freeballing while i deep clean the apartment on my day off ✨
November 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
freeballing while i deep clean the apartment on my day off ✨
i cannot unread “no nut november is just lent for gooners” and every time i think about it, i let out a chuckle
November 3, 2025 at 6:27 AM
i cannot unread “no nut november is just lent for gooners” and every time i think about it, i let out a chuckle
shot a load so hard last night that it got all over the back of my phone and on my chest and chin. didn’t take any pictures but take my word for it that i was absolutely covered in cum ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
October 31, 2025 at 2:13 PM
shot a load so hard last night that it got all over the back of my phone and on my chest and chin. didn’t take any pictures but take my word for it that i was absolutely covered in cum ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
can’t see the sunday scaries if i block my eyes with my plants!
October 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
can’t see the sunday scaries if i block my eyes with my plants!
time to get stoned and then scroll through the various apps filled with very hot men on my phone!!
October 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
time to get stoned and then scroll through the various apps filled with very hot men on my phone!!
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October 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Also gently sunning :3
October 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Also gently sunning :3
something shifted in the universe and suddenly i became incredibly horny oh god
October 14, 2025 at 3:32 AM
something shifted in the universe and suddenly i became incredibly horny oh god
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Happy Jocktober!
October 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Happy Jocktober!
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September 12, 2025 at 11:47 AM
i am once again hit with wfh horny syndrome 😔
October 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
i am once again hit with wfh horny syndrome 😔
October 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
slowly stroking while stoned and scrolling through bluesky :)
October 5, 2025 at 4:31 AM
slowly stroking while stoned and scrolling through bluesky :)
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A well-rounded breakfast
October 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
A well-rounded breakfast
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i just think i have a case of pretty dick syndrome 🤷🏿♂️
October 4, 2025 at 5:13 AM
i just think i have a case of pretty dick syndrome 🤷🏿♂️