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Alyssa 🦝🗑️
@alynelson.bsky.social
30 years old
Intersectional Feminist
Bisexual 💙🩷💜
Special Education Advocate for K-12
Blue down the ballot
Fuck anyone who supports the overturning of Obergefell V Hodgins. Fuck anyone who thinks gay marriage is wrong.From the bottom of my heart, I hope your spouse has an affair and has a baby outside of your marriage. And I hope you have to pay to support that baby, since yall don't believe in abortion.
August 15, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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April 25, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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Go ahead, keep complaining…
March 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Stalking the mail man and my Book of the Month box because I KNOW Scythe and Sparrow by @brynneweaver.bsky.social is in there and she quite literally NEVER disappoints! #ruinouslovetrilogy #kanebrothers #brynneweaver
February 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Parents please, please teach your kids about Black History Month. Teach them about Women’s History Month. Teach them about Pacific Islander Heritage Month. Teach them about Pride. Teach them about the amazing, incredible diverse country we actually have.
February 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Congrats guys! Last night while we were sleeping, our dear Führer gave his bestie Elon Musk FULL access to the Treasury Department payment system, including all of our social security numbers and private tax info! 😍

#fdt #elon #facist #oligarchy
February 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Yall are out here thinking a team of literal BILLIONAIRES is on the same side as Jesus 😂 The hypocrisy is outstanding, honestly.You guys really said “feed the poor?! Feed the hungry?! Help children who ARENT MINE?! No thank you 🙅🏻‍♀️”
January 31, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Weird that egg prices are so high, gas prices are rising, and yet the president is GOLFING? What happened to not relaxing until the job was done? What happened to lowering prices and ending wars on day one? And yet where is our Führer? That’s what we’re calling him now, right?
January 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Currently hiding from my children in a pile full of stuffed animals. Hopefully if I’m still, they won’t be able to find me 😭
January 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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January 19, 2025 at 2:05 PM
It’s so funny that people used to homeschool to force religion onto their kids. Now we homeschool to keep religion AWAY from our kids.
January 13, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Buckling in for a four hour IEP meeting. Thirteen meetings later, let’s see if this district finally does the right thing and gives this child the accommodations he so badly needs.
January 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY 💯
December 20, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Here’s to a relaxing day at work 😂
December 18, 2024 at 4:37 PM
“I wondered why this God we worshipped seemed to love sex and violence so much. I did not understand how these words could be part of the same book I loved, how the violence was supposed to be as true as the beauty of Jesus’s teachings”

- Danielle Young, Uncultured.
December 13, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Men crying that the protagonist in Witcher 4 is Ciri will never not be funny to me. Some of yall didn’t get the good ending of the third game or play the Blood and Wine DLC and it shows. Especially when the source material moves more towards her as the main character by the end of the series 😂
December 13, 2024 at 4:07 PM
If one more man tries to tell me HOW TO DO MY JOB MID MEETING I’m going to fist fight him in the Waffle House parking lot.
December 12, 2024 at 10:51 PM
It’s almost like modern science gave us everything we needed to eradicate diseases 🙄🙄
December 6, 2024 at 6:40 PM
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Wow I think he’s really pissed we shared this on Bluesky.
BREAKING NEWS:

Republican Tennessee lawmaker, Sen. Ken Yager, urinated on himself during a DUI field sobriety test.

I think he has Trump‘s new cabinet secretary potential!
December 5, 2024 at 1:07 AM
What a beautiful morning and mail package to wake up to. The sun is shining, the air is cold, and Satan smiles upon us all 🖤😉
December 5, 2024 at 5:03 PM
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This coulda been our president-elect tonight America but you chose authoritarianism instead
December 1, 2024 at 10:47 PM
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Wonder how Republicans are going to spin this statement from Pete Hegseth’s OWN MOTHER.

www.nytimes.com/2024/11/29/u...
November 30, 2024 at 2:51 AM
I actually hate it here. WHY ARE THEY SO WEIRD 😭😭

#wtfmaga #why
November 29, 2024 at 6:26 PM
time.com/6123111/firs...

While we enjoy our meals today, take time to remember the genocide of the First People and the destruction and elimination of the Pequot Tribe.
The ‘First Thanksgiving’ Story Covers Up the All Too Real Violence in Early America
how does our understanding of early American history look if we put conflicts between Indigenous and newcomers at the center of the story?
time.com
November 28, 2024 at 4:51 PM