AmandaSortOf
@amandasortof.bsky.social
Outside a dog a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog it's too dark to read.
-Marx (Not Uncle Karl)
Grey hair, Pickleball, Coffee, Books, Recovering Teacher, Being Misunderstood, Swim Mom turned Official, Daily Struggle with Imposter Syndrome
-Marx (Not Uncle Karl)
Grey hair, Pickleball, Coffee, Books, Recovering Teacher, Being Misunderstood, Swim Mom turned Official, Daily Struggle with Imposter Syndrome
The shingles vaccine is no joke. This message is brought to you by old.
January 10, 2026 at 9:19 PM
The shingles vaccine is no joke. This message is brought to you by old.
🎶It's the most wonderful time of the year...🎶
September 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
🎶It's the most wonderful time of the year...🎶
Such an outstanding night with Weird Al and Puddles Pity Party.
September 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Such an outstanding night with Weird Al and Puddles Pity Party.
Well, this hit home...
September 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Well, this hit home...
Almost finished with the Dark Tower series by @stephenking.bsky.social Wow. There is so much to think about and process. What a beautiful piece of literature.
September 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Almost finished with the Dark Tower series by @stephenking.bsky.social Wow. There is so much to think about and process. What a beautiful piece of literature.
I'm so disappointed that I missed my first Be My Eyes call because I couldn't figure out how to take the call...hmmm...
June 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I'm so disappointed that I missed my first Be My Eyes call because I couldn't figure out how to take the call...hmmm...
At dinner. Kid in next booth over has a hat that says, Gulf of America. My question is, before the "renaming" did he have a Gulf of Mexico hat?
May 11, 2025 at 10:13 PM
At dinner. Kid in next booth over has a hat that says, Gulf of America. My question is, before the "renaming" did he have a Gulf of Mexico hat?
I have always wondered if musicians think about what random people do when they listen to their music. For example I am a 50 year old woman in central Florida power washing a fence with @themountaingoats.bsky.social on repeat. Maybe I need more sunscreen...
May 3, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I have always wondered if musicians think about what random people do when they listen to their music. For example I am a 50 year old woman in central Florida power washing a fence with @themountaingoats.bsky.social on repeat. Maybe I need more sunscreen...
Now I really hate horseflies.
April 25, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Now I really hate horseflies.
I hate horseflies.
April 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I hate horseflies.
Double switch 2 success. We won't talk about what I spent at Best Buy but I know my son will be happy.
April 24, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Double switch 2 success. We won't talk about what I spent at Best Buy but I know my son will be happy.
Switch 2 success. There is going to be one happy boy tomorrow.
April 24, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Switch 2 success. There is going to be one happy boy tomorrow.
Today is the start of the last week in my 40s. I went to get my nails done last week and there was a young girl there who worked really hard and spent a lot of money on beauty enhancements. 🧵
March 24, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Today is the start of the last week in my 40s. I went to get my nails done last week and there was a young girl there who worked really hard and spent a lot of money on beauty enhancements. 🧵
Democratic candidates need to show up to Republican townhalls ready to speak when the Republican fails to show. #democracy
March 22, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Democratic candidates need to show up to Republican townhalls ready to speak when the Republican fails to show. #democracy
New person started at work and manager has her taking 15 minutes meetings with entire team. I leave in 7 days. Manager told her to make sure to meet with me because I have lots of knowledge. Such a cathartic moment to see how far I have grown.
February 13, 2025 at 10:36 AM
New person started at work and manager has her taking 15 minutes meetings with entire team. I leave in 7 days. Manager told her to make sure to meet with me because I have lots of knowledge. Such a cathartic moment to see how far I have grown.
It's going to be a great day
January 30, 2025 at 11:42 AM
It's going to be a great day
"You data-ed directly into the sun."
January 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
"You data-ed directly into the sun."
Food for thought before a scary story review tomorrow. 👻
January 23, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Food for thought before a scary story review tomorrow. 👻
Penelope is ready for the next 4 years
January 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Penelope is ready for the next 4 years
Why is the air in Ohio so dry?
December 26, 2024 at 1:28 AM
Why is the air in Ohio so dry?
You know that funny joke about middle age where people sneeze and throw their back out? That just happened to me. It's not funny at all. 😭
December 19, 2024 at 5:15 PM
You know that funny joke about middle age where people sneeze and throw their back out? That just happened to me. It's not funny at all. 😭
And here we find a specimine of the Snuggied Floridus Teenagerous at rest. Note the single coloration allowing it to camouflage with his surroundings. At this age it will consume 3 times it's body weight in a single meal. They eat 400 times each day. It is a great effort to keep the young fed.
December 8, 2024 at 11:45 AM
And here we find a specimine of the Snuggied Floridus Teenagerous at rest. Note the single coloration allowing it to camouflage with his surroundings. At this age it will consume 3 times it's body weight in a single meal. They eat 400 times each day. It is a great effort to keep the young fed.
Latke is so dramatic...
December 4, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Latke is so dramatic...