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alternatetawna.bsky.social
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@alternatetawna.bsky.social
PFP: ZedEdge

RP/Parody Account of Tawna Bandicoot from another universe in Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time. Mild/Suggestive Themes ahead.

LEWD ACCS DNI

(Mun & Muse are 18+, Minor Muns DNI)
(Mun Age: 24)

The Pirate Marsupial of #𝐀𝐭𝐳𝐢𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐡
Pinned
𝘚𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺, 𝘐 𝘧𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘰. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘐'𝘭𝘭-𝘐'𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘢 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯. 𝘐𝘯 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘵, 𝘐 𝘢𝘭𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦...

🔄 & ❤️?
Hmmm. You have a point. Must be why I had to find a dimension where people can truly tune up my preferred ride....
Nah, if it's gonna b' out moded, may as well spruce it up !

'S why I tend t' dumpster dive ...
To be fair, the people who I stole from didn’t mind because their belongings like the two I mentioned are close to become out of date. But could you blame them?
November 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Reposted by ᴛᴀᴡɴᴀ ʙᴀɴᴅɪᴄᴏᴏᴛ
"ʙᴇꜱɪᴅᴇꜱ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴏʟɪᴄʏ. ᴡᴇ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛᴜʀɴ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴀʏꜱ!"

*ᴍᴜɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴜꜱᴇ ᴀʀᴇ 18+
*ɪɴᴅᴇᴘᴇɴᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴘᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ
*ꜱʜɪᴘꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄʜᴇᴍɪꜱᴛʀʏ
*(ɴ)ꜱꜰᴡ (ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʟᴇᴡᴅ ɪꜱ *ꜱᴛʀɪᴄᴛʟʏ* ꜰᴏʀ ᴅᴍꜱ ᴏɴʟʏ)
November 15, 2024 at 10:00 AM
To be fair, the people who I stole from didn’t mind because their belongings like the two I mentioned are close to become out of date. But could you blame them?
[ A soft smirk, as he waves a hand . ]

I ain't above swipin' others rides !

... granted, I tend t' often break 'em too, so ...
Big yikes, but I can see where you’re coming from. Unlike you...
I happen to ‘borrow’ vehicles with each dimension I travel to besides looking for spare parts.

Okay, MAYBE I did got a few from the junkyard for my personal interests, but still.
November 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Big yikes, but I can see where you’re coming from. Unlike you...
I happen to ‘borrow’ vehicles with each dimension I travel to besides looking for spare parts.

Okay, MAYBE I did got a few from the junkyard for my personal interests, but still.
[ A soft smile, his arms crossing . ]

Definitely 'ave t' be th' bike f'er m' . Made one outta sum' scraps in sum' Babylon ruins, n' she's m' pride n' joy !

... plus, m' knees tend t' crack when on a board .

N' th' board always comes crashin' down when I step on it . 💧
I get what you’re saying. It’s a tie between riding a hoverboard or a hoverbike, whichever one I prefer.
November 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I get what you’re saying. It’s a tie between riding a hoverboard or a hoverbike, whichever one I prefer.
Oh, tha's actually fairly neat ! M' own ride can also do tha', but ... I prefer th' road .

Easier t' rest on th' ground then th' sky, ya know ?
My own ship can also fly in the air as an alternative.
November 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
November 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Hmm...

I'll consider. I have an empty pirate crew, despite I work all by myself.

Not like a certain archnemesis would appear in front of me.
[ An almost childish snort— ]

... well, I mean, if ya ever wanna find sum' good loot, ya can always hit m' up ?

I 'ave a tendency o' findin' sum' decent booty !~
Good. Finding nothing but low common booty.
November 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Good. Finding nothing but low common booty.
Aye, it certainly has been a hot sec ! How've ya been holdin' up ... ?
No problem.

...

It’s a while we both talked to each other.
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
No problem.

...

It’s a while we both talked to each other.
... huh .

[ Growing a soft smile . ]

Thank ya, f'er tha' !
November 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Yeah

Definitely a good way.
On par, like ...

In a good way, or-?
I was going to say on par with mine, but I guess it counts.
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I was going to say on par with mine, but I guess it counts.
[ A few blinks . ]

... y'ers fairly big, aye . 💧
It's...

No, scratch that.

I was going to say it’s bigger than mine, but...
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
It's...

No, scratch that.

I was going to say it’s bigger than mine, but...
M' ass isn't THA' fat, is it ... ? 💧
November 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
“...What? If you guys THINK my rear is fat, then you have another thing coming to you.”

#SeductiveSunday
November 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
September 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Toothpicking with her dagger. Don’t ask.
August 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
“Get in. We’re going to the beach.”
June 22, 2025 at 1:35 PM
“What is that?”
May 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
May 8, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Are you. Are you writing down what I think it is?
May 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
“Because my own jeans got ripped, I had a spare in case. Even if there are parts torn, it still fits perfectly.”
May 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Tawna got herself new jeans.
May 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
“Who?”
May 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Twirling her hook gadget with her left hand.
May 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
“Yeah, I’m sure. I have them back at my ship I travel in to cross other dimensions.”
" Y' sure ? Mine 're fairly big; probably big 'nuff t' be baggy on ya ! "
“No thanks. I have a spare of my own.”
May 7, 2025 at 2:15 PM