Future psychic
@amateurpsychonaut.bsky.social
Not psychic yet, but I’m working on it :3
1/3 of Blank Bodies, musician, big dawg.
1/3 of Blank Bodies, musician, big dawg.
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I did a thing with my vocal flapper alongside @blankbodies.bsky.social talking about Vampires, the Bible and prophecy
I did a thing with my vocal flapper alongside @blankbodies.bsky.social talking about Vampires, the Bible and prophecy
Ep 135 - Noddist Prophecies w/Rampant Wombat
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November 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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I did a thing with my vocal flapper alongside @blankbodies.bsky.social talking about Vampires, the Bible and prophecy
I did a thing with my vocal flapper alongside @blankbodies.bsky.social talking about Vampires, the Bible and prophecy
Crying in the shower, nothing happened I’m just scared of the shower.
October 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Crying in the shower, nothing happened I’m just scared of the shower.
You’re too liberal with the sour cream and it’s bad for moral
September 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
You’re too liberal with the sour cream and it’s bad for moral
I can’t stop shitting. It’s been years and it still happens once or twice a week, no matter how much I give up sins
September 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I can’t stop shitting. It’s been years and it still happens once or twice a week, no matter how much I give up sins
Should I grab all 3 alt covers?
September 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Should I grab all 3 alt covers?
Natasha bedingford’s unwritten is my Roman Empire of the evening
September 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Natasha bedingford’s unwritten is my Roman Empire of the evening
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Hey everyone;
Can you do me a quick favor?
Bluesky has been throttling our reach
So if this shows up in your feed can you comment “Hey coach”
So I know who sees my content.
Thank you, 🫡
Can you do me a quick favor?
Bluesky has been throttling our reach
So if this shows up in your feed can you comment “Hey coach”
So I know who sees my content.
Thank you, 🫡
December 25, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Hey everyone;
Can you do me a quick favor?
Bluesky has been throttling our reach
So if this shows up in your feed can you comment “Hey coach”
So I know who sees my content.
Thank you, 🫡
Can you do me a quick favor?
Bluesky has been throttling our reach
So if this shows up in your feed can you comment “Hey coach”
So I know who sees my content.
Thank you, 🫡
The twink to Unc Pipeline is crazy
September 7, 2025 at 2:57 AM
The twink to Unc Pipeline is crazy
Bashar al-Assad must be stopped
August 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Bashar al-Assad must be stopped
Halloweens coming up and I need to start working on my costume. I’m thinking of going as stolen valor, any suggestions?
August 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Halloweens coming up and I need to start working on my costume. I’m thinking of going as stolen valor, any suggestions?
Taking an edible and watching Swingers (1996) till it integrates into my personality, if you wanna come over.
August 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Taking an edible and watching Swingers (1996) till it integrates into my personality, if you wanna come over.
Someone should invent an asexual version of Cockhero.
July 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Someone should invent an asexual version of Cockhero.
This scared the fucking shit out of me
July 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
This scared the fucking shit out of me
Remembered America.
July 4, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Remembered America.
I enjoy eating food but the repercussions of my actions worry me. (I have something stuck in my teeth)
July 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I enjoy eating food but the repercussions of my actions worry me. (I have something stuck in my teeth)
Drank too much piss and now I’m in a P-hole
May 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Drank too much piss and now I’m in a P-hole
Accidentally wore my slippers to the grocery store.
Buy a @blankbodies.bsky.social shirt!
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#vampirethemasquerade #tabletop #ttrpg
Buy a @blankbodies.bsky.social shirt!
ko-fi.com/blankbodies/...
#vampirethemasquerade #tabletop #ttrpg
May 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Accidentally wore my slippers to the grocery store.
Buy a @blankbodies.bsky.social shirt!
ko-fi.com/blankbodies/...
#vampirethemasquerade #tabletop #ttrpg
Buy a @blankbodies.bsky.social shirt!
ko-fi.com/blankbodies/...
#vampirethemasquerade #tabletop #ttrpg
Laughing makes me smile, tbh
April 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Laughing makes me smile, tbh
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April 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Please stop raining, my biological clock is ticking and I NEED to mow the lawn
April 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Please stop raining, my biological clock is ticking and I NEED to mow the lawn
Wanna come hangout? I found a Halo 2 poster we could look at.
March 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Wanna come hangout? I found a Halo 2 poster we could look at.
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True story: I was working at a Men’s Beer and Video Games company. A liberal with blue hair came in and demanded we put woke pronouns in the beer so I made a citizen’s arrest and deported they-them to CommieFornia. Then 135-year-old World War I veteran tried to thank me, and I said no, thank YOU.
March 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
True story: I was working at a Men’s Beer and Video Games company. A liberal with blue hair came in and demanded we put woke pronouns in the beer so I made a citizen’s arrest and deported they-them to CommieFornia. Then 135-year-old World War I veteran tried to thank me, and I said no, thank YOU.