What do you call AManWithNoDog?
@amanwithnodog.bsky.social
“Uncannily lifelike”
Has dog. Red wine & swearing are 90% of my personality. #LLAP 🖖🏻 He/him 🏳️🌈
Has dog. Red wine & swearing are 90% of my personality. #LLAP 🖖🏻 He/him 🏳️🌈
It what’s Charles calls his arsehole.
September 29, 2025 at 12:31 PM
It what’s Charles calls his arsehole.
Slutty little glasses;
Slutty little curl;
Slutty l̶i̶t̶t̶l̶e̶ zombie dick…
What a summer of film.
Slutty little curl;
Slutty l̶i̶t̶t̶l̶e̶ zombie dick…
What a summer of film.
July 18, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Slutty little glasses;
Slutty little curl;
Slutty l̶i̶t̶t̶l̶e̶ zombie dick…
What a summer of film.
Slutty little curl;
Slutty l̶i̶t̶t̶l̶e̶ zombie dick…
What a summer of film.
Unsolicited deck pics in vile weather.
April 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Unsolicited deck pics in vile weather.
So Suga, very babes
April 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
So Suga, very babes
The weather has not been our friend, but progress has been made.
April 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The weather has not been our friend, but progress has been made.
Do you mean “fisted”?
April 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Do you mean “fisted”?
Lads, I got the grass cut.
March 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Lads, I got the grass cut.
If chamomile tea is really going to help me sleep better you’d think it’d fucking taste better.
February 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
If chamomile tea is really going to help me sleep better you’d think it’d fucking taste better.
February 1, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I crashed my dad’s car in the car park of this branch when I was 10.
www.dailyrecord.co.uk/in-your-area...
www.dailyrecord.co.uk/in-your-area...
Uddingston bank branch to shut its doors
The Main Street branch of Bank of Scotland will close in May due to declining use.
www.dailyrecord.co.uk
January 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I crashed my dad’s car in the car park of this branch when I was 10.
www.dailyrecord.co.uk/in-your-area...
www.dailyrecord.co.uk/in-your-area...
If we chained Claudia Winkleman to the castle could we have Traitors 7 days a week, 52 weeks a year?
January 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
If we chained Claudia Winkleman to the castle could we have Traitors 7 days a week, 52 weeks a year?
Gardenwithjonny knows exactly what he’s doing. vm.tiktok.com/ZGdAS9S8G/
TikTok - Make Your Day
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January 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Gardenwithjonny knows exactly what he’s doing. vm.tiktok.com/ZGdAS9S8G/
Mild and dry today so we built a raised bed and lifted some turf to create this wee area at the front door. Looking forward to planting it up in the Spring.
January 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Mild and dry today so we built a raised bed and lifted some turf to create this wee area at the front door. Looking forward to planting it up in the Spring.
I only managed two weeks of Dry January so… moist January?
January 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I only managed two weeks of Dry January so… moist January?
STILL waiting for Wednesday. #TheTraitors
a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the man has a star on his uniform
ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the man has a star on his uniform
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
STILL waiting for Wednesday. #TheTraitors
I couldn’t wait any longer. This year I WILL grow peppers bigger than Maltesers.
January 12, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I couldn’t wait any longer. This year I WILL grow peppers bigger than Maltesers.
Don't you want me like I want you, baby?
Don't you need me like I need you now?
Sleep tomorrow, but tonight go crazy
All you gotta do is just meet me at the…
Don't you need me like I need you now?
Sleep tomorrow, but tonight go crazy
All you gotta do is just meet me at the…
January 2, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Don't you want me like I want you, baby?
Don't you need me like I need you now?
Sleep tomorrow, but tonight go crazy
All you gotta do is just meet me at the…
Don't you need me like I need you now?
Sleep tomorrow, but tonight go crazy
All you gotta do is just meet me at the…
It’s a Christmas movie because Scotty says “the energiser is bypassed like a Christmas tree”
Just woke myself up snoring while watching Wrath of Khan. Gotta love Boxing Day.
December 26, 2024 at 5:14 PM
It’s a Christmas movie because Scotty says “the energiser is bypassed like a Christmas tree”
Just woke myself up snoring while watching Wrath of Khan. Gotta love Boxing Day.
December 26, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Just woke myself up snoring while watching Wrath of Khan. Gotta love Boxing Day.
Is it called a “white” lie because it assumes a power imbalance in favour of the teller, operates within a very loose and flexible moral code and robs the other party/parties of their agency?
December 17, 2024 at 11:23 AM
Is it called a “white” lie because it assumes a power imbalance in favour of the teller, operates within a very loose and flexible moral code and robs the other party/parties of their agency?
hAvE yOu pUt yOuR tReE uP yEt?
December 1, 2024 at 2:02 PM
hAvE yOu pUt yOuR tReE uP yEt?
Tell them how I am defying mavity
December 1, 2024 at 9:17 AM
Tell them how I am defying mavity
I’m picking up my first EV on Saturday morning and I already have range anxiety.
November 28, 2024 at 8:51 PM
I’m picking up my first EV on Saturday morning and I already have range anxiety.