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Future psychic
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Not psychic yet, but I’m working on it :3

1/3 of Blank Bodies, musician, big dawg.
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I did a thing with my vocal flapper alongside @blankbodies.bsky.social talking about Vampires, the Bible and prophecy
Ep 135 - Noddist Prophecies w/Rampant Wombat
open.spotify.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Crying in the shower, nothing happened I’m just scared of the shower.
October 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
You’re too liberal with the sour cream and it’s bad for moral
September 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I can’t stop shitting. It’s been years and it still happens once or twice a week, no matter how much I give up sins
September 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Should I grab all 3 alt covers?
September 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Natasha bedingford’s unwritten is my Roman Empire of the evening
September 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Hey everyone;

Can you do me a quick favor?

Bluesky has been throttling our reach

So if this shows up in your feed can you comment “Hey coach”

So I know who sees my content.

Thank you, 🫡
December 25, 2024 at 4:54 PM
The twink to Unc Pipeline is crazy
September 7, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Bashar al-Assad must be stopped
August 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Halloweens coming up and I need to start working on my costume. I’m thinking of going as stolen valor, any suggestions?
August 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Taking an edible and watching Swingers (1996) till it integrates into my personality, if you wanna come over.
August 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Someone should invent an asexual version of Cockhero.
July 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
This scared the fucking shit out of me
July 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Remembered America.
July 4, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I enjoy eating food but the repercussions of my actions worry me. (I have something stuck in my teeth)
July 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Drank too much piss and now I’m in a P-hole
May 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Accidentally wore my slippers to the grocery store.

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#vampirethemasquerade #tabletop #ttrpg
May 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Cookin’
May 1, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Laughing makes me smile, tbh
April 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
April 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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April 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Please stop raining, my biological clock is ticking and I NEED to mow the lawn
April 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
#lifehack you don’t have to pay at target if you finish your treat before you get to the register :3
April 1, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Wanna come hangout? I found a Halo 2 poster we could look at.
March 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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True story: I was working at a Men’s Beer and Video Games company. A liberal with blue hair came in and demanded we put woke pronouns in the beer so I made a citizen’s arrest and deported they-them to CommieFornia. Then 135-year-old World War I veteran tried to thank me, and I said no, thank YOU.
March 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM