Aaaayyyyyyyyyy
@amanmadeofham.bsky.social
Locked in a bitter feud with KHOL 91.7FM over $350 and Susan Boyle tickets I won in 2012 and DID NOT RECEIVE. I have retained an "attorney."
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Aaaayyyyyyyyyy
@amanmadeofham.bsky.social
· Sep 16
In 2012 I won $350 cash and tickets to see Susan Boyle at the Cheyenne Civic Center in a radio contest and they never came in the mail. KHOL 91.7FM in Jackson, Wyoming, expect a letter from my attorney.
FEED ME A STRAY CAT
September 22, 2025 at 3:50 PM
FEED ME A STRAY CAT
The boomer mind simply cannot comprehend that email addresses are not case sensitive
September 22, 2025 at 2:23 PM
The boomer mind simply cannot comprehend that email addresses are not case sensitive
I seriously believe that Disney adults should be summarily executed.
September 21, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I seriously believe that Disney adults should be summarily executed.
To the tune of Hallelujah by Leonard Cohen:
"Diarrhea, diarrhea, diarrhea, diarrheeeeeeaaaa."
"Diarrhea, diarrhea, diarrhea, diarrheeeeeeaaaa."
September 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
To the tune of Hallelujah by Leonard Cohen:
"Diarrhea, diarrhea, diarrhea, diarrheeeeeeaaaa."
"Diarrhea, diarrhea, diarrhea, diarrheeeeeeaaaa."
Dropping off the paperwork to change my middle name to "hot sauce"
September 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Dropping off the paperwork to change my middle name to "hot sauce"
Coworker got written up and is mad so everywhere he goes he's stomping his feet like a child. I hate a toxic work environment as much as the next person but good god it's just so funny.
September 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Coworker got written up and is mad so everywhere he goes he's stomping his feet like a child. I hate a toxic work environment as much as the next person but good god it's just so funny.
Your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard? Well my clam chowder brings all the aging divorcees to the porch. Tell me what he did to you babes. I'm here to listen. ♥️
September 17, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard? Well my clam chowder brings all the aging divorcees to the porch. Tell me what he did to you babes. I'm here to listen. ♥️
By the way, I will never forgive Israel for their genocide of the Palestinian people, and every person who worships Israel is guilty by association.
September 17, 2025 at 11:55 AM
By the way, I will never forgive Israel for their genocide of the Palestinian people, and every person who worships Israel is guilty by association.
Headed down to the funeral home to clap some widow cheeks. It being Wednesday and all.
September 17, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Headed down to the funeral home to clap some widow cheeks. It being Wednesday and all.
Yeah I'm a bathroom boy
September 17, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Yeah I'm a bathroom boy
@wyofile.com please feature my story. I need you desperately. This is not a romance scam this time and I'm sorry.
In 2012 I won $350 cash and tickets to see Susan Boyle at the Cheyenne Civic Center in a radio contest and they never came in the mail. KHOL 91.7FM in Jackson, Wyoming, expect a letter from my attorney.
September 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
@wyofile.com please feature my story. I need you desperately. This is not a romance scam this time and I'm sorry.
Initially I thought it was weird that all of the correspondence from the Etsy witch was postmarked from the state psychiatric hospital but I don't really know a lot about contract law.
I bought a magic spell from an Etsy witch that's supposed to help me win my case in court. Apparently if I wear all my clothes inside out and end every sentence with the magical phrase "squanch flampers," I'll be guaranteed to win.
September 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Initially I thought it was weird that all of the correspondence from the Etsy witch was postmarked from the state psychiatric hospital but I don't really know a lot about contract law.
I bought a magic spell from an Etsy witch that's supposed to help me win my case in court. Apparently if I wear all my clothes inside out and end every sentence with the magical phrase "squanch flampers," I'll be guaranteed to win.
September 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I bought a magic spell from an Etsy witch that's supposed to help me win my case in court. Apparently if I wear all my clothes inside out and end every sentence with the magical phrase "squanch flampers," I'll be guaranteed to win.
In 2012 I won $350 cash and tickets to see Susan Boyle at the Cheyenne Civic Center in a radio contest and they never came in the mail. KHOL 91.7FM in Jackson, Wyoming, expect a letter from my attorney.
September 16, 2025 at 8:12 PM
In 2012 I won $350 cash and tickets to see Susan Boyle at the Cheyenne Civic Center in a radio contest and they never came in the mail. KHOL 91.7FM in Jackson, Wyoming, expect a letter from my attorney.
What if I ripped off my own butt and threw it at you. What then.
September 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
What if I ripped off my own butt and threw it at you. What then.
butt snot, what light through yonder window breaks
September 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
butt snot, what light through yonder window breaks
In case no one has told you today, you are loved, you are wanted, there's a place for you in this world, Israel is an illegitimate state that should not exist, and I am grateful that you're my friend. ♥️
September 15, 2025 at 10:57 PM
In case no one has told you today, you are loved, you are wanted, there's a place for you in this world, Israel is an illegitimate state that should not exist, and I am grateful that you're my friend. ♥️
SPHYGMOMANOMETER
September 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
SPHYGMOMANOMETER
Starin' in disbelief, out at the gloom
I was forced with remorse to learn the bassoon.
I was forced with remorse to learn the bassoon.
September 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Starin' in disbelief, out at the gloom
I was forced with remorse to learn the bassoon.
I was forced with remorse to learn the bassoon.
Alright enough dick farting, who wants to kick me in the ass? Probably somebody named Reginald.
September 13, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Alright enough dick farting, who wants to kick me in the ass? Probably somebody named Reginald.
Are there other nitrous huffing Juggalos out there? Sure. But I have something the rest of them don't. Hemorrhoids.
September 13, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Are there other nitrous huffing Juggalos out there? Sure. But I have something the rest of them don't. Hemorrhoids.
Buddy, in this life you either defeat woodland critters in hand to hand combat, you die trying, or some third thing.
September 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Buddy, in this life you either defeat woodland critters in hand to hand combat, you die trying, or some third thing.
Alright who wants to make out
September 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Alright who wants to make out
If you're not picturing Dwight Schrute and Joe Biden deeply tongue kissing, then we can't be besties. How about them apples fuckaroo? 🍏🍎
September 13, 2025 at 3:26 AM
If you're not picturing Dwight Schrute and Joe Biden deeply tongue kissing, then we can't be besties. How about them apples fuckaroo? 🍏🍎