcome.
12:30 at St John the Evangelist church, Park Street. A non denominational commemoration event with resettlement stories, time for reflection and a candle lighting ceremony. Bridging the Generations. All welcome.
I thought it was Oswald Cobblepot not Donald…
January 24, 2026 at 9:38 AM
I thought it was Oswald Cobblepot not Donald…
The only reliable golf ball finder in Government service is 007 as we saw in Goldfinger.
January 23, 2026 at 7:13 PM
The only reliable golf ball finder in Government service is 007 as we saw in Goldfinger.
It is true that we are sinners, it is true we must repent
For the strangers and the hungry we have kept outside our tent
And with repentance we support the people God has sent
His truth is marching on!
For the strangers and the hungry we have kept outside our tent
And with repentance we support the people God has sent
His truth is marching on!
January 23, 2026 at 6:05 PM
It is true that we are sinners, it is true we must repent
For the strangers and the hungry we have kept outside our tent
And with repentance we support the people God has sent
His truth is marching on!
For the strangers and the hungry we have kept outside our tent
And with repentance we support the people God has sent
His truth is marching on!
There is cruelty and violence, there is greed and there is pride
Oh! ICE repent and fling your cell door open wide
If your God should come to judge you, will your place be at his side?
His truth is marching on!
Oh! ICE repent and fling your cell door open wide
If your God should come to judge you, will your place be at his side?
His truth is marching on!
January 23, 2026 at 5:58 PM
There is cruelty and violence, there is greed and there is pride
Oh! ICE repent and fling your cell door open wide
If your God should come to judge you, will your place be at his side?
His truth is marching on!
Oh! ICE repent and fling your cell door open wide
If your God should come to judge you, will your place be at his side?
His truth is marching on!
It’s an evil truth that lying runs a ring around the world
Deceit can wave its banners while the honest flag is furled
But the lie cannot endure however far its words are hurled
For truth is marching on!
Deceit can wave its banners while the honest flag is furled
But the lie cannot endure however far its words are hurled
For truth is marching on!
January 23, 2026 at 5:52 PM
It’s an evil truth that lying runs a ring around the world
Deceit can wave its banners while the honest flag is furled
But the lie cannot endure however far its words are hurled
For truth is marching on!
Deceit can wave its banners while the honest flag is furled
But the lie cannot endure however far its words are hurled
For truth is marching on!
In the beauty of the lilies Christ was born across the sea
And his recording angels list the crimes of ICE
Let us all love just as he loves as he sets the prisoners free
For his truth is marching on!…
And his recording angels list the crimes of ICE
Let us all love just as he loves as he sets the prisoners free
For his truth is marching on!…
January 23, 2026 at 5:45 PM
In the beauty of the lilies Christ was born across the sea
And his recording angels list the crimes of ICE
Let us all love just as he loves as he sets the prisoners free
For his truth is marching on!…
And his recording angels list the crimes of ICE
Let us all love just as he loves as he sets the prisoners free
For his truth is marching on!…
I know the Russian Navy is sh1te but a missile cruiser should cost a bit more than a fighter jet?
January 23, 2026 at 5:22 PM
I know the Russian Navy is sh1te but a missile cruiser should cost a bit more than a fighter jet?