AmandaHugginsmooch
@amandahugginsmooch.bsky.social
She/her
Feminist/420/huge nerd/cat mom
Feminist/420/huge nerd/cat mom
The same people who yell about "people don't want to work anymore" will turn around and have ChatGPT write their grocery list.
July 4, 2025 at 1:02 PM
The same people who yell about "people don't want to work anymore" will turn around and have ChatGPT write their grocery list.
Dammit now Big Beautiful Bill can't be my drag king name anymore.
June 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Dammit now Big Beautiful Bill can't be my drag king name anymore.
RFK after swimming in that creek:
"See? My kid is fine!"
"See? My kid is fine!"
May 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
RFK after swimming in that creek:
"See? My kid is fine!"
"See? My kid is fine!"
Popes never pick cool names, if I was pope I would pick a cool name like Pope Explosions! or Pope Slaughterfist.
May 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Popes never pick cool names, if I was pope I would pick a cool name like Pope Explosions! or Pope Slaughterfist.
RFK and Trump will not rid the US of chronic health conditions or mental health disorders. What they will get rid of is comprehensive screenings and treatment, then they'll point to "lower rates" of diagnosis and declare "Job well done."
And thousands will still be suffering or dead.
So, yeah. Cool
And thousands will still be suffering or dead.
So, yeah. Cool
May 2, 2025 at 12:25 PM
RFK and Trump will not rid the US of chronic health conditions or mental health disorders. What they will get rid of is comprehensive screenings and treatment, then they'll point to "lower rates" of diagnosis and declare "Job well done."
And thousands will still be suffering or dead.
So, yeah. Cool
And thousands will still be suffering or dead.
So, yeah. Cool
Happy May Day! Get in the Wicker Man, Elon!
May 1, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Happy May Day! Get in the Wicker Man, Elon!
You know I be at work poppin that pussy to the customer service hold music.
May 1, 2025 at 1:52 AM
You know I be at work poppin that pussy to the customer service hold music.
WWJD? Bong rips? Edibles? Vape?
I want to be theologically accurate today.
I want to be theologically accurate today.
April 20, 2025 at 1:52 PM
WWJD? Bong rips? Edibles? Vape?
I want to be theologically accurate today.
I want to be theologically accurate today.
I like how the main takeaway from White Lotus is that vacations are bad and you shouldn't go on them.
April 12, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I like how the main takeaway from White Lotus is that vacations are bad and you shouldn't go on them.
Ahh I start my new job tomorrow, hopefully it will be a few days before they realize I am actually a cat wearing glasses
April 7, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Ahh I start my new job tomorrow, hopefully it will be a few days before they realize I am actually a cat wearing glasses
I'm not gonna say anything about Cory Booker, I'm just gonna drop the Tuxedo Mask meme and leave
April 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I'm not gonna say anything about Cory Booker, I'm just gonna drop the Tuxedo Mask meme and leave
Don't even try to fool me tomorrow, because it will work and I will cry.
March 31, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Don't even try to fool me tomorrow, because it will work and I will cry.
The triumphant return of The Bangs
March 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
The triumphant return of The Bangs
It's almost like the "but her emails" crowd didn't really care about national security at all.
March 28, 2025 at 12:53 PM
It's almost like the "but her emails" crowd didn't really care about national security at all.
Grover's Mill NJ, where absolutely nothing happened...or did it?
#groversmill #waroftheworlds #martianlandingsite
#groversmill #waroftheworlds #martianlandingsite
March 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Grover's Mill NJ, where absolutely nothing happened...or did it?
#groversmill #waroftheworlds #martianlandingsite
#groversmill #waroftheworlds #martianlandingsite
Not quite sure why I'm serving Trad Wife today bc that for sure ain't my vibe
March 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Not quite sure why I'm serving Trad Wife today bc that for sure ain't my vibe
I wasn't hired to be the most vintage rockabilly lady in the office, but I'm gonna dress for the job I want.
March 21, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I wasn't hired to be the most vintage rockabilly lady in the office, but I'm gonna dress for the job I want.
Happy St. Patrick's Day! Keep it green.
March 17, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Happy St. Patrick's Day! Keep it green.
My drag king name is Smell Gibson
March 14, 2025 at 7:08 PM
My drag king name is Smell Gibson
Sure sex is good, but have you ever quit your toxic job?
March 13, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Sure sex is good, but have you ever quit your toxic job?
"GO BIRDS!"
-Me, yelling at the Goose Gang in the Pier 70 parking lot when they won't move out of the way of my car
#southsilly #itsaphillything
-Me, yelling at the Goose Gang in the Pier 70 parking lot when they won't move out of the way of my car
#southsilly #itsaphillything
March 11, 2025 at 12:38 PM
"GO BIRDS!"
-Me, yelling at the Goose Gang in the Pier 70 parking lot when they won't move out of the way of my car
#southsilly #itsaphillything
-Me, yelling at the Goose Gang in the Pier 70 parking lot when they won't move out of the way of my car
#southsilly #itsaphillything
I just hope all the movies try their best and have a good time.
March 3, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I just hope all the movies try their best and have a good time.
Tired of quiet quitting, now I'm LOUD QUITTING, which us where I loudly ask every single customer if they know somewhere that's hiring.
March 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Tired of quiet quitting, now I'm LOUD QUITTING, which us where I loudly ask every single customer if they know somewhere that's hiring.
Looks like that Pope job might be opening up soon, maybe I should apply for that 🤔
March 2, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Looks like that Pope job might be opening up soon, maybe I should apply for that 🤔
You know what? I would like an egg in this trying time.
March 1, 2025 at 2:33 AM
You know what? I would like an egg in this trying time.