alyssa
@alyssamora.bsky.social
dopamine addict | writer/producer/baddie | formerly: IGN, Variety
yall omg i kinda love threads
February 4, 2026 at 8:06 AM
yall omg i kinda love threads
crying in a buc-ees shirt is objectively the funniest thing you can do because when you go to the bathroom to collect yourself his evil beady empty little eyes are there, staring at you
February 4, 2026 at 5:31 AM
crying in a buc-ees shirt is objectively the funniest thing you can do because when you go to the bathroom to collect yourself his evil beady empty little eyes are there, staring at you
i don’t think i said? but i think it’s objectively crazy that i was cut loose from my job, at which i was a full time contractor, with a week and a half’s notice and of course no severance. like it is crazy that we can just do that to people in this country
February 3, 2026 at 11:54 PM
i don’t think i said? but i think it’s objectively crazy that i was cut loose from my job, at which i was a full time contractor, with a week and a half’s notice and of course no severance. like it is crazy that we can just do that to people in this country
i’ve literally never cared about fortnite until right this second
February 3, 2026 at 11:44 PM
i’ve literally never cared about fortnite until right this second
it’s not like he’s on here actually skeeting or reading the replies but i’m going to take the opportunity to cyberbully anyway:
get off the internet and retire you ugly old bitch no one likes u and your legacy is going to be a tie between cowardice and uselessness.
FUCK ICE
get off the internet and retire you ugly old bitch no one likes u and your legacy is going to be a tie between cowardice and uselessness.
FUCK ICE
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 3, 2026 at 11:39 PM
it’s not like he’s on here actually skeeting or reading the replies but i’m going to take the opportunity to cyberbully anyway:
get off the internet and retire you ugly old bitch no one likes u and your legacy is going to be a tie between cowardice and uselessness.
FUCK ICE
get off the internet and retire you ugly old bitch no one likes u and your legacy is going to be a tie between cowardice and uselessness.
FUCK ICE
my account is for the girls who prayed to god for a tapeworm when they were 12 years old
February 3, 2026 at 1:54 AM
my account is for the girls who prayed to god for a tapeworm when they were 12 years old
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February 2, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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“Imma leave this and say f**k ICE.”
— Kehlani accepting her first Grammy Award
— Kehlani accepting her first Grammy Award
February 2, 2026 at 2:56 AM
“Imma leave this and say f**k ICE.”
— Kehlani accepting her first Grammy Award
— Kehlani accepting her first Grammy Award
i have such bone-deep rage toward latino ICE agents, betraying your own and for what? jesus ochoa and raymundo gutierrez i hope for nothing but misery and social isolation for you both, i hope you are shunned by your families and community and i hope you get what you deserve and worse
This article is a very good example of why "more training" and "more vetting" isn't the answer. Jesus Ochoa and Raymundo Gutierrez joined Border Patrol in 2018 and 2014 respectively. These aren't new agents. www.propublica.org/article/alex...
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
www.propublica.org
February 1, 2026 at 11:28 PM
i have such bone-deep rage toward latino ICE agents, betraying your own and for what? jesus ochoa and raymundo gutierrez i hope for nothing but misery and social isolation for you both, i hope you are shunned by your families and community and i hope you get what you deserve and worse
i’m skipping heated rivalry night at the club that’s how you know it’s bleak
February 1, 2026 at 6:52 AM
i’m skipping heated rivalry night at the club that’s how you know it’s bleak
HE IS SOOOO DLDKDJDJ
February 1, 2026 at 6:51 AM
HE IS SOOOO DLDKDJDJ
canes forgot my extra canes sauce….i asked the guy if it was in the bag and he was so mean to me and then it wasn’t even actually in there………………..
February 1, 2026 at 1:54 AM
canes forgot my extra canes sauce….i asked the guy if it was in the bag and he was so mean to me and then it wasn’t even actually in there………………..
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I’m at #Sundance helping cover the festival’s final year in Park City with @latimes.com. Threading all the most interesting things I see.
January 23, 2026 at 7:38 PM
I’m at #Sundance helping cover the festival’s final year in Park City with @latimes.com. Threading all the most interesting things I see.
actually i’m adding to this: this is a miserable place full of miserable pedants who are so so obsessed with getting every term exactly right or jumping on people to correct them for the joy of “out-woking” everyone and every second i’m on here is a second i’m dreaming of stepping in front of a bus
i really can’t with today i can’t with this week or this month or this year i can’t i think 2026 is the year that does it
January 30, 2026 at 11:57 PM
actually i’m adding to this: this is a miserable place full of miserable pedants who are so so obsessed with getting every term exactly right or jumping on people to correct them for the joy of “out-woking” everyone and every second i’m on here is a second i’m dreaming of stepping in front of a bus
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I profiled Yahya Abdul-Mateen II's return to the superhero genre with #WonderMan, how he's learned to push past his own acting nerves, why his current definition of success means turning off his phone and walking his new dog, and more:
Yahya Abdul-Mateen II Turns ‘Wonder Man’ Into Marvel’s Most Personal Project Ever
Yahya Abdul-Mateen II on Marvel’s ‘Wonder Man,’ acting nerves, and his new superpower: turning his phone off and living his life.
collider.com
January 30, 2026 at 5:12 PM
I profiled Yahya Abdul-Mateen II's return to the superhero genre with #WonderMan, how he's learned to push past his own acting nerves, why his current definition of success means turning off his phone and walking his new dog, and more:
i really can’t with today i can’t with this week or this month or this year i can’t i think 2026 is the year that does it
January 30, 2026 at 7:14 PM
i really can’t with today i can’t with this week or this month or this year i can’t i think 2026 is the year that does it
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"You need to let go of wanting to show off and just be. That’s the trick in life, too. Just be."
Revisit E. Alex Jung's 2019 interview with Catherine O’Hara on her long career and more www.vulture.com/2026/01/cath...
Revisit E. Alex Jung's 2019 interview with Catherine O’Hara on her long career and more www.vulture.com/2026/01/cath...
Catherine O’Hara on Her Career, Sexism in Comedy, and Her Favorite Impressions
“I’ve been allowed to create my own characters and do my own writing and improvise and just create in such a free way,” says the Schitt’s Creek star.
www.vulture.com
January 30, 2026 at 7:00 PM
"You need to let go of wanting to show off and just be. That’s the trick in life, too. Just be."
Revisit E. Alex Jung's 2019 interview with Catherine O’Hara on her long career and more www.vulture.com/2026/01/cath...
Revisit E. Alex Jung's 2019 interview with Catherine O’Hara on her long career and more www.vulture.com/2026/01/cath...
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One of the best actors of her generation. Easily one of the best comedians of all time. As much Catherine O’Hara as we got, it was nowhere near enough.
Catherine O'Hara, the actor who starred as Kate McCallister in “Home Alone,” has died at 71, TMZ reports
Catherine O'Hara Dead at 71
Catherine O'Hara -- famous for her work in "Schitt's Creek," "Home Alone," and "Best In Show" -- is dead ... TMZ has learned.
www.tmz.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:36 PM
One of the best actors of her generation. Easily one of the best comedians of all time. As much Catherine O’Hara as we got, it was nowhere near enough.
i never really do the celebrity eulogy thing because at the end of the day who the fuck cares what i have to say about a legend? but i loved her, i really truly loved her and i have since i saw the nightmare before christmas for the very first time. i’m devastated
variety.com/2026/tv/news...
variety.com/2026/tv/news...
Catherine O’Hara, ‘Schitt’s Creek’ and ‘Home Alone’ Star, Dies at 71
Catherine O'Hara, a legendary Hollywood actor known for her roles in 'Schitt's Creek' and 'Home Alone,' has died. She was 71.
variety.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:32 PM
i never really do the celebrity eulogy thing because at the end of the day who the fuck cares what i have to say about a legend? but i loved her, i really truly loved her and i have since i saw the nightmare before christmas for the very first time. i’m devastated
variety.com/2026/tv/news...
variety.com/2026/tv/news...
i truly hate millennial-posting but i’m scrolling tiktok and legitimately in tears thinking about all the animals i can’t just go out and pet
January 30, 2026 at 8:05 AM
i truly hate millennial-posting but i’m scrolling tiktok and legitimately in tears thinking about all the animals i can’t just go out and pet
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happy national shutdown eve to all who celebrate
January 30, 2026 at 7:10 AM
happy national shutdown eve to all who celebrate
visiting mad at me island like i wouldn’t see you there…..baby i’m the mayor
January 30, 2026 at 6:43 AM
visiting mad at me island like i wouldn’t see you there…..baby i’m the mayor
lmfao the “deportation” of US citizens actually isn’t even a new thing and this fuckass country has a long history of it, yet the most these politicians can think to is ask nicely that we stop
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand a ban on the deportation of American citizens as a condition of winning their support for legislation funding the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).
Jeffries demands ban on deportation of US citizens as part of DHS reforms
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Thursday said House Democrats will demand a ban on the deportation of American citizens as a condition of winning their support for legislation fun…
www.kget.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:34 AM
lmfao the “deportation” of US citizens actually isn’t even a new thing and this fuckass country has a long history of it, yet the most these politicians can think to is ask nicely that we stop
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1) this is horrible, horrific, awful to think about its intended use
2) i never want to hear "but we can't just put all these unemployed ice agents back out onto the streets" ever again. we know exactly where we can put them
bsky.app/profile/fola...
2) i never want to hear "but we can't just put all these unemployed ice agents back out onto the streets" ever again. we know exactly where we can put them
bsky.app/profile/fola...
NEW: ICE has spent at least $172 million this month on warehouses that it plans to convert into immigration jails
www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
W/ @sooophie.bsky.social
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W/ @sooophie.bsky.social
US Spends Millions on Warehouses in Historic Expansion of ICE Detention
Plans for ‘mega centers’ and jails in nearly two dozen communities have sparked protests over suitability, proximity to homes and schools.
www.bloomberg.com
January 30, 2026 at 1:31 AM
1) this is horrible, horrific, awful to think about its intended use
2) i never want to hear "but we can't just put all these unemployed ice agents back out onto the streets" ever again. we know exactly where we can put them
bsky.app/profile/fola...
2) i never want to hear "but we can't just put all these unemployed ice agents back out onto the streets" ever again. we know exactly where we can put them
bsky.app/profile/fola...