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amandatrashpanda
@amandatrashpanda.bsky.social
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Queer and autistic
Disabled writer and dancer
Average ukulele player
If you haven't checked in with the Goo Goo Dolls since the '90s, you should. They've been making music this whole time, and some of it's REALLY GOOD! Listening to the Miracle Pill album, and it's full of bangers.
September 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
My cat when my wife enters a room: MAMMA!!!

My cat when I enter a room: Oh. Sup, bitch?
February 21, 2025 at 12:31 AM
To add to the list of reasons I'm a mutant: my ulna bones are a bit too long. Yay. 😒
February 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
A gay man complimented my migraine glasses today. He said they were "giving it."

I only kinda know what that means, but I'm pretty sure it's positive.
February 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Wait, was there a sportsball thing today?
February 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Please note the majestic floof that is my cat's winter coat.
February 3, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Today went much better than I expected. 2mg of lorazepam makes an MRI a breeze, and then I got to have lunch with the best wife ever. ☺️
January 29, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I got the Cefaly I ordered for my migraines! Just in time for a very bad day, which means I can try the acute treatment first.
January 24, 2025 at 12:48 AM
My wife has the flu. She's wrecked enough I had to take her to the doctor. Apparently I had it last week, but just a slight fever, headache, and multiple cold sores for me.
I guess I received the superior flu shot this year.
January 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Pictured: things I bought for myself while holiday shopping for other people.

I guess this makes up for all the times this month I've tried to shop for a coat for myself and instead helped other people find coats...
December 21, 2024 at 3:47 AM
I need a new coat, so I asked my wife for one for Xmas. We went shopping last week, and found a cute coat...for HER.

Today I went by myself, and I helped some random lady find herself a coat...

This is becoming a problem.
December 12, 2024 at 2:15 AM
Am I the only person who HATES full-cast audiobooks?
I want one person to read me the book and do all the voices, damnit! If I wanted a radio drama, I'd listen to one.
December 11, 2024 at 4:13 PM
Holy hell, my brother actually acknowledged my wife in a text message. This is progress!
November 28, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Yesterday I baked a cake AND ran errands. These two perfectly normal human activities were too much for my body, so today I feel like crap.
Yay, chronic illness!
November 25, 2024 at 12:13 AM
I made my first layer cake since childhood. I ran out of vanilla frosting, so you can kinda see the chocolate cake underneath in places. It's also leaning a bit. But I'm calling it a win.
November 24, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Me, getting up when my wife does to get ready for work: Oh, it's cold! (Puts on long sleeve shirt and thigh-high socks) I wonder if I need to turn on the heater.
My wife: (Leaves for work in a tank top and shorts)
November 21, 2024 at 10:26 AM
Reposted by amandatrashpanda
Today is Transgender Day of Remembrance. Each year, the trans community loses too many lives, especially trans women of color, to hate and violence.

More than ever, we must stand by our trans family and support them, hold space for them, and insist the scapegoating and targeting stop.

Now.
November 20, 2024 at 3:18 PM